Harry & Meghan #459 Temu Royals

[Doodlebug005]

Carrying on from #458 congrats to @TheCutiePatootie for a brilliant and apt title!

The gruesomes are in Columbia- they can’t stand each other- Megsys fashion sense is , Harry is crumpled and balding- the local kids are bored
the sussex kids are…. answers on a postcard…

 

[ClaraPlum]

Yeesh, these looks! They really bleeping hate each other, don’t they?

 

[Zippy2000]

https://www.archive.is/https://www....e-rumours-violence-Meghan-Colombian-tour.html

Oh dear Elon is not the person to snipe at because Elon can totally destroy you hazza

 

[wisebutwild]

Thanks for the new thread @Doodlebug005 and @TheCutiePatootie for the fab title.

Was just writing this post when the last thread closed so brought it over to this one. It’s a bit late but about her ‘brown outfit’ ……..

Whata mistakea to makea ……. Wearing brown! You would have thought Sweaty Betty would have learnt not to wear brown if she was going to get hot as it shows up the sweat marks. Her ‘pit stains’ when wearing that brown polo neck jumper have been publicised well enough over the years but no …..

I feel a new version of the poem ‘When I am an Old Woman I Shall Wear Purple’ coming ……

When I am a sweaty betty I shall wear brown
With satin trousers which don’t match, and don’t suit me

And I shall spend Harry’s money on clothes and jewellery
And fancy footwear, and say we’ve no money for charity.

I shall sit down on plastic chairs when I’m forced
And grab mics and make boring word salad speeches

And run ‘my ideas‘ past people like Netflix
And make up for the lax morals of my youth

I shall go out in my wool coat in the sun
And pick the lemons from other people’s gardens
And learn to spit cook.


There is more to the poem but timing is everything

 

[spangly]

One of my favourite TW outfits of all time is that brown pit stained polo neck. I can't believe she's topped it with sweaty minge PJ bottoms

My life is complete!

 

[Xales]

@wibble as an aside. I found a face mask of these during covid lock down. My partner said it wouldn't be suitable to wear around Waitrose.

On topic. What the duck was the bullshit about the royal family advising she could only wear shite colours when that's all she has done since she left?

How has H got so skinny everywhere apart from his paunch? What drugs do that?

 

[Thalia]

Re THAT dress.

I'm convinced she bought a paper pattern and job lot of furnishing fabric offcuts.

Unless you think that several designers have simultaneously designed the same dress then badly stitched them together, sizing them slightly too small in exactly the same way, using inappropriate fabrics

We'll know for sure when she appears in bus seat fabric:

 

[Piglet&Pooh]

Interesting that she has had a pink patterned version of the gold "car chase" dress made - obviously not a traumatic memory for Megain

 

[Bellatrix Lestrange]

This morning I put on a navy blue vest top thinking it was black, I'm wearing black flip flops.

So in a sweet nod to our favourite (and my style icon) Smegsie - my next holiday will henceforth be known as a Royal Tour. I also claim to be the real Kween of Engerland and YOU WILL ALL WORSHIP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Who’sYerDaddy]

 

[Wackie Jeaver]

You know those ads for laundry capsules, which end with 'Keep Away from Children'?
This should apply to the Snarkles

 

[Innocent Hamster]

Thank you @Doodlebug005 for the new thread and congrats to @TheCutiePatootie on the thread title.

I can't believe she insists on wearing that cutout strappy dress in different patterns and manages to make it look more hideous each time

 

[What could go wrong?]

Thanks for new thread! The last one hit warp speed

Gotta Hand! it to the Henrys, they've hit the ground running for us yet again and we still have three days left to savour.

Claw to the fore and...go

 

[D. A.]

What the actual duck is he saying??!!


I will add that he is right about "education".
I have learnt a lot about charities since he and his ho have been lording it around and I no longer donate to certain ones after checking their spending history.

 

[PurpleReign]

What the actual duck is he saying??!!


I will add that he is right about "education".
I have learnt a lot about charities since he and his ho have been lording it around and I no longer donate to certain ones after checking their spending history.

Says the king of 'his truth' and misinformation - get out of that glass house dandelion
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https://www.archive.is/https://www....e-rumours-violence-Meghan-Colombian-tour.html

Oh dear Elon is not the person to snipe at because Elon can totally destroy you hazza

I'm sure Elon is quaking in his boots - Harry just shut the duck up and wind your neck in, you cannot hold your own against the big boys in the playground as much as you think you are on their level, you are an irritating gnat to be swatted .

 

[D. A.]

 

[Scotch Mist]

Says the king of 'his truth' and misinformation - get out of that glass house dandelion
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I'm sure Elon is quaking in his boots - Harry just shut the duck up and wind your neck in, you cannot hold your own against the big boys in the playground as much as you think you are on their level, you are an irritating gnat to be swatted .

Harry is so ridiculous about this issue thinking that kids will all be living in safe bubbles if it weren't for the evils of social media

When I was a kid I used to go out and play down the road with my friends or go off to the local park with them (no adults). Parents didn't hover over their kids all the time. I used to be told what time I should get back for dinner and had a lot of freedom as long as I turned up when I was told. There were no mobile phones for parents to keep tabs on their kids then.

Of course Harry probably was supervised 24/7 due to being an idiot coddled Prince so he has no bloody idea. If he thinks that he will know everything about the flatpacks when they are teenagers he's in for a rude awakening

 

[kev1974]

What the actual duck is he saying??!!


I will add that he is right about "education".
I have learnt a lot about charities since he and his ho have been lording it around and I no longer donate to certain ones after checking their spending history.

As if Hazno has the faintest clue what life is like on the poor and mean streets of Middlesbrough etc. Of course social media had a part in fuelling the riots but don't pretend to be qualified to speak on a world stage about something when you don't understand the full picture. twit.

He (/they) is just clinging on to that bandwagon for dear life.

He can start to speak about misinformation the day after he speaks ALL the truth about his flatpack invisikids, his so called military career, his tit results in school, the African Parks scandal, Dorito's true life story, and his own well documented racism.

 

[Swinging Pineapple]

If looks could kill…

 

[PurpleReign]

As if Hazno has the faintest clue what life is like on the poor and mean streets of Middlesbrough etc. Of course social media had a part in fuelling the riots but don't pretend to be qualified to speak on a world stage about something when you don't understand the full picture. twit.

He (/they) is just clinging on to that bandwagon for dear life.

He can start to speak about misinformation the day after he speaks ALL the truth about his flatpack invisikids, his so called military career, his tit results in school, the African Parks scandal, Dorito's true life story, and his own well documented racism.

Without trying to be political - the reality is what happened does not have it roots sitting squarely in social media, social media was not the reason of what happened.

The most rebellious thing I did as a youth was help to organise a mass sit in at school, this was in the 70's we got a huge following and created a right stink in school - (wish I could remember what we did it for?) no social media then so how did we manage it?