Recap !
Soo the much longed for baby ( on board!) has arrived, officially the 6th October ? But George ( mum and breastfeeding expert) has decided to pretend she gave birth 2 weeks later, she doesn't know the whole of the SM thinks she's a weirdo for lying and pretending she was still pregnant ( even posting stories to keep up her pretence !) So we don't mention it now !
Since the baby was born ( circa 4 weeks ago ) 2 weeks ago George, breast feeding expert, has not moved from her breast milk soaked bed ( we don't bother to wear a nursing bra or breast pads, why would we when it makes so much more sense to soak the bed and lie in it all!) because newborn can't be put down for 30 seconds because 4th trimester ( bollocks!) babies need to be permanently attached to their mothers because George says so!
Long suffering husband is not meeting the standards required for a new dad ( did we mention he was the reason they had to get his parents to fund private ivf because the issues with fertility were him and absolutely not George ? See previous thread !! ) and soo George is suffering because she isn't having her daily over seasoned and vinegared plates of slop ! Ohh and mum of the year is unable to clean or adult because she is the only one able to feed baby and hold her because George says so!
And oops i forgot to mention George had ivf - she barely mentions it anymore so just a wee reminder!
I'm not going to mention all the crude and pretty disgusting stuff she has posted with regards to her highly inappropriate sexualising of breast feeding or the fact she doesn't want to put her child's image online but daily she is posting facial pics of her baby from every angle!!