Harry and Meghan #223 Don't penetrate our ring of steel because securiddy is our achilles' heel!

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They came, they crumpled, she said ’I‘ 41 times in a 7.5 minute Smegzy-fest aka an inspirational speech - Bore off

She wore creased trousers entering Euston station - ready to let the train take the strain - allegedly -
Mr yellow tee shirt man totally ignored the most famous woman in the world -
Hazzno has no life left in him to even try to act interested or engaged whilst she stood there dressed like a UK postbox
They are off to Germany tomorrow ready for Hazzno’s five minutes of fame then they are back in the UK again for another Netflux casting call.
A handful of sugars turned up at Manchester and cheered as they left - a secret Tattler held up a FO Faux royal card - thank you whoever you are for at least saying what we, on here think.

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Please add anything I have missed 👍🏻
 
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Thanks Carpe and spangly for new thread and title!

I feel overdosed on the harkles today but got to watch Dan Wootton has to say at 10.30 !
 
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Thanks for the new thread, Carpediem69 and the new title, Spangly. That last thread was flying!!

So, LadyMuck what did Dan Wootton have to say??
 
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Thanks for the new thread, Carpediem69 and the new title, Spangly. That last thread was flying!!

So, LadyMuck what did Dan Wootton have to say??
He will be talking about it at 10.30, in 5 mins after the ads.
 
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They didn’t get booed because it was liberal lefty fan girls in the audience . They knew they were safe
 
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Thank you for the new thread and Title. @Carpediem69 and @spangly

that last thread flew by.
Meg tried for a new world record, using ”I” 41 times in a 7 minute speech. I won a new world record, fine to nauseous while hearing “I“ 41 Times in 7 minutes.
 
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Flip! You lot have been busy, I had to read every other page of the last 2 threads to catch up! Waiting for Dan Wootton now. Smeg may think the work she’s had done makes her look good but jeez she’s getting rougher and rougher. She’s an insufferable bore and it looks like she’s boring that prick she married to death these days. Slap it right up him.
 
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I’m not sure if I’m qualified to do a recap, but here goes:
The Gruesome’s flew to the UK, went to the Hitler Youth Rally (cleverly disguised as “One Young Thing”)
Oh!!! AND??? They hopped a train on Harry Potter’s platform! 😆 And there was a ring of steel securridy ALL AROUND THEM so the bad guys couldn’t get to them!!!
Uncle Bob spoke to the paid crowd for a reeeaaalllly long time dressed in a waiter’s jacket and Nasty Smegs blew her wad BEFORE the actual holiday and dressed in her Bezelbub Halloween costume!!! WTF?!?!
And then she talked and talked about “Me, myself and I” and they left!
PS: Yay to the sole sign-carrying protester! I love you!!! ❤
The End!
PS: That was intended to come off as a sophomoric read because I’m tired & abhor them both! Mission accomplished!! 🤣
 
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Can someone do a side by side pic of her before in the early days and after the recent ski slope nose. I'm not tech savvy enough!
 
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DW just asked one (single) delegate why she thinks TW gets such negative press. Predictably, the woman said "it's obvious... it's the colour of her skin". FFS 🤦‍♀️
 
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duck me, HOW many threads have I missed in like three days??? You lot are on fi-ya! 🔥

I've obviously been spending far too much time over in the Cost of Living thread pilfering away all the money saving hacks!!!
 
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Thanks all for new thread and title!

Just saw a clip on the news… Did you all know that Meg is now the Duke of sussex 🤭🤭 … they were introduced to the crowd as “Meghan & Harry the Duke & Duchess of Sussex “ lol … oh am sure the announcer was told to put her first … it is the wrong way round when you add in the titles… oh showed 2 women outside the venue having words.., one defending smeg, one practically shouting that she’s a hypocrite 🤣🤣
 
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DW finds it crass that they stole the attention from the anniversary of Diana's death and the new PM. Calls them attention hoggers
 
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