Gemma Collins #2 How many times has she lost 3 stone? She should be skin and bone

[Gossipgremlin]

Latest Collins gram story at a house with a proper pool like she wishes she has with a pick of her crappy little pool at the end!

very sad that for a woman of her age with no kids and husband that she can’t make the money she’d like. Let’s hope Rami’s car business makes enough money to keep her but I’m guessing this will end with her and Ram before Christmas at least!

Now look here nice lady.
I usually agree with what you say and often wish I'd said it 'cos you're a funny one. Sometimes, just sometimes, funnier than me.
But.
We need to have a little chat about collins being stunning.
Come over here and we can sit in a dark cupboard together.

Her teeth are fake.
Her nose is fake.
Her cheeks, fake.
Under eyes ditto.
Lips, yep, fake.
(fake being filled, veneered, etc)
I suspect the very bright blue eyes are coloured contacts.

She only has defined features when she has frighteningly thick contouring shovelled on for the telly and looks like someone drew her jawline etc with a blunt brown crayon.
She photoshops her face to hell and back with her ickle pointy chin.

She’s got resting witch face, but all the time.
I think she looks well into her 50s.

Other than that, yes she's gorgeous. Cough.

(releases cannitsee from the cupboard, passes tissues for shattering delusions and apologises for being stern)

Love you Crowbag you’ve said this lord succinctly than I could! *peels whiny child off leg*

 

[Gossipgremlin]

See Gemma’s stories again - she’s at a restaurant with hungover Rami who doesn’t want to be on the camera - aka “doesn’t want to be seen with the GC”. Judging by the big o pan/bowl of melted cheese being served by the waitress and other food there GC’s 3.5 stone weightloss/gain is here to stay

 

[Gossipgremlin]

another Collins gem right here banging on on the one hand about trolling, who cares if she hangs out with gays etc.

I’ll tell her something from hanging out with my own gay friends - a lot of them will hang out with, big up you especially Gemma especially if they get a nice lifestyle from it - they’ll do fake friendliness but stab you in the back at the same time.

she is such a hypocritical witch too, can just see her witch face and hard eyes like a snakes (unfair to snakes ), she’s out for herself and no one else and her poor therapist has to listen to her bang on.

yeah she might’ve sold a few cars but as she admits she’s been very lucky financially from mummy and daddy, not much hard work from her there.

 

[ClockworkDolly]

Well before she got acquainted with a plastic surgeon, Gemma did have an attractive face. She has got nice eyes.

But, I’m not denying she’s a Grade A bleep, because she is and treats people like they are her lackeys.

 

[Tatooine_legend1]

Some people live a life of luxury without ever working for it. Are there any reality stars who don't come from money to begin with? Whether it be TOWIE, Made in Chelsea etc, it's the same shite. These people receive fame for nothing. Life of old Riley is the saying. That is Gemma Collins. Haha.

 

[ClockworkDolly]

People like Gemma will grab an opportunity and run with it. I mostly blame the people who buy into this reality tv tit. You only have to look at some of their Instagram posts and see the comments from these thick and sycophantic twats who follow these reality tv knobs!

 

[Tatooine_legend1]

People like Gemma will grab an opportunity and run with it. I mostly blame the people who buy into this reality tv tit. You only have to look at some of their Instagram posts and see the comments from these thick and sycophantic twats who follow these reality tv knobs!

It's always the same old people though. It's not what you know, but who you know in that business. I guarantee most of these reality show stars have had a leg up in one way or another due to who their parents or friends know. When you look a bit deeper you find there's always some 'who you know' situation going on. The same with radio and TV presenters. They always have someone in the industry they knew or know, or family links or something. Makes you realise that the average person has a massive hill to climb to get anywhere in the TV industry especially.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Gemma Collins almost unrecognisable after glam makeover as she pouts moodily

GEMMA Collins looked almost unrecognisable after her glam makeover while modelling Valentino. The reality star, 40, pouted moodily for the camera as she donned a striking red dress. In one of the p…

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OMG! Seen here the results of that Valentino photoshoot where it was rolling around the floor moaning about bein' 'ot!

Why did Valentino even bother since she has made their stuff look really cheap and naff like she is????

 

[Norfolking Good]

They didn’t use that utter chav to model for them surely?! Of all the stunning women and role models they could have gone with… Jesus wept.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

They didn’t use that utter chav to model for them surely?! Of all the stunning women and role models they could have gone with… Jesus wept.

They did indeed! Click on my link to see the full horror of it cos its possibly the worst photoshoot I've ever seen.

Nobody is going to buy any Valentino stuff on the strength of this campaign haha

 

[Gossipgremlin]

Gemma Collins almost unrecognisable after glam makeover as she pouts moodily

GEMMA Collins looked almost unrecognisable after her glam makeover while modelling Valentino. The reality star, 40, pouted moodily for the camera as she donned a striking red dress. In one of the p…

www.thesun.co.uk

OMG! Seen here the results of that Valentino photoshoot where it was rolling around the floor moaning about bein' 'ot!

Why did Valentino even bother since she has made their stuff look really cheap and naff like she is????

I still don’t understand why Valentino used her. Ok some of the photos are ok but there’s one - it’s the one where her face is framed by roses and she has a cream strappy dress/top on where she looks as moody as hell but thinks she looks sultry you can see the fat of her short neck turning - ok mag has her in her black lace bra too and you get the full sunburned/tanned body shot and in the first shot holding the bag she looks pure porno. Another amusing one is Gemma in virginal white embroidery with baby blue eyeshadow and nude lips . She honestly looks like the type you’d ride hard and put away wet (I think that’s the quote). Placing a paper bag over her head.

I forgot - all her trolls and haters she mentioned in her interview I posted yday - she thinks they’re sad. Gemma honey I’m no troll if you read here which I’m sure you do. You’re one of the worst celebrity reality tv “stars” and I saw the Jason Gardiner spat and then Holly W calling you out. Lazy nasty skanky piece of rubbish you are. . It’d be a bit different if you had any redeeming features but you don’t.

They did indeed! Click on my link to see the full horror of it cos its possibly the worst photoshoot I've ever seen.

Nobody is going to buy any Valentino stuff on the strength of this campaign haha

It’s so the worst photo shoot, I’m guessing the photographer (my brother used to do this) just gritted his teeth and thought of the pay check and how best to present the photos so Valentino would be “happy”. . He was probably struggling to take him photos with her Essex cackle ringing in his ears.

A brief trawl of internet reveals her fans are mostly big women. How many bigger women post here (honestly!) who think she inspires them etc? Am I missing the point completely? Because she obviously must appeal to that audience but it’s going way over my head

How did I miss this?!

“ I think personalities are beautiful. I think a kind heart is beautiful.
“people’s imperfections are beautiful. I’ve met many perfect looking thin people, that people glamorise in the media, that actually are not beautiful. To be honest, some of them are the strangest people I’ve ever met, you know?”.

you can guarantee why they’re strange, etc is because they’re wondering what a cheap market stall car saleswoman is doing with them (yes that’s snobby). I can also guarantee they’re also thinking you’re rude - which you are. You do NOT have a kind heart Gemma! You do have a personality though which many say is anything but beautiful. I think she means two things when she says about her imperfections eg about her size, face etc and body. You only have to look at eg Megan Trainor, Adele etc who are or were larger when famous - they seem genuinely nice women (Adele has had her moments though) so they do radiate a lovely personality because it’s there regardless of their size.

 

[Crowbag]

She looks like one of those 'can't really be arsed' cheap drag queens whose cheapo fibres could start a static induced fire if they walk too fast.

The wig is hilarious, not sure what they're trying to say there with her teeny tiny pin head peering out.
The heavily filtered skin, the trying and failing to be sexy expression where she actually looks like she just popped out a haemorrhoid.

The feather boa looks like a muppet from the reject bin.

The too tight bangle with her podgy piggy trotters.

Why? Genuinely valentino, why?
She’s been photoshopped so much she doesn't look like herself so you could have used anyone, even (gasp!) a nice person!

 

[Gossipgremlin]

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She looks like one of those 'can't really be arsed' cheap drag queens whose cheapo fibres could start a static induced fire if they walk too fast.

The wig is hilarious, not sure what they're trying to say there with her teeny tiny pin head peering out.
The heavily filtered skin, the trying and failing to be sexy expression where she actually looks like she just popped out a haemorrhoid.

The feather boa looks like a muppet from the reject bin.

The too tight bangle with her podgy piggy trotters.

Why? Genuinely valentino, why?
She’s been photoshopped so much she doesn't look like herself so you could have used anyone, even (gasp!) a nice person!

Like I said Valentino needs the sales. I also think Gemma was “cheap” (snigger!) but they need someone recognisable really to flog their plus size range so they thought she’ll do.

actually I saw that bangle straining over her obese claw.

Gemma appears in one pic with the mirror to be doing a sort of Snow Queen “mirror mirror” call to the mirror.

thing is she’s like a cockroach, no matter how you try getting rid of it (3 years ago etc with Dancing on Ice etc) she always returns with her bollocks - I’m a country girl at heart - no you’re a bleep-ry girl at heart. With no heart

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She looks like one of those 'can't really be arsed' cheap drag queens whose cheapo fibres could start a static induced fire if they walk too fast.

The wig is hilarious, not sure what they're trying to say there with her teeny tiny pin head peering out.
The heavily filtered skin, the trying and failing to be sexy expression where she actually looks like she just popped out a haemorrhoid.

The feather boa looks like a muppet from the reject bin.

The too tight bangle with her podgy piggy trotters.

Why? Genuinely valentino, why?
She’s been photoshopped so much she doesn't look like herself so you could have used anyone, even (gasp!) a nice person!

Valentino are trying to do glam for the bigger lady - yet in Polyester magazine she’s in pvc I think - total contrast and she reminds me of the drag star who ate his own poo.

They didn’t use that utter chav to model for them surely?! Of all the stunning women and role models they could have gone with… Jesus wept.

Ps isn’t chav an insult as it’s Romany?

 

[I never knew that]

Coming to a UK city near you (Belfast has escaped)…. The GC is performing on stage????!!!!! Whaaauuuut can she perform?….

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Coming to a UK city near you (Belfast has escaped)…. The GC is performing on stage????!!!!! Whaaauuuut can she perform?….

Are the Roly-Polys staging a comeback?

Gemz is centre stage (of course!)

 

[RDay]

Like I said Valentino needs the sales. I also think Gemma was “cheap” (snigger!) but they need someone recognisable really to flog their plus size range so they thought she’ll do.

actually I saw that bangle straining over her obese claw.

Gemma appears in one pic with the mirror to be doing a sort of Snow Queen “mirror mirror” call to the mirror.

thing is she’s like a cockroach, no matter how you try getting rid of it (3 years ago etc with Dancing on Ice etc) she always returns with her bollocks - I’m a country girl at heart - no you’re a bleep-ry girl at heart. With no heart


Valentino are trying to do glam for the bigger lady - yet in Polyester magazine she’s in pvc I think - total contrast and she reminds me of the drag star who ate his own poo.


Ps isn’t chav an insult as it’s Romany?

Chav stands for Council House and Violent.

She obviously comes from money and has been thoroughly spoilt by her mum and dad. But has absolutely no class whatsoever. I don't think she will ever be truly happy.

Not sure if I read it here or on mums-net. But someone knew her when she was 15/16. They were going to a house party and Gemma was kicking off at her mum and dad because they wouldn't let her take one of their expensive wines.
I think her mum and dad have ruined her to be honest. Can you imagine what type of parent she would be?

 

[Crowbag]

Like I said Valentino needs the sales. I also think Gemma was “cheap” (snigger!) but they need someone recognisable really to flog their plus size range so they thought she’ll do.

actually I saw that bangle straining over her obese claw.

Gemma appears in one pic with the mirror to be doing a sort of Snow Queen “mirror mirror” call to the mirror.

thing is she’s like a cockroach, no matter how you try getting rid of it (3 years ago etc with Dancing on Ice etc) she always returns with her bollocks - I’m a country girl at heart - no you’re a bleep-ry girl at heart. With no heart


Valentino are trying to do glam for the bigger lady - yet in Polyester magazine she’s in pvc I think - total contrast and she reminds me of the drag star who ate his own poo.


Ps isn’t chav an insult as it’s Romany?

Re bleep-ry side.
A year 2 child at work once wrote a great story about the cunty man who lived in the cuntyside.
It stuck, and now we both announce Hello Cuntryside loudly whenever we leave the city.

(it might have been the same child who wrote a detailed explanation of how to cook piss.
Put piss in a pan.
Boil the piss, etc)

 

[Tatooine_legend1]

Who keeps pushing her into the limelight? If she had talent I would understand, but she's an ex-reality TV 'star' who seems to be trying to find fame anywhere or any way she can.

 

[MrFMercury]

Those 2 bits of boa ‘framing’ her mouth are giving me the rage. (As is 3 hours sleep tbf but still). If you’re going to trowel her make up on, add enough additional blond hair to make her look like she’s wearing all 3 members of Hanson and use her girth to highlight how tiny your bags are, at least edit the boa into submission along with the rest of her. Honestly

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

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Those 2 bits of boa ‘framing’ her mouth are giving me the rage. (As is 3 hours sleep tbf but still). If you’re going to trowel her make up on, add enough additional blond hair to make her look like she’s wearing all 3 members of Hanson and use her girth to highlight how tiny your bags are, at least edit the boa into submission along with the rest of her. Honestly

Can Pom add a speech bubble here saying "I'm going to eat this bag! It looks delish!!"

Chav stands for Council House and Violent.

She obviously comes from money and has been thoroughly spoilt by her mum and dad. But has absolutely no class whatsoever. I don't think she will ever be truly happy.

Not sure if I read it here or on mums-net. But someone knew her when she was 15/16. They were going to a house party and Gemma was kicking off at her mum and dad because they wouldn't let her take one of their expensive wines.
I think her mum and dad have ruined her to be honest. Can you imagine what type of parent she would be?

Probably marginally better than skanky is