She got a hole in one. Sorry!
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Not just ‘Muricans who mangle it. I have heard SO many manglings from all nationalities….but we don’t care cos we’re not racist (unlike TW who refused the Dumbarton titles)
If we have to suffer her, at least she's doing a fantastic job at making a complete ass of herself daily now as she hangs around like a bad stench.
I for one am glad the treacherous piece of tit doesn't get any of that. Prince William can use CH as his gift-wrapping residence.
We finally know that the great philosopher Jesus McJoseph Gabriel Holy-Spirit Christ was referring to the gruesome pair when he wisely said:
"Cast not pearls before swine".
With apologies to swine, of course, whom are beautiful creatures in comparison to the cunts.
oh Ecclefechan myself and cousins still have good giggle at Ecclefechan it was our favourite place name when growing up!Victoria Wood in Dinnerladies had the wonderful line …In Scotland, everything is spelled Ecclefechan and pronounced Kirkcudbright. She had some wonderful observations that woman. Even saw into the future by devising the Two Soups walk for TW
The whole thing is so weird. Talking about how you once ate Chinese food with your friend Jessica Wong is not progressive.
I am now informing you that there is a dish called 'American chopsuey' which has nothing to do with America. You are now qualified to deliver post-doctoral lectures about the US. You are welcome.
Not kidding. Back in the 70’s they used to serve American Chop Suey in the school cafeteria. It was nasty! Always brought a bag lunch on that day!!
Smeg’s problem is that she’s so in love with the sound of her own voice and in love with her own (small and narrow minded) opinion that she doesn’t listen or know how to make good conversation.
She is the worst kind of interviewer and is only doing the podcasts to further her infamy. She is aiming to become the most famous person in the world, whether loved or hated.She seems to think that by achieving that, she will become fascinating by default.
Maybe Smegs does actually realise deep down that no-one actually cares about her, what she does or says. Even here on Tattle, we only care and talk about her because of her odious behaviour towards the RF. If she stopped attacking the RF, we would lose interest in a heartbeat. That’s why she continues with her so called pathetic competitive mentality with the RF. Without that she has nothing.
She is the worst kind of interviewer and is only doing the podcasts to further her infamy. She is aiming to become the most famous person in the world, whether loved or hated.She seems to think that by achieving that, she will become fascinating by default.
Maybe Smegs does actually realise deep down that no-one actually cares about her, what she does or says. Even here on Tattle, we only care and talk about her because of her odious behaviour towards the RF. If she stopped attacking the RF, we would lose interest in a heartbeat. That’s why she continues with her so called pathetic competitive mentality with the RF. Without that she has nothing.
Yep, a joint honours from TW’s college in “American food appropriations and Racial Archetypes” Not an inkling of intelligence required.
This isn’t a dig at our ‘Murican friends as I know there are dubious degrees on offer everywhere, but they seem to have been going on for many many years at some US colleges/Universities. And I am aware of your top class establishments too
.Found this photo (think it was the day after the Queen was laid to rest!) Just beautiful!
She is nutty slack.Smeg understands what it’s like to be from Wales since her Mum took her down The Big Pit in Blaenavon and she’s eaten Nutty Slack.
Channel 7 in Australia taking the mickey. I love how the Australian media unapologetically rips them a new one.
Make sure your guts are in first class cast iron order before you try one and, if they offer to put ’chip shop sauce’ on it, just don’t!
Or slutty sack!!
Smeg understands what it's like to be from Lancashire since her mum took her to up't Blackpool Tower, she got snogged and she's eaten a chip t-cake.
I wonder if our American Chop Suey is the same as yours
What we call 'Chinese' cuisine here was actually 'invented' here and doesn't have much resemblance to actual Chinese dishes, which I have had in authentic restaurants. Two places here used to make a really good chopsuey (our kind). Now I'm craving it with no way to get any but yeah, I have experienced how horribly wrong it can go 
OT but not really: I've got Truss speaking in Birmingham on in the background. Is she usually this animated? I've mostly seen her during the mourning so it's like seeing another person entirely. Smegs, watch and learn the shapes a person's face is supposed to make when they are trying to convince people.
Or a slack nut
Slack Alice
That comparison really emphasizes the photoshopping. TW arm is exceedingly & disproportionately long, or her crotch has been edited too much (
)!Damn, I just said that!
There was a Hitchhiker’s Guide character who was trying to insult everyone in the galaxy - personally, perhaps she should be encouraged?
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