Gabriella Lindley #14 Hambags and gobblestones, balayage and insta moans

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lira

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How old is she again? She already looks like she's caught up with Zoe, and Zoe herself looks like a badly aged 40 year old. Personality and weight issues aside, her face looked so much better during her college days. Fresh, natural and youthful. Now she just looks like she's constantly smelling 💩 - probably because she actually is.
 

mindlessness

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How old is she again? She already looks like she's caught up with Zoe, and Zoe herself looks like a badly aged 40 year old. Personality and weight issues aside, her face looked so much better during her college days. Fresh, natural and youthful. Now she just looks like she's constantly smelling 💩 - probably because she actually is.
I want to say 26? I think? Now emotionally/maturity wise...
 

Somethingandnothing

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How old is she again? She already looks like she's caught up with Zoe, and Zoe herself looks like a badly aged 40 year old. Personality and weight issues aside, her face looked so much better during her college days. Fresh, natural and youthful. Now she just looks like she's constantly smelling 💩 - probably because she actually is.
I think she’s ageing before her time because 1) she doesn’t fucking leave the house unless it’s to go to Starbucks or to the shop to get more ham. 2) I definitely think your personality shows in your looks (in some circumstances) if you’re a nasty, miserable person that’ll show in how you present yourself looks wise (hopefully that makes sense). 3) she has no friends, she’s not living her youthful life. She’s a house hermit. I sometimes feel as though my friends keep me on the straight and narrow, tell me when I’m acting up, stop me from embarrassing myself (I do not post photos of myself crying on insta unlike some :/) but you get my point 😂😂
 

BananaPenguin

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For anyone just joining the Gobby threads:

- she's afraid to go to Tesco and had a breakdown in her local gravy aisle. She's shaming people for going abroad and to the pub. But she's been "working" in her local Starbucks.

- had a meltdown when her hair transformation didn't make her instantly look like Zoe. Posted zoomed in crying selfies that she "looked ugly" but her hairdresser was going to fix it. Her hairdresser follows her.

- has had mystery pain for about 3 months now. Claims its gallstones but we all know it's just gas. Claims to be in sew sew much pain that she can't record videos. But she's been moving furniture around her flat, painting and going out for Starbucks.

- she had a scan recently and went private to get the results faster. Shortly after her scan, she got a phonecall that there was a delay due to Covid. We're still waiting for her to make up a diagnosis.

- she keeps posting selfies with her sunglasses on her head even though she hates the sun and never goes outside

- she brings ham to her hair appointments to stuff in her gob and stink up the salon
 

Lanavalentine

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Anyone else waiting with excitement for ‘office reno’???? I can hardly eat my ham because of the anticipation
Take your ham to the hairdressers with you, it will make it more palatable.

Don’t want it to go to waste, got to save your money for 5,000 different tins of Farrow & Ball paint after all.

Oh, and make sure you finish your packet of ham before you start crying in the salon becos they botched your hair.

#gabslifetips
 
I think she’s ageing before her time because 1) she doesn’t fucking leave the house unless it’s to go to Starbucks or to the shop to get more ham. 2) I definitely think your personality shows in your looks (in some circumstances) if you’re a nasty, miserable person that’ll show in how you present yourself looks wise (hopefully that makes sense). 3) she has no friends, she’s not living her youthful life. She’s a house hermit. I sometimes feel as though my friends keep me on the straight and narrow, tell me when I’m acting up, stop me from embarrassing myself (I do not post photos of myself crying on insta unlike some :/) but you get my point 😂😂
If anything her being stuck inside should be somewhat beneficial to her skin, however in the rare occasions she does go out, she purposely avoids applying sunscreen in hopes of gaining a freckle or two :rolleyes:
 
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