First, apologies: this is from the DM.
I was scrolling down the comments under the piece that Piers Morgan wrote about them hijacking the Commonwealth Trust video, and came across this from, I presume, one of H's former classmates (at Eton?). Made me laugh. I like the sound of Mr Marston.
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Kage84, London, United Kingdom, 50 minutes ago
At school he was in the bottom stream the entire way through. CEII, eh what Harry?! Mr Marston would be so impressed with you now... not. In fact, to quote directly, he would in fact say: "Piffle Fella! You're nothing but a bloody oik!"