Harry and Meghan #247 Scarfed, Tindalled and Brooksblanked - now duck off!

[Doodlebug005]

Another new thread ! Congrats @Regina2071 for fab title… ( came in 1st with 60 likes)
I did put f*ck in title, it changed to duck
Someone please recap

old thread here

Harry and Meghan #246 And it seems to me you lived your life with a candle in the way

Thank you @BirkenheadTranny for ace new title! Love this title so much! An emotional day… HMTQ got a beautiful send off.., and the other two can f off home… Jack Brooksbanks look has us wondering!!! continue and elaborate 😃 Old thread here...

tattle.life

 

[Pimpinella]

Recap. They came, we saw them ignored, she wore clown make up and a batman dress. He's just a clown. Charlotte has the measure, Sophie's face was displeasure. They were outsmarted and un-partied...have they gone yet?

 

[Evangelina]

Congratulations @Regina2071 for the title.
Thanks @Doodlebug005 for the new thread.

 

[TheSheep]

Billy no mates.
How well, never mind.

 

[Mamaelf]

Little palette cleanse…stunning shot of Catherine at Pirbright last week!

 

[Mollywobbles]

I can cry to order! Both eyes well up.
I have used it when required. An office bully picking on everyone and when it was my turn the tears flowed. HR finally took it seriously.
And in a department store when a saleswoman was bitchy and patronising. A few tears, someone called the manager and I got a free pair of shoes. I wasn’t after free shoes, but she had a bad reputation and had been snidely to me on a previous occasion.
I would love to use it to the RF.. Meghan was so nasty to me….

 

[MeInMidAmerica]

Wonderful article and some great advice for KC…

In this tumultuous time, the Princess Royal and the Countess of Wessex were stars

While grander players withered under an intense spotlight, the quieter virtues of less prominent family members shone brightly

www.telegraph.co.uk

Now, Prince Harry. If you resign from your job in a huff, and sell The Firm’s secrets, don’t expect to keep the company car and your salary or be upset when you don’t get an invitation to the Christmas party. That much is clear to any normal person. Not to the Duke of Sussex who caused his grandmother a lot of stress in her final years with repugnant and damaging allegations about her family (“Recollections may vary”). Luckily, Her Majesty’s death gave the Prince an ideal opportunity to reflect on his and his wife’s unkind behaviour and make a full apology to his father and brother.

Just kidding! The Sussexes will soon be back in California where Harry can write an extra bonus chapter in his grievance memoir. Which explains why none of his grieving relatives particularly wanted to talk to him. He seemed surprised.

And lastly, to Princess Anne. Underrated for far too long, the Princess Royal has been a star of this tumultuous time. There can be no clearer example of the difficult dual role she has to play than the deep curtsey she made to her mother’s coffin as it arrived at Holyrood. It was a gesture both beautiful and devastating, personal and formal. The loss of her parent, the duty owed to her sovereign; somehow, those feelings must be reconciled. Similarly, the salute to her brother, now the King, when she left to travel with their mother’s coffin to Windsor. It made many people cry, an emotional release the 72-year-old Royal has denied herself as she travelled every (surely exhausting) step of the way with the late Queen.
“I was fortunate to share the last 24 hours of my dearest Mother’s life. It has been an honour and a privilege to accompany her on her final journey,” she said in a statement accompanied by the sweetest picture of them together. Anne has the “just got to get on with it” fortitude of her parents. They would be so proud of her. It only occurred to me the other day that the Princess Royal also has her mother’s lovely voice. I hope the new monarch heeds it. King Charles should promote his sister to Counsellor of State, which means she can stand in for him on official duties if he’s abroad or incapacitated.

Absurdly – make that obscenely – Prince Harry, Prince Andrew and his elder daughter Beatrice are all Counsellors of State. As a female, Anne does not get succession rights, bumping the Queen’s third-born child (and his offspring) up the line ahead of her. Let’s face it, the combined wisdom of Princes Harry and Andrew would fit on a golf tee. Beatrice is half her aunt’s age and vastly less experienced. We should hope that one of the first acts of the new King’s reign is to overturn this disgracefully sexist and outdated rule. It insults the Queen’s second-born, a distinguished public servant. The Princess Royal is one hell of a woman, title or no.

 

[I Should Know Better]

Congrats to @Regina2071 for the title and thanks @Doodlebug005 for the new thread - something I am too terrified to try!

 

[50sGirl]

@Vanelope re the Oprah interview on YouTube. Have you tried to play it? I thought I found it there a few months ago but it was unwatchable, sort of pixelated and slow. Do you have a link please?

 

[Sniffing Eggs]

Urgh. Every single bloody story in the DM (Don't judge, its free) is about Meagain and Numbnuts

 

[EnjoyingTheShow]

NEVER FORGET, people!

 

[TheCutiePatootie]

My favourite thing out of all of this is the removal of "of Wales" from Harry.

I think this hit him harder than we are acknowledging. Now George, Charlotte and Louis are the "of Wales"

Ha!!!!

Cry harder.

 

[FerreroRocher]

Thanks @Doodlebug005 for doing the new thread & congrats @Regina2071 on a brilliant title.

In case it gets missed by some at the end of the last thread, here's a clip of the most handsome PoW. We think H is getting uglier as he ages, both on the inside and the outside.

 

[TheCutiePatootie]

Urgh. Every single bloody story in the DM (Don't judge, its free) is about Meagain and Numbnuts

The DM is a rag. I wouldn't care about that to be honest.

 

[Mark81]

I can cry to order! Both eyes well up.
I have used it when required. An office bully picking on everyone and when it was my turn the tears flowed. HR finally took it seriously.
And in a department store when a saleswoman was bitchy and patronising. A few tears, someone called the manager and I got a free pair of shoes. I wasn’t after free shoes, but she had a bad reputation and had been snidely to me on a previous occasion.
I would love to use it to the RF.. Meghan was so nasty to me….

You should use that if meghan and harry ever do another walkabout haha

 

[iLoveNectarines]

NEVER FORGET, people!

Get it in the wiki!

 

[Hula flight]

 

[Cinnamon.girl]

QUOTE="Cassandra333, post: 11815623, member: 202724"]
Lets play a game!!! We haven't played one for ages and there are lots of new people on the thread now. So! Write the short letter smegs expected King Charles III to read.
Dear Chucky Boo.
Do you remember the nickname I gave you? I need to see you. We need money and I've decided we were better off in the RF anyway. I have lots of plans for how we can move the monarchy forward and you need to hear them. I'll forgive you the racism when you admit you were wrong. Now the old bag Queen is dead, you'll need me if you want to succeed.
hugs, The Duchess of Sussex.
PS I should get the Duchess of Cornwall title because she's got enough as the prisoner of war princess of ...somewhere.


[/QUOTE]
Thanks Doodlebug and Regina.

Dear Daddy Charles
You will recall (and I have receipts) that you forced me to "bear" our Darling Biracial Son Archie in secret for fear of tainting your blue blooded family. On special record is your fear of The Habsburg Jaw or Underbite manifesting itself. Or an Afro.

I endured a prosthesis, discomfort and press intrusion, and had to Purchase A Dearborn Doll ($245.99) in support of your Racist Evil Plan - for which we require reimbursement.

Also reimbursement for Suicidal Thoughts and Imprisonment. $10 million.

After escaping in terror, my Now Husband and I were able to fake the conception of our Darling Lilibet, namesake of our Late Queen, in contentment as our true love flowed with his earthy virility and my Goddess fertility. I have receipts that you have entertained my children upon your Knee.
My Now Husband and I put you on notice that a meeting be held and terms agreed.
Here is a photo that Camilla put anonymously under our door, of a Habsburg with an Afro.
I have CCTV of Camilla burying My Now Husband's teddy bear in your Highgrove garden.
Your Darling Daughter-In-Law
HRH Meghan, Duchess of Sussex

I wonder if KC has met them at Balmoral.

 

[Hula flight]

My favourite thing out of all of this is the removal of "of Wales" from Harry.

I think this hit him harder than we are acknowledging. Now George, Charlotte and Louis are the "of Wales"

Ha!!!!

Cry harder.

Boo hoo, he even got his polo shirts logoed

 

[TheCutiePatootie]

Guys they were all REALLY ignoring him.

Harry a lonely traitor ^^^

Oh, hello Peter. Perhaps he will talk to him...

Nope! Denied!!!!

All alone once again.

Probably talking to himself like his wife Peg does.