Gabriella Lindley #89 smacking bewbs, eating fewd, farquaad hair reveal on her dead yewchewb

[Doc]

I think Gobzilla is slowly realising she’s deep into irrelevancy now, which is why she’s doing all these YouTuber tea videos and talking about an offer to go on tv. She’s like a boyband from early 90s playing at Cleethorpes, can’t let her 15 minutes go.

I swear to god there are influencers who have less than 80k subs who get more views than she she does for their videos. No one cares about your content, Gobz. You’re stale.

 

[viggle]

She should’ve got a job while she was still in a position to play up the ‘experience’ of YouTube, marketing, designing her Primark range…plenty of options from that and she would have learnt more in the industry.

Now all she’s done lately are a few Instagram brand deals which won’t really carry much weight and won’t stand out amongst all the other failing influencers.

This can’t go on forever and she’s ruined her chances of building a career. Better get started soon Gobs or the future is going to be bleak.

 

[Ikklepikkle]

She’s one online breakdown away from the 90s Bowl cut

 

[Nines]

I can't believe she's talking about moving to the US. I'm what world would she manage to get a visa and also with all her health issues, that should immediately be out of the question

 

[GossWhore]

Comment on her latest video - she would thrive in NYC?? She was hardly thriving in London

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I went back now on the video and liked it. Because I want to see that tit show

 

[bunnyboiler09]

The hair is awful, she looks like a tewdstool

 

[SpookyLumberjack]

I can't believe she's talking about moving to the US. I'm what world would she manage to get a visa and also with all her health issues, that should immediately be out of the question

It wouldn't affect her that much because she'd realise most of her aliments are imaginary when she saw the price of procedures and medical care.

 

[eelaii]

All her ailments would be mysteriously healed in USA once she sees the hospital bills. She can only afford to be Munchy in the UK and will keep crawling back to the NHS. Unless some doctor gives her procedures for free.

 

[EllaEm87]

Sounds familiar, doesn’t it Gabby?

I reckon for CGD she wasn’t scouted as a main celeb, but as a datee or background crowd style person at a mixer.

 

[Oaklyn]

There's a youtuber I've never heard of on I'm A Celebrity at the moment (and judging by most of the Twitter audience they've never heard of her either). It really is about how well connected your manager is when it comes to TV opportunities. If Gabby still has a manager with TV connections she should try again. She wanted to go on Celebrity Big Brother and that's coming back, and there are loads of smaller shows that need z-list contestants she could be on. I don't know how else she can develop her brand, because podcasting has failed, and she's made the mistake of trying to be a lesbian power-couple when half of the couple is totally unknown and really gross and horrible. Even if she did really juicy podcasts about her Zoe days, where's that going to lead? It's Prince Harry/Meghan Markle syndrome - there's only one bit of gossip people want to hear from you, but you tell yourself people really love you and everything you do will be amazing.

Her hair looks really nice and healthy in a short bob. But agree she needs to style it and get trendier glasses for her age. That's twice in one month she's come home from the hairdressers and said she's going to wash her hair and style it straight away. If she knows best, why doesn't she get on with it.

 

[courageouscrumpets]

I reckon for CGD she wasn’t scouted as a main celeb, but as a datee or background crowd style person at a mixer.

This ^^^

I think that could have been a turning point in her likability. She should have gone on and played the YouTuber thing down (but lol, egomaniac) and when the “celeb” asked her what she did she could have slow revealed her 1M+ followers on her socials, which she had at the height of her influencer moment.

If she simply showed a willingness to take the piss out of herself or be casual about the amount of money she was raking in/how many people followed her, life could have been so different for her.

 

[Oaklyn]

Dying at her new video. I am gutted we didn't get to see the magician skirt that goes with the magician jacket. I am glad she's listening to us though and ditching the magician outfit altogether. That frumpy outfit she pans down on with the loafers. Oh my god, she looks like I did in my school uniform.

The new sparkly dress is not great. It's okay, but it needs a belt or something as it highlights her not having a waist. And pairing it with loafers and a massive prada bag that's for day use, not evening, oh my days. She should go to see a personal shopper at John Lewis or Selfridges. It's free and you don't have to buy anything they find for you. But they will teach her how to dress for her body shape and age, and how things like biker boots can make a short dress look cool if you can't do heels. She is such a frump. The netted top Cam likes is so mid-2000s and looks too young for her.

 

[Accionoodles]

Good Lord so many poor fashion choices in the new video it’s laughable she considers herself any kind of fashion influencer. She’s so giddy though about the new body her weight loss has given her no matter how much she tries to say otherwise. This isn’t the first time she’s said with glee how a top and her hair cut shows her collar bones, at this point I’d be surprised if she wasn’t contouring them to stand out more.

I can decide if this jumper is ugly or she just makes it look bad, either way it is absolutely hideous and she needs to get rid of it asap as it makes her look like a blocky video game character from the early 2000’s and also like a granny.

This dress truly shows off her fridge like body shape and would benefit from something to pull it in at the waist to give the illusion that she isn’t shaped like a rectangle. I dread to think what clompy stompers she plans to wear with it and hope it’s not what we got a glimpse of in the vlog, she also needs to pair it with a smaller handbag instead of the massive Prada one that looks more corporate than party vibes. Also, the hair desperately needs some root boost or any kind of texture instead of being straighted flat. Altogether now - Oh Gabbeh.

 

[November_again]

This ^^^

I think that could have been a turning point in her likability. She should have gone on and played the YouTuber thing down (but lol, egomaniac) and when the “celeb” asked her what she did she could have slow revealed her 1M+ followers on her socials, which she had at the height of her influencer moment.

If she simply showed a willingness to take the piss out of herself or be casual about the amount of money she was raking in/how many people followed her, life could have been so different for her.

But there's just not a single likable thing about her and every TV show would quickly expose that plus her lack of intelligence would make it impossible for her to even hold a conversation with an adult.
I guess the kind of people who go on these shows are all like that, so she would be one of many and just be the shy one who spends all day in front of the mirror looking at herself.

 

[Susspicious]

Never known someone so happy about being thin despite looking like tit. How many hours does she spend trying clothes on and looking in the mirror!? How can she not see that she’ll feel like she absolutely wasted her life when she’s on her death bed. Her vanity is truly repugnant.

 

[Albi]

It must be such a shock to her now she’s having to spend money on actually having a life, rather than just material things. Before she could spend, spend, spend, and not worry about anything else. Now she has to think about long term plans and travelling to the US every couple of months. Expensive meals out. Expensive hotels. A new wardrobe every other day.

Gone are the days where all she has to worry about is where her next free sofa is going to go, and what colour farrow and ball paint she’s going to buy.

Seeing her bank account quickly disappearing must be scary for someone who’s used to having whatever she wants whenever she wants, and knowing she’s at the end of her yewchewb career so will never replenish those funds.
Ahhh how the mighty have fallen eh gobs?

 

[ECH]

The disclaimer at the start that her hair only looks bad because of the wide angle lens and it ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT look bad in person

 

[Aneta1993]

She looks way better filming herself with iPhone. The question now is.. what does she look like in real ? Like In todays video or like in yesterdays video? Hm do we all look prettier in iPhone camera? Front camera makes u prettier but the normal one ? Nah I don’t think so? Now I’m getting scared lol

 

[poopettemetis]

Comment on her latest video - she would thrive in NYC?? She was hardly thriving in London

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If thriving in NYC is becoming moldy in an apartment she never leaves, with walls she can't paint 3x a year and is too small for 3 couches, then sure.

 

[urfavepisces]

Why does she insist that much on tucking her tops in her pants? It looks like tit