Harry and Meghan # 493 It’s a Full Montecit-show

[Carpediem69]

Thanks to @jonathanlynch for the new title - amended to ensure guidelines are met

previous fred

Harry and Meghan #492 Nigeria Lawson (43%)

Welcome to the new thread and congrats to @TeaTimeTreats for the wonderful thread title! Brief recap: It's out, nobody likes it (apart from those weirdos that had 'as ever' tattooed on themselves) Notable moments that I know about: Rainbow fruit and tea that's from 'outdoors' I do not...

tattle.life

feel free to do the recap

Eta I have asked the mods to change the title - saw it too late thanks to @wisebutwild for the new title too

 

[Hannahebee]

I saw this in the video that @JAR21 uploaded and that girl does not look 3-years-old and not only that but she is a completely different child to the one that we saw in the video with Serena.

 

[DanDanTheIceCreamMan]

Thanks for the new thread and politically correct thread title

Headline for thread title suggestions going forward, seeing as we're on page one:

We're not supposed to swear in thread titles, the mods don't allow it not even with ***

Anyway... recap:

So, reviews have been not even remotely mixed It's pants, mainly cream or beige.
Honourable mention to Vanessa Feltz for a great send up
She likes to be called Meghan Sussex despite only ever spending 6 whole hours there.
She was on the Drew Barrymore show, and apparently videos herself reading bedtimes stories for the children.
Z is for Zebra not Zeeeebraaaa
She's sending out something called 'Raspberry Spread' that looks suspiciously like jam and has managed to stick the labels down this time.

This post has been sprinkled with dried flower petals to elevate it


As ever, DanDan

 

[cjguk]

Oh boo hoo Meghan, give it up it ain't never going to happen

Meghan Markle 'Devastated' She and Husband Harry Haven't Transformed Themselves into A-List Stars — Like Duchess 'Dreamed of Doing When She Quit Royal Family

EXCLUSIVE: Meghan Markle 'Devastated' She and Husband Harry Haven't Transformed Themselves into A-List Stars — Like Duchess 'Dreamed of Doing When She Quit Royal Family'

Meghan Markle is building an Avengers-style team of Hollywood power pals as she mounts her assault on Tinseltown – after failing to become an A-lister herself.

radaronline.com

 

[Hannahebee]

I saw this in the video that @JAR21 uploaded and that girl does not look 3-years-old and not only that but she is a completely different child to the one that we saw in the video with Serena.
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Also not only that but Archie looks like a completely different child as well and it is also interesting to see that when she kisses him on the head he immediately recoils his head away from her.

 

[JAR21]

I saw this in the video that @JAR21 uploaded and that girl does not look 3-years-old and not only that but she is a completely different child to the one that we saw in the video with Serena.
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Ah, but she NEVER SAID it was Lili - it was the press who said that

 

[TinyDot]

I'd love to see a side by side of the recent pictures of 'lili' and 'Archie' in the space of a week they've both changed so much...

 

[wibble]

I blame Ashley Cole.

 

[kipperthedog]

Very defeatist of me, but I think the pair of them have won.

They’ve all but got the half in, half out they wanted, other than what they perceived as the boring royal duties of meeting and engaging with us ordinary people of the UK.

They go on unofficial jaunts to other countries and ARE treated like royalty. She swans around in expensive clothes and jewellery, soaking up the attention she craves. The fact that she looks a fright is neither here nor there, she’s having the time of her life being acknowledged by high ranking officials of which ever country is daft enough to entertain them. They even do the ‘Royal’ visits to disaster sites which is just shameful.

She gets to merch her royal connection despite being told she couldn’t. The latest one , the Netflix abomination has only come about because of her association with our RF.

He is give a platform to spout his opinions about anything ‘worthy’ that takes his fancy. Nothing of any value to add, but the fact that he’s Prince Henry grants him credibility amongst the foolish organisations that allow him to pontificate to everyone about how badly done to he has been and how much better the world would be if we only listened to his story and learned from it.

The latest. She’s decided that her surname is now Sussex, as she seems wants to disassociate from being known as Markle. Never mind that for hundreds of years our UK history has been that TRF grant titles to their relations and that is what they are known as. SHE wants to be Meghan Sussex.

We’ve got two children in our line of succession that we don’t even know exist for sure. If they do, and should legitimately have a place , how on earth can they possibly be in line to the throne when they know nothing about our kingdom’s customs, history or people. It’s madness.

They get away with everything they do or say. No repercussions at all from anyone in authority. I understand the concept of grey rocking, but it makes me wonder how far the establishment here would let them go before our King or Parliament decides enough is enough.

They’ve been left alone to besmirch TRF and us for far too long, and with everything that’s going on in the world at the moment, I can’t see that our government sees stopping them as a priority. It’s an absolute travesty what they’ve been allowed to get away with, and I see no end to it in sight.

 

[Thalia]

WARNING

Do not try to decant M&S chocolate covered pretzels into plastic bags for guests!

I tried but every time I took a pretzel out, it fell into my mouth

If you, or someone you know, has been affected by this announcement, you can forward any unopened bags of M&S Chocolate Pretzels to @Thalia for safe disposal.

 

[Carpediem69]

Also not only that but Archie looks like a completely different child as well and it is also interesting to see that when she kisses him on the head he immediately recoils his head away from her.
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Did she make them pose for these photos just for Drew’s show?

Markle didn’t look that impressed with the Diana photo to me - not even DMiL is allowed to steal a minute of her air time.

 

[wibble]

According to Lady C the presentation of the food is "very boy".

 

[BlinkyBill]

from Reddit


As Ever web statement is worse than the show. I didn't think that was possible "As ever is more than brand -- it's a love language"
Social Media

so it is 'created.. curated.. crafted..' any other 'c' words come to mind????

shame she didn't check the meaning of 'hostessing'... according to Wikipaedia..

" A female maître d' at a restaurant. An employee at a hostess club. Bargirl, a paid, female companion offering conversation and, in some cases, sex. "

 

[wibble]

Oh...

 

[wisebutwild]

Thanks to @jonathanlynch for the new title - amended to ensure guidelines are met

previous fred

Harry and Meghan #492 Nigeria Lawson (43%)

Welcome to the new thread and congrats to @TeaTimeTreats for the wonderful thread title! Brief recap: It's out, nobody likes it (apart from those weirdos that had 'as ever' tattooed on themselves) Notable moments that I know about: Rainbow fruit and tea that's from 'outdoors' I do not...

tattle.life

feel free to do the recap

Eta I have asked the mods to change the title - saw it too late thanks to @wisebutwild for the new title too

Thanks for starting this new thread @Carpediem69 and recap but I can’t take credit for the new title ……. I just combined those suggested by @jonathanlynch and @Baobunbonanza ……. So thanks to those two for the new title.

I feel quite exhausted after these last few days reading EVERY SINGLE POST on here. I don’t know where The Markle Spare goes from here. What is left for her to do? Someone wrote that the only thing that interests people is her dishing the dirt on the RF so will she write that book ….. her version of Waaagh ….. with all the lies and stupid unbelievable stories of her past life? If so, I hope it takes a few months so we can all recover from the farce we witnessed on March 4th!

 

[Carpediem69]

Very defeatist of me, but I think the pair of them have won.

They’ve all but got the half in, half out they wanted, other than what they perceived as the boring royal duties of meeting and engaging with us ordinary people of the UK.

They go on unofficial jaunts to other countries and ARE treated like royalty. She swans around in expensive clothes and jewellery, soaking up the attention she craves. The fact that she looks a fright is neither here nor there, she’s having the time of her life being acknowledged by high ranking officials of which ever country is daft enough to entertain them. They even do the ‘Royal’ visits to disaster sites which is just shameful.

She gets to merch her royal connection despite being told she couldn’t. The latest one , the Netflix abomination has only come about because of her association with our RF.

He is give a platform to spout his opinions about anything ‘worthy’ that takes his fancy. Nothing of any value to add, but the fact that he’s Prince Henry grants him credibility amongst the foolish organisations that allow him to pontificate to everyone about how badly done to he has been and how much better the world would be if we only listened to his story and learned from it.

The latest. She’s decided that her surname is now Sussex, as she seems wants to disassociate from being known as Markle. Never mind that for hundreds of years our UK history has been that TRF grant titles to their relations and that is what they are known as. SHE wants to be Meghan Sussex.

We’ve got two children in our line of succession that we don’t even know exist for sure. If they do, and should legitimately have a place , how on earth can they possibly be in line to the throne when they know nothing about our kingdom’s customs, history or people. It’s madness.

They get away with everything they do or say. No repercussions at all from anyone in authority. I understand the concept of grey rocking, but it makes me wonder how far the establishment here would let them go before our King or Parliament decides enough is enough.

They’ve been left alone to besmirch TRF and us for far too long, and with everything that’s going on in the world at the moment, I can’t see that our government sees stopping them as a priority. It’s an absolute travesty what they’ve been allowed to get away with, and I see no end to it in sight.

Don’t be down hearted . Karma is around the corner - even if it is a big corner ((when Charlie pops to the throne in the sky). They are a laughing stock, they don’t have any credibility - yes a few govts. Seem to fawn over them on their faux tours but it is all theatre. Personally I think that behind closed doors she is seething at how unpopular she is - she doesn’t care about Hazno at all - he is sleep walking into a catastrophic divorce, the clock is ticking, and we all know it except him.

Go to the VIP room and elevate some toast with Robinsons jam, play with the cat squad and throw darts at her picture.

All is going to be well and we can jog along until the inevitable tit show happens. Have faith in Mystic Carpi

 

[JAR21]

Very defeatist of me, but I think the pair of them have won.

They’ve all but got the half in, half out they wanted, other than what they perceived as the boring royal duties of meeting and engaging with us ordinary people of the UK.

They go on unofficial jaunts to other countries and ARE treated like royalty. She swans around in expensive clothes and jewellery, soaking up the attention she craves. The fact that she looks a fright is neither here nor there, she’s having the time of her life being acknowledged by high ranking officials of which ever country is daft enough to entertain them. They even do the ‘Royal’ visits to disaster sites which is just shameful.

She gets to merch her royal connection despite being told she couldn’t. The latest one , the Netflix abomination has only come about because of her association with our RF.

He is give a platform to spout his opinions about anything ‘worthy’ that takes his fancy. Nothing of any value to add, but the fact that he’s Prince Henry grants him credibility amongst the foolish organisations that allow him to pontificate to everyone about how badly done to he has been and how much better the world would be if we only listened to his story and learned from it.

The latest. She’s decided that her surname is now Sussex, as she seems wants to disassociate from being known as Markle. Never mind that for hundreds of years our UK history has been that TRF grant titles to their relations and that is what they are known as. SHE wants to be Meghan Sussex.

We’ve got two children in our line of succession that we don’t even know exist for sure. If they do, and should legitimately have a place , how on earth can they possibly be in line to the throne when they know nothing about our kingdom’s customs, history or people. It’s madness.

They get away with everything they do or say. No repercussions at all from anyone in authority. I understand the concept of grey rocking, but it makes me wonder how far the establishment here would let them go before our King or Parliament decides enough is enough.

They’ve been left alone to besmirch TRF and us for far too long, and with everything that’s going on in the world at the moment, I can’t see that our government sees stopping them as a priority. It’s an absolute travesty what they’ve been allowed to get away with, and I see no end to it in sight.

She might be getting some faux Royal tours, but she's not getting the photo ops with the real Royals. The last thing she got was HMTQs funeral. No Trooping the Colour, no Commonwealth Service (next Monday), no banquets or State visits, no Sandringham Christmas walks. So as each month goes by, her cachet will fall.

 

[Hannahebee]

Markle didn’t look that impressed with the Diana photo to me - not even DMiL is allowed to steal a minute of her air time.

Considering she copies Diana in so many ways I agree with you she was definitely not impressed by the photo.

 

[Wackie Jeaver]

I do hope Pablo's OK, this must be a tough time. #freePablo

 

[Hannahebee]

I'd love to see a side by side of the recent pictures of 'lili' and 'Archie' in the space of a week they've both changed so much...

Here you are @TinyDot a side by side of the recent pictures that we have of Lili and Archie.