Thanks to @Alrighthunxo for the amazing thread name. Sadly it wouldn't all fit, so here it is in all its glory:
Gabriella Lindley #18 This little piggy went to Starbucks, This little piggy stayed at home, This little piggy cried wee wee wee until Jane drove all the way to Hove.
So what's Gabulous been up to? She's been busy buying more shelves that she does not need, making Jane take more trips to Brighton than is necessary, and even had a man in the flat just when you think that her life cannot get any better, she is now coming out with her own set of prints that are totally original and not at all ripped off from Lucy and Polly. She has massively overestimated herself and has an entire shelving unit filled with boxes, but that's okay because she can just tit in the empty ones!
Gabriella Lindley #18 This little piggy went to Starbucks, This little piggy stayed at home, This little piggy cried wee wee wee until Jane drove all the way to Hove.
So what's Gabulous been up to? She's been busy buying more shelves that she does not need, making Jane take more trips to Brighton than is necessary, and even had a man in the flat just when you think that her life cannot get any better, she is now coming out with her own set of prints that are totally original and not at all ripped off from Lucy and Polly. She has massively overestimated herself and has an entire shelving unit filled with boxes, but that's okay because she can just tit in the empty ones!