Harry and Meghan #186 Man boobs out for all to see, is his cup size A or B ?

[Cassandra333]

Title by @Carpediem69 - many thanks.

The most popular title was withdrawn by @planetmirth because it was a piss take and involved bad language

We don't like Harry and Meghan.
It was announced that they have an invite to the Jubilee.
It was announced that they won't be on the balcony.
It was announced that Netflix has not been invited to the Jubilee.
It is said that there are concerns amongst the RF that anything they say to hazbeen will be repeated on Netflix.
Netflix have dropped 'vanity' production Pearl.
Hazbeen begged them not to.
Plates are being destroyed in Monteshitso and neighbouring properties are providing sanctuary to Pablo and the chickens. #Free Pablo
Hazbeen took up acting with disasterous results.
He culturally appropriated New Zealand by pretending his garden was NZ and hiring at least one racist actor.
We discussed whether they'll turn up or not.
We discussed excuses for why they wouldn't turn up. Both of these are now in Poll form so we can keep a record.
Some great cartoons and memes and jokes and lots of humour because we're just that talented.
We named lots of people who genuinely had/have 'it' to show that the harkles don't.
We are very excited about Tom Bowers book and one of us should contact him to ask if he looked at our forum.
Haz wore a t-shirt saying girl dad and showing his moobs. We wonder if he is transitioning or if it's just the result of steroids.
The advert for Travelyst didn't go down well. It appears to be a mining data company and nothing else.
The only people to wish poor Aldi a happy birthday were the RF.
His own parents ignored it.
There was a long discussion on whether or not Aldi and Lidl need passports. Let's not do that again.
I decreed that all VIP's could give mushy's. Even though I've never worked out what a mushy is and what it's given for. (And I'm not the Boss)
The Queen didn't attend the opening of parliament. We missed her.
Charles looked bored, Camilla and William looked supportive.
We welcome all new members and we all miss Freda.
Can't think of anything else so be free to add more.

Old thread:

Harry and Meghan #185 No dignity or class so they've fallen on their ass.

Thanks to @Chita for the new title and her continued genius with her drawings previous https://tattle.life/threads/harry-and-meghan-184-so-its-farewell-to-pearl-its-all-starting-to-unfurl.29686/ They are coming ! Or they may not come?

tattle.life

 

[LadyMuck]

Brilliant Cass! And thanks for new thread, and also Carpediem69 for fab title!

 

[Cassandra333]

You get three votes in the poll. And the last thread closed on 999 posts which is as close to 1K as damnit is to swearing

 

[Diamond Mel]

Think you summed it all up very well.... lol

 

[ClaraPlum]

Best thread title ever

I was just about to suggest ‘William opens Parliament, Harry opens up his arse’ but I know when I’ve been bested!

 

[GalaxyGirl70]

How are we on thread 186 they really are the gift that keeps on giving

 

[Cheezychips]

He culturally appropriated New Zealand by pretending his garden was NZ

I just spat my lunch out

 

[Carpediem69]

Title by @Carpediem69 - many thanks.

The most popular title was withdrawn by @planetmirth because it was a piss take and involved bad language

We don't like Harry and Meghan.
It was announced that they have an invite to the Jubilee.
It was announced that they won't be on the balcony.
It was announced that Netflix has not been invited to the Jubilee.
It is said that there are concerns amongst the RF that anything they say to hazbeen will be repeated on Netflix.
Netflix have dropped 'vanity' production Pearl.
Hazbeen begged them not to.
Plates are being destroyed in Monteshitso and neighbouring properties are providing sanctuary to Pablo and the chickens. #Free Pablo
Hazbeen took up acting with disasterous results.
He culturally appropriated New Zealand by pretending his garden was NZ and hiring at least one racist actor.
We discussed whether they'll turn up or not.
We discussed excuses for why they wouldn't turn up. Both of these are now in Poll form so we can keep a record.
Some great cartoons and memes and jokes and lots of humour because we're just that talented.
We named lots of people who genuinely had/have 'it' to show that the harkles don't.
We are very excited about Tom Bowers book and one of us should contact him to ask if he looked at our forum.
Haz wore a t-shirt saying girl dad and showing his moobs. We wonder if he is transitioning or if it's just the result of steroids.
The advert for Travelyst didn't go down well. It appears to be a mining data company and nothing else.
The only people to wish poor Aldi a happy birthday were the RF.
His own parents ignored it.
There was a long discussion on whether or not Aldi and Lidl need passports. Let's not do that again.
I decreed that all VIP's could give mushy's. Even though I've never worked out what a mushy is and what it's given for. (And I'm not the Boss)
The Queen didn't attend the opening of parliament. We missed her.
Charles looked bored, Camilla and William looked supportive.
We welcome all new members and we all miss Freda.
Can't think of anything else so be free to add more.

Old thread:

Harry and Meghan #185 No dignity or class so they've fallen on their ass.

Thanks to @Chita for the new title and her continued genius with her drawings previous https://tattle.life/threads/harry-and-meghan-184-so-its-farewell-to-pearl-its-all-starting-to-unfurl.29686/ They are coming ! Or they may not come?

tattle.life

Thank you for my new fred title votes
@Cassandra333 thank you for the brilliant recap and poll just amzing

I tried to vote more than thrice, ‘no, no and thrice no’ as anything is possible with this pair. “ Titter ye not “

 

[Bushbaby21]

Thank you @Cassandra333 for starting the new thread. Congrats @Carpediem69 for the great new title

 

[planetmirth]

Excellent on thread and recap @Cassandra333 and well done on title @Carpediem69 .

TBH I’m a bit miffed about the disqualification of my title , so I’ll have another shot

Harry&Meghan #37626262772 duck, duck, duck,duck, they’re coming , FUUUCCCKKK……

 

[Sure…Media!]

Poor olde Meagain really is a parody princess.

 

[VC10]

 

[Xales]

Shame you didn't have more poll options

H falls off the polo pony into M's vag. They are still looking for him. Hope is fading fast. The divers are running out of oxygen...

 

[wisebutwild]

Thank you @Cassandra333 for the new fred and excellent summary and to @Carpediem69 for the cheeky title ... love it!

Things are hotting up and I'm getting a bit excited about what will unfold in the coming weeks. Will they, won't they, will they, won't they ..... its a definite 'NO' from me after seeing all the excuses in our poll ..... so many excuses, so little time to decide which one to choose. I ticked them all, apart from 'Yes' obviously, and was told in no uncertain terms I could only choose 3!
What's the prize for the person who suggested the winner? An all expenses paid trip to the Jubbly and a place on the balcony?

 

[Innocent Hamster]

Thank you @Cassandra333 for the new thread and @Carpediem69 for the title.

I think they'll pretend they're coming to the jubbly right uo to the eleventh hour, and then some completely fabricated disaster will strike preventing them.

I'm wondering if Farchie is being quietly forgotten about by 6 and the ho because Brynn Gringas (or whatever her name is) has finally said no, you can't use my son's image any more, not after you dyed his hair ginger

 

[ClaraPlum]

I’m probably late to the party but I didn’t realise that William’s Earth Shot ceremony won a BAFTA. One more award then Smeg ever won.

And shock surprise he didn’t sink to the level of bitching and criticising others in his project unlike others!

I love my BAFTA award winning Prince

 

[I Should Know Better]

Thanks to @Carpediem69 for the fab title and to @Cassandra333 for the thread, the recap and the poll!

 

[LadyMuck]

 

[Carpediem69]

Thank you @Cassandra333 for the new fred and excellent summary and to @Carpediem69 for the cheeky title ... love it!

Things are hotting up and I'm getting a bit excited about what will unfold in the coming weeks. Will they, won't they, will they, won't they ..... its a definite 'NO' from me after seeing all the excuses in our poll ..... so many excuses, so little time to decide which one to choose. I ticked them all, apart from 'Yes' obviously, and was told in no uncertain terms I could only choose 3!
What's the prize for the person who suggested the winner? An all expenses paid trip to the Jubbly and a place on the balcony?

You must have been in the bog as we voted that the winner, winner, chicken dinner would have the honour of cleaning up in the VIP lounge - all the wine is mine, the crayons are Chitta‘s, the doughnuts are Cinny’s and the chocolate bars are Jar’s. However you can have the soiled pin up of Hazzno with the darts in it

 

[wisebutwild]

So sad. Two ladies, who lived minutes away from me, lost their lives that night and all they were doing was picking up their daughters after the concert.