Hannah Gale #10 Hold me closer, tiny boyfriend, not a Dr but I’ll pretend

[Starttheline]

Welcome to thread number 10! Thanks to @Instatwat for the thread title, with an honourable mention to @JellyDonut . Hannah is indeed the problem.

Still no sign of The Leopard, think we can all agree that it's dead in the water. Unlike HG's love life, which is on fire!!! Much like her nether regions, drink some more cranberry juice hun and you'll be fine.

Han has broken up from college for Christmas, and boy has it been a tough ol' term! Lots of late night (8pm) revision sessions and a few big interviews. Waiting with baited breath to see whether she gets offered any places..

In HUGE news we got a soft launch of the new boyf, followed by a HARD LAUNCH ON THE GRID. Love in your 30s really is possible girls if you can palm your kids off on the ex every night. He's young, he's got a face, and he's short. That's about all we know but it's exciting. We can't wait to see where it goes.

Throw in a thanksgiving dinner, a few sleepovers at a mates and lots of regret at being a mother, and I think we're all caught up.

As you were lads.

 

[Instatwat]

Oh gosh my first thread title. Got to credit @theweelesbian and @Snazzycat for the original tiny boyfriend/tiny dancer crossover.

That ladder in her tights. Jesus. She’s removed “baby’s” from the caption now after someone commented in an excited fashion.

 

[theweelesbian]

That dress is an early Christmas present isn’t it

 

[fakesheikh]

I dislike her hair straight, makes it look super greasy!

 

[centreaisle]

what’s with the straight hair all of a sudden? makes it look 2D

 

[influencerbore]

Is she polish or is this just another country’s tradition she’s jumping on to try and give herself a personality

 

[bugeyeboo]

Her grandparents were from Poland, she was close to them I think.

 

[Lola123]

Is she polish or is this just another country’s tradition she’s jumping on to try and give herself a personality

I believe so! I can’t remember if her mum or dad either is polish or her grandparents lived there

 

[Starttheline]

Did we know she had a sister?

 

[Hc68759]

Did we know she had a sister?

Her sister is trans

 

[Tiger tat]

Sad to report that Hannah has genuinely influenced me to buy that dumpling maker 🫣

 

[watermelonsugar31]

Did we know she had a sister?

Bafflingly she has 4 siblings I believe. I have a load too and I can assure you mine would RINSE me every day if I lived like her on SM or how she cocks about IRL.
her mums side is polish, but as someone else said she was very close to her grandparents before they died - her cat rudey is named after her grandad(or some similar story). Why do I know so much about this woman.

 

[capriallie]

I saw someone wrote at the end of the last thread that the jumper dress is the worst thing they’ve seen her wear. I think for me it’s the long checked skirt that makes her look like she’s a matron at a catholic girls school in 1930. I’ll see if I can find a pic

Edit: found it!

 

[TheLastLolo]

And those damn red shoes that needed binning cos they were all scuffed

 

[Starttheline]

I saw someone wrote at the end of the last thread that the jumper dress is the worst thing they’ve seen her wear. I think for me it’s the long checked skirt that makes her look like she’s a matron at a catholic girls school in 1930. I’ll see if I can find a pic

Edit: found it!

For me it's this, or whenever she wears the white jeans

 

[Snazzycat]

For me it's this

Or this

 

[Pawpaw365]

What the hell is that dodgy hair cut from the barber. You got a tit one last time so why do it again?! The ends are all different.

 

[Underpants]

What the hell is that dodgy hair cut from the barber. You got a tit one last time so why do it again?! The ends are all different.

Yeah I didn't get the point of that reel at all. I got a tit haircut so I went back for more?! It's not as if she's short of time to go to the salon

 

[Polythene Pam]

Why does she say she LET the barber cut her hair? Like he was begging her to let him have a go

Also nothing she's ever worn has been worse than this. Long time lurker on this thread but had to chip in here.

 

[JellyDonut]

Fuming my thread title didn’t get chosen

wonder if Hannah will be knocked up in a few months by Tiny Boyfriend™️ obvs she can’t cope with the two that she has already but I feel she would totally have another one for Insta content