Gabriella Lindley #85 Clapping clams, eating ham, give me free furniture, all part of Cam's plan

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disneys

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i’m sorry but i can’t get over the fact she made such a big fuss about nellie and now he was the thing she loved most in the world , how she gave Jeremy to her mum because Nellie didn’t like him and now she’s jetted off to America without Nellie and dumped him with Jane and … you guessed it , Jeremy !

she’s so fickle . Imagine dropping your whole life and your supposedly precious pet because you’ve finally had a shag 💀
 
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Ugholhere

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urfavepisces said:
I went to give it a listen and they sound like they were reading a script. Also had to stop when her advice to someone moving in with their gf was "make sure you spend time apart and have your own group of friends" 💀
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This is them spending time apart

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unknownbetty

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Okay so here we go, logged on to the patreon! Listening to the gabby scandals episode first. Apologies for any mistakes, typing as I listen😂 and sorry if it’s mega long!

First scandal is the poo in the box, already covered this pretty much here. She says how it was the first message cam received from her trolls ‘did you know gabby pooped in a box once’. Claims she’d do it again and she doesn’t know why the second time happened and she doesn’t see why pooing in a box is a big deal. Tells cam she wants to poo in front of her and cam says no that’s a definite boundary she’s setting. Must say cam does seem to find gabbys attitude towards this gross and sounds uncomfortable at times.

Second scandal is elbowing Jane in the face (they refer to it as gabbys violence towards Jane). She says it was just a automatic reaction to Jane trying to read something out she didn’t want public. Cam chimes in that gabbys trolls think she is abusive to her mum, which she finds hilarious because they’re actually super close.

Third scandal, Gabby vs an 11 year old. Justifies it by saying this person shouldn’t have been online at the age of 11. Says trolls had all come together in a group and had been commenting moo on all her photos, all day and she was in a terrible place mentally so she snapped. She ‘just happened’ to pick the wrong person to make an example of. The guest that’s on this episode calls the11 year old a bitch continuously throughout.

In the break between scandals here, the guest speaker says she doesn’t mind people writing hate comments on message boards and Reddit threads, but it should never be directed at a person specifically on platforms like Twitter. Gabby and cam are quiet here.

Fourth scandal is a tweet she did about Larry. Not much said, just that she got abuse saying she was part of the problem making people believe in Larry.

Then they literally just chat a load of shit about ‘the pod collective’ and getting their cards read.

They then discuss what they all thought cam was going to look like before the face reveal. Gabby says she thought cam was going to have ‘a lesbian hair cut’ and be really tall. Cam is less ‘dyke like’ than Gabby thought she was going to be. Cam mentions how the trolls think her and Gabby look related but they don’t see it.

In conclusion all I’ve taken away from this is that they are both obsessed with gabbys trolls, more so than the trolls are obsessed with Gabby. And I also feel like I’ve lost most of my brain cells.
 
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Celery16

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Gabbie having to live with a roommate, aside from Alan, is just amazing news. That is her absolute worst nightmare. I’d love to be a fly on the wall.
 
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BoomTimesTwo

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A is for Arsehole, that's Gabby through and through!
B is for Boxes, Gabby's favourite place to poo.
C is for Clemmie, Gabby's special chew-ma
D is for Drama, poor sweet Gabbatron HATES rewmas.
E is for Eeshan - her non-made up real-life boyfriend!
F is for Free Furniture, her couch hoarding never ends.
G is for Gewge, Gabby's toothy, racist brother.
H is for Hobbie, her one true love, muse of all song covers
I is for ill, sew sew poorly, always sick
J is for Jewniper Mewn, her passion, given up on, quick!
K is for Kitty litter, when used, Gab's favourite smell
L is for Lifestyle changes, her personal idea of hell
M is for Munchie, Gab's get a diagnosis!
N is for No therapy, she'd rather no prognosis
O is for Oh Gabbeh, "Where's Slave Jane?! I'm being ignored!!!"
P is for Pitching newdles at Jane's head, then comfort buns as a reward
Q is for Quality vs Quantity, something all Gab's contents lacks
R is for Rank lasagna baths & rimming Alan's cracks
S is for Sew Sew Cute - Gabby's only literary description
T is for Twenty Five Plus hater trolls, literally HER disposition
U is for Unusual, Gab's is SEW uniqueeeee
V ery much not like other girls, she's our favourite freak!
W is for Walls, if you're sad, paint them, who needs a therapist?!
X is Xenophobia - men with backpacks? Must be terrorists!
Y is for yearning, longing, pining for all day,
Z is for Zoella, The one that got away :(
 
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Fillyjonk

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Gabriella Lindley #86 If you wannabe be my lover, you gotta poo with my friends
 
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igglypiggly

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Dying at the fact Cam asked Gob to be her girlfriend mid-way through playing a goo goo dolls song on her guitar on FaceTime, before they ever met in person. 🤢

Sounds like something my boyfriend when I was 15 would’ve done. (Except we had met in person)
 
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viggle

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I’ve scribbled out the username as I wasn’t sure if we were allowed to share ‘regular’ users, but decided to search ‘whatiwillsay’ on Twitter and this came up. Eve, you’re very welcome to join us! 😂

But of course all her ‘hate’ comes via Gob.

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