Harry & Meghan #165 We're sick of the stunts from that pair of vile funts!

[Carpediem69]

Thank you to @JAR21 for the great new ‘fred title

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Harry & Meghan #164 no longer welcome on British shores so STFU you crashing bores

Thanks to @Chita for the thread title! Quick recap: Had a flurry of sugar infiltrating from time to time. Harkles are still nasty, vindictive imbeciles. They want a Judicial Review of his Security whilst in the U.K., as it’s such a dangerous place. She’s complained that Anusol said she lied to...

tattle.life

Securridy, securridy my heel lifts for securridy
Will PC pay? Will The HO give way to Hazzno’s latest tantrum? TC is confident that no seccuridy companies managed by ex service personnel will touch this contract to protect the ex royal
Hazzno wants to come back to the UK ? Does he or doesn’t he?
New jobs are being advertised to work for AW / Spotify - get those CV’s in Tattlers
Seems many proverbial Olive Branches being handed back and forth across the Atlantic

Porridge awards announced on 27th Jan - how many will they win?

Please add any more topics we have discussed

Keep Calm and Tattle on

 

[Scotch Mist]

Thanks to @Carpediem69 and @JAR21 for the great new thread

The Harkles continue to provide us with hours of entertainment

Alas Hawwy's fears of kidnapping have come true and he has been aducted by aliens....

 

[Ladygisborne]

Thanks for the new thread! I wanted to post on the last thread about the "it's middle-aged women who hate Meghan because they are jealous" thing.

I am 40 and I am definitely not a young woman any more. Meghan IS middle-aged!

 

[SharkAttack]

Marking my place on this thread as planning on some Sunday scrolling later on.
Interested in Ken Wharfe saying Harry’s life has changed so totally since meeting M, swapping all the army stuff he loved for pursuit of money in California.
Harry’s a spoilt brat and if he’s unhappy, I don’t think he’ll allow things to drag on too long. Trouble is I can’t see what WOULD make him happy - he seems permanently disgruntled.

 

[kev1974]

Brilliant title @JAR21 and thanks for putting the new thread together @Carpediem69

we still haven’t heard anything of or from Voldermegs herself since PooBrownPapWalk pre-Christmas have we? How is life in her bunker or den? Has Harry turned the tables and locked her in the basement now?

Spammers are reportedly using their images in financial scams, which we’re supposed to be sad and shocked about, but that seems to me to be a direct result of them tying up with and endorsing that “ethical investment fund” last year, by doing that earlier they made themselves targets for other fraudsters.

still no sign of old Dorito, is she still in prison, or just super busy with her care home “career”?

i continue to keep a distanced but entertained eye on the ramblings and rants of my three favourite sideshow loons Scrotie, Shouty Shola, and Boozy. Nut jobs all three of them.

 

[Happy Lady]

Thanks for the new thread and title.

I'm obsessed with Wordle and have now found Absurdle. Same game, but lets you play as many times as you want, rather than just once a day.

Absurdle

An adversarial version of Wordle

qntm.org

 

[Mairag]

More plate smashing expected in Monteshito if the Grenadier Guards get their way - Go Catherine!

https://www.archive.is/https://www....bridge-new-colonel-replace-Prince-Andrew.html

Quotes from the Article…

“If she were to take on the role, Kate, 40, would be the first appointed female colonel in the regiment's 366-year history.

A senior source in the Grenadier Guards told The Times: 'From straw polling through the ranks, they would all love it to be Kate.”

and

“A military source told the publication the name of the new colonel was due to have been announced on Monday but it was delayed.

The source said it 'wasn't the Duchess of Cambridge', but claimed the fact that the announcement was not made means they 'have been thinking about it again'.”


And an archive version of the Times article referred to (for those like me that don’t have a subscription to The Times)

https://archive.vn/mPQiC

 

[wisebutwild]

Thank you @Carpediem69 for the new fred and also @JAR21 for the brilliant title.
Love this in the review of the last thread ...."Securridy, securridy my heel lifts for securridy" ...... Hahaha, no chance.

Someone asked how long it could take for a JR to happen (if ever it does). I've no idea but hope they drag it out as long as possible, until at least the end of this year, so he will not set a foot on these shores during the celebrations.

 

[Carpediem69]

More plate smashing expected in Monteshito if the Grenadier Guards get their way - Go Catherine!

https://www.archive.is/https://www....bridge-new-colonel-replace-Prince-Andrew.html

Quotes from the Article…

“If she were to take on the role, Kate, 40, would be the first appointed female colonel in the regiment's 366-year history.

A senior source in the Grenadier Guards told The Times: 'From straw polling through the ranks, they would all love it to be Kate.”

and

“A military source told the publication the name of the new colonel was due to have been announced on Monday but it was delayed.

The source said it 'wasn't the Duchess of Cambridge', but claimed the fact that the announcement was not made means they 'have been thinking about it again'.”


And an archive version of the Times article referred to (for those like me that don’t have a subscription to The Times)

https://archive.vn/mPQiC

That would be amazing if they began to give Catherine some military roles - there was some talk on the ARRSE site basically saying the regiments would all love her being involved - would be good to give her the SAS (I know I know) but in changing times who knows what could happen .
Would a military Col. Role also mean she can place a wreath at the Cenotaph?

 

[Peachsquish]

Just seen

 

[Carpediem69]

Just seen

FFS who is ‘Diane’ ? Illiterate funts

 

[LadyMuck]

Thanks for new thread both xx

 

[Nannyto2]

Marking my place on this thread as planning on some Sunday scrolling later on.
Interested in Ken Wharfe saying Harry’s life has changed so totally since meeting M, swapping all the army stuff he loved for pursuit of money in California.
Harry’s a spoilt brat and if he’s unhappy, I don’t think he’ll allow things to drag on too long. Trouble is I can’t see what WOULD make him happy - he seems permanently disgruntled.

A Xbox war game with him staring as the hero should keep him happy for the next 10 years a least

 

[wisebutwild]

FFS who is ‘Diane’ ? Illiterate funts

And 'burning' the Palace isn't going to get rid of anybody as none of them live there. Obviously written by a stranger to these shores.

 

[Spring2020]

Give us Windsor Castle or we are out? this has narkle written all over it

 

[Scotch Mist]

FFS who is ‘Diane’ ? Illiterate funts

I know we can laugh at this because it was probably written by a backward sugar who doesn't live here, but there are some seriously deranged people on social media and loads of them are in the Sussex Squad

Isn't about time the Harkles asked some of their fans to rein it in? I bet Smegz reads all this crap and loves how she's stirred up this tit.

 

[Chita]

Securridy, securridy my heel lifts for securridy

Has to be a thread title suggestion, surely!!!



And also
Harry&Meghan #166 Harry what a vengeful twunt. Stabbed his granny in the front.

 

[TheCutiePatootie]

I can't believe an actual Prince married someone without meeting their father, siblings, aunts, and uncles.

The insanity.

 

[Scotch Mist]

Give us Windsor Castle or we are out? this has narkle written all over it

Isn't this old news?
I'm sure they were disappointed with Frogmore Cottage and probably did make this request, but I don't believe this is the reason why they left.

Smegz was planning to leave so making outrageous demands and being turned down fed into her victmhood narrative. Being found out over the clothing and the Fark scam is the real reason she scarpered.

 

[Kittypops]

Existential moment incoming...

Just imagine if 6 hadn't married TW and none of this insanity was happening - I wonder which thread we'd all be on instead?