Gemma Collins #2 How many times has she lost 3 stone? She should be skin and bone

[liar liar]

Like I said Valentino needs the sales. I also think Gemma was “cheap” (snigger!) but they need someone recognisable really to flog their plus size range so they thought she’ll do.

actually I saw that bangle straining over her obese claw.

Gemma appears in one pic with the mirror to be doing a sort of Snow Queen “mirror mirror” call to the mirror.

thing is she’s like a cockroach, no matter how you try getting rid of it (3 years ago etc with Dancing on Ice etc) she always returns with her bollocks - I’m a country girl at heart - no you’re a bleep-ry girl at heart. With no heart


Valentino are trying to do glam for the bigger lady - yet in Polyester magazine she’s in pvc I think - total contrast and she reminds me of the drag star who ate his own poo.


Ps isn’t chav an insult as it’s Romany?

Call it how it is.

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Those 2 bits of boa ‘framing’ her mouth are giving me the rage. (As is 3 hours sleep tbf but still). If you’re going to trowel her make up on, add enough additional blond hair to make her look like she’s wearing all 3 members of Hanson and use her girth to highlight how tiny your bags are, at least edit the boa into submission along with the rest of her. Honestly

'All 3 members of Hanson' - I'm creased up! I literally can't breathe! Oh to die laughing!

 

[BigMavis]

@liar liar I forbid you to go out laughing about the GC.

 

[Gossipgremlin]

Chav stands for Council House and Violent.

She obviously comes from money and has been thoroughly spoilt by her mum and dad. But has absolutely no class whatsoever. I don't think she will ever be truly happy.

Not sure if I read it here or on mums-net. But someone knew her when she was 15/16. They were going to a house party and Gemma was kicking off at her mum and dad because they wouldn't let her take one of their expensive wines.
I think her mum and dad have ruined her to be honest. Can you imagine what type of parent she would be?

I know a similar woman (and a couple more) who was spoiled in a similar fashion by parents. Does no good she ended up with a coke habit and dated a sports star with similar drugs habit for a while. Thank god in later life she wised up

Who keeps pushing her into the limelight? If she had talent I would understand, but she's an ex-reality TV 'star' who seems to be trying to find fame anywhere or any way she can.

I think her PR company, her and mum and dad keep pushing her into the limelight. Can’t recall where I read it but it was something about how her “fame” started. It’s basically bigger women and their clothes who are her prime market along with fitness and “don’t care about the haters huns”.

she’s back on the fitness wagon according to OK mag. Most she does in the morning is roll out of bed or the odd shag with Rami if they are dating. Showed my husband pics of her and Rami (he wondered why I was posting) and he said “oh dear she looks desperate and he looks as interested as if a fly had landed in his soup!” Eg not interested in Gemma. He also mentioned “looks like he’s being paid”.

 

[liar liar]

@liar liar I forbid you to go out laughing about the GC.

Well shucks! Who do you suggest then?

 

[BigMavis]

Well shucks! Who do you suggest then?

Save it until KPs face falls off.

 

[Gossipgremlin]

Well before she got acquainted with a plastic surgeon, Gemma did have an attractive face. She has got nice eyes.

But, I’m not denying she’s a Grade A bleep, because she is and treats people like they are her lackeys.

She looks a hell of a lot better with natural or nearer her own natural colour hair and straighter or wavyish. The dark roots just look skanky, the bleach blonde looks trampy. She needs to get off the long blonde tumbling curls schtick because it looks so sad and dated. Her hair looked better last year in lockdown (but still looked trampy). God knows who her stylist is because they cannot dress her. She certainly can’t dress herself. The “memay (meme)” look is so over. She favours glitz and glamour but looks much better in purple (nice pic of her in purple clingy dress).
I’d like to see her in a nice pair of tailored trousers (on trend) not with a glitzy glam top but maybe a nice v neck if Joseph still do them in a jerseyish style long sleeves with the ribbon/trim on cuffs and vneck.

 

[liar liar]

She looks a hell of a lot better with natural or nearer her own natural colour hair and straighter or wavyish. The dark roots just look skanky, the bleach blonde looks trampy. She needs to get off the long blonde tumbling curls schtick because it looks so sad and dated. Her hair looked better last year in lockdown (but still looked trampy). God knows who her stylist is because they cannot dress her. She certainly can’t dress herself. The “memay (meme)” look is so over. She favours glitz and glamour but looks much better in purple (nice pic of her in purple clingy dress).
I’d like to see her in a nice pair of tailored trousers (on trend) not with a glitzy glam top but maybe a nice v neck if Joseph still do them in a jerseyish style long sleeves with the ribbon/trim on cuffs and vneck.

I'd rather never see her again let alone in purple....

 

[I never knew that]

She’s on Instagram showing off her 'summer house’… clearly GC has a different understanding of what that means …she has a bus shelter….not a Summer House

 

[Gossipgremlin]

She’s on Instagram showing off her 'summer house’… clearly GC has a different understanding of what that means …she has a bus shelter….not a Summer House

yes it isn’t a summer house. wonder how it’ll cope with rain? Thank god she doesn’t live near me.

Oh gawd yes just seen that too. Her vile mother is over (I can say that as she dragged up the Collins).

that evil eye on her front door isn’t doing a good job of keeping evil away is it?!

She’s on Instagram showing off her 'summer house’… clearly GC has a different understanding of what that means …she has a bus shelter….not a Summer House

Basically for her and her ilk they actually believe we are interested in their lives whereas if I see Collins near a river or sea then I’m harpooning it with a huge sharp harpoon spear. It’ll be a random act of kindness for the UK.

Gemma Collins looks sombre during outing after split from James Argent

The reality star, 39, put on a stylish display during her outing in Essex on Monday, as her ex performed at a birthday party that day.

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my absolute fave papped shots of Collins from behind etc… elephant in the room spring to mind

 

[Gossipgremlin]

So just jumped on her stories and all her “tat” is one day only sale for £10 each on Depop. Grab yourselves a bargain girls

I am surprised seeing as she doesn’t mention much charity work (apart from animal ones) that she doesn’t just give at least half or a quarter of her unworn clothes to charidee (Chanelling Smashy and Nicey there).

I guess Gem needs the greenbacks .

So just jumped on her stories and all her “tat” aka clothes worn or unworn is one day only sale today only for £10 each on Depop. Grab yourselves a bargain girls

I am surprised seeing as she doesn’t mention much charity work (apart from animal ones) that she doesn’t just give at least half or a quarter of her unworn clothes to charidee (Chanelling Smashy and Nicey there).

I guess Gem needs the greenbacks .

 

[liar liar]

So just jumped on her stories and all her “tat” is one day only sale for £10 each on Depop. Grab yourselves a bargain girls

I am surprised seeing as she doesn’t mention much charity work (apart from animal ones) that she doesn’t just give at least half or a quarter of her unworn clothes to charidee (Chanelling Smashy and Nicey there).

I guess Gem needs the greenbacks .

What sizes are the various clothes?

 

[Gossipgremlin]

Re her lockdown walk last year the DM columnists are taking the piss aren’t they?!

also have noticed does she drive or not or has she been banned as only ever seen her being driven (and not by a chauffeur either)?

What sizes are the various clothes?

24 etc of course. The lying cow also says they’re one offs or been worn once but there’s a fetching bright vest top in more than one size so guessing no one wants it from her bricks and mortar shop.

 

[Gossipgremlin]

Gemma Collins 'hoping to take over Holly Willoughby's gig on This Morning'

Gemma Collins has long been inspired by Holly Willoughby and now has her eyes set on her coveted hosting gig.

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woke up to this. Please god no ITV. Your ratings will divebomb not soar

ps Collins not seen any of your muted dress sense lately you colour blind dingbat.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Gemma Collins 'hoping to take over Holly Willoughby's gig on This Morning'

Gemma Collins has long been inspired by Holly Willoughby and now has her eyes set on her coveted hosting gig.

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woke up to this. Please god no ITV. Your ratings will divebomb not soar

ps Collins not seen any of your muted dress sense lately you colour blind dingbat.

This one and skanky will have a major catfight over the role; How to kill a programme on one fell swoop LOL

 

[Gossipgremlin]

On her stories she’s off to Cornwall and after recommendations of things to do (never heard of google or tourist board lazy cow). I feel sorry if you live in Cornwall but if you see it windsurfing or surfing please harpoon it - say you thought it was a walrus… and dangerous!

got her hairdresser cleaning and says it too…

This one and skanky will have a major catfight over the role; How to kill a programme on one fell swoop LOL

Is Skanky Katie Price?!

Re her lockdown walk last year the DM columnists are taking the piss aren’t they?!

also have noticed does she drive or not or has she been banned as only ever seen her being driven (and not by a chauffeur either)?

EDITED - seen her with car keys. Must go over to sister’s house (I dislike her but what the heck!) to see if I can bump into and bump off the Collins in my aged Alfa! (Yep love a sports car for casual non kids use).

24 etc of course. The lying cow also says they’re one offs or been worn once but there’s a fetching bright vest top in more than one size so guessing no one wants it from her bricks and mortar shop.

On her stories she’s off to Cornwall and after recommendations of things to do (never heard of google or tourist board lazy cow). I feel sorry if you live in Cornwall but if you see it windsurfing or surfing please harpoon it - say you thought it was a walrus… and dangerous!

very mean of me but if it drowns in sea who will cry, not me?! Mind you her entourage will be on hand to limit that damage!

got her hairdresser cleaning and says it too…


Is Skanky Katie Price?!

So wait - Pat McGrath is called out said hi to on her stories - she calls him Pat but yet he’s male and Pat McGrath isn’t?!

personally not a fan of Pat’s (prefer Francois dahlink) bold makeup but that’s me…

 

[Gossipgremlin]

On her stories she’s whinging about or asking about refunds from travel companies…

most of us have had staycations or we suck up extra costs or expect to be not reimbursed etc… Collins thinks it is different from everyone else?!

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

On her stories she’s off to Cornwall and after recommendations of things to do (never heard of google or tourist board lazy cow). I feel sorry if you live in Cornwall but if you see it windsurfing or surfing please harpoon it - say you thought it was a walrus… and dangerous!

got her hairdresser cleaning and says it too…


Is Skanky Katie Price?!





So wait - Pat McGrath is called out said hi to on her stories - she calls him Pat but yet he’s male and Pat McGrath isn’t?!

personally not a fan of Pat’s (prefer Francois dahlink) bold makeup but that’s me…

Yes Skanky & Price - one and the same

If you think this one is appalling go check out skanky's threads on here - Gemz is a mere strumpet compared to t'other item!

 

[liar liar]

On her stories she’s whinging about or asking about refunds from travel companies…

most of us have had staycations or we suck up extra costs or expect to be not reimbursed etc… Collins thinks it is different from everyone else?!

What refunds? She should check her insurance lol.

 

[Gossipgremlin]

Is she still a size 24?! Why is she selling her tat again? And encouraging people to go on holiday? Well trying to sell her holiday clothes off her website.

another crap Instagram video of her “working out” with weights and complaining of back candy…

What refunds? She should check her insurance lol.

She’s probably not covered in insurance maybe did a deal site travel thing. She really is as thick as 2 short planks

Yes Skanky & Price - one and the same

If you think this one is appalling go check out skanky's threads on here - Gemz is a mere strumpet compared to t'other item!

Oh yes seen them Skanky threads. For some reason she doesn’t annoy me as much as Collins probably because we’ve all seen her porno video and most people remember her as Jordan not Katie price.

 

[Philimena cunk]

She’s on Instagram showing off her 'summer house’… clearly GC has a different understanding of what that means …she has a bus shelter….not a Summer House

Are you sure it's not a milking shed ,to fit this heffer in...

Coming to a UK city near you (Belfast has escaped)…. The GC is performing on stage????!!!!! Whaaauuuut can she perform?….

Pie eating contest