Practically Perfect
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Giver her:
Time (sleep)
Do her:
washing
tidying
hoovering etc
Then:
make them a brew
tell them we all feel utterly useless at the beginning
she IS a good mum
Brush her hair
rub her shoulders
let her cry
let her tell you every tedious second of the labour - numerous times
let her shout
And if all else fails - 20 Marlboro and a bottle of vodka
Time (sleep)
Do her:
washing
tidying
hoovering etc
Then:
make them a brew
tell them we all feel utterly useless at the beginning
she IS a good mum
Brush her hair
rub her shoulders
let her cry
let her tell you every tedious second of the labour - numerous times
let her shout
And if all else fails - 20 Marlboro and a bottle of vodka