I mean, sorry Gab, but you look terrible. The dress is a frumpy "older mum" sack, the sandy hair washes her out, her skin looks like leather, lips a rubbery trout fest, where ARE those three boob job boobs and FFS to becoming even more basic by accessorising with Starbucks.
Oh i seeeee she's turned into one of those people who does full foundation concealer bronzer face makeup (because they're idk self conscious about their skin?) but then no eye/eyebrow/lip makeup and dont realise that it looks weird and makes your skin stand out weirdly I see a few people who do this.
- It's too hot, I want winter now! But also look at my sun damage because and old flame said once he liked freckles.
- Nelly dreaming about escaping his life so the windows are newer open.
- The slave mother has been at Gabbs for a while.
- The puffy face, definitely not fillers cuz her cheeks are so chiseled.
- Polly is the new Zoella and now Gabbs wants to move to Manchester.
- She definitely does not read here.
- Gabbs has overcome her gallstones/ stones of some sort/pain/illness and can go out to get Starbucks and for dinner with Jane. The only time she
goes outside her flat.
- Nasty person online, as in real life too. A hypocrite, her picture is in the dictionary.
- She looks manic in pictures and her ads.
- She can probably open a furniture store with everything she brought, also all the paint leftover could cover a month's worth of mortgage
Can't remember everything, these threads go by so fast.