Fopperholic Nikki Ryan #121 Hachoo t*rt, protein f*rt!!

[Dontmissmuch]

Thought I'd better make a new thread ......

This got the most likes/loves by @Thechubbymoaner nice nod to her love of all things fake !!

** the fart and tart in case not allowed in the title

As you were ladies......

 

[zebby]

Does anyone know if the protein fart smal's* as nice as coconut shampoo. I want to become so so so so so obsessed with it.

*This is not a typo, everyone knows smell is the incorrect way to spell smal.

Congrats to @Thechubbymoaner on your winning thread title. You've earned 10 minutes on the walking pad, a protein yog of your choice from the fridge in the lounge, and the best part. A second hand item of clothing from Nikki's wardrobe in size 0.

 

[size down]

Bore off … public Duty

 

[lexiloo]

Because no one has ever heard of coconut scented hair products until now she used to tag Lee Stafford claiming eternal love for his beach blonde range, he replied once and she was hyperventilating on her stories. Has she aff linked it????

 

[Elegant Tits]

I’m on the edge of my seat. I don’t know how to wear a jumper so I’m eagerly waiting for Nikki to tell me. Is it too early to comment link on her story??

 

[Rainbowcolours]

Great thread title

 

[Dontmissmuch]

Why do all the jumpers look too small and short for her ? Oh yes because she's wearing and XS or size 8 when she should of had a bigger size to make them look longer line.... and she can't reply to comments - that's because she's set up that auto reply when people comment 'links' and Insta are blocking her replies.... she's so un-authentic.... ! Only way she can get comments etc !

 

[lexiloo]

Look at these "longline" jumpers.......that barely reach her minge! Basic jumpers for a basic witch

 

[Dontmissmuch]

She's deffo had her purse or Chris's wallet out !!!

 

[Salmonshirt]

How can you tuck that in when it’s split up the side?!

 

[freakshake]

Bore off … public Duty

I’ve a bottle of that in the back of my cupboard in the bathroom it’s so thick and claggy my hair was a greasy mess afterwards it wouldn’t wash out

 

[lexiloo]

Im surprised she hasn't used her classic phrase.....tuck it in, or tuck it out

 

[Latetotheparty]

Bore off … public Duty

She really is a head isn’t she! That stuff is absolute shite!

 

[JJusa69]

I really really hate myself right now that I quite like the jumpers that aren't long length on her because she's sized down.
Does anyone know where they're from as I'll die before I click on her links or ask her

 

[Dontmissmuch]

I really really hate myself right now that I quite like the jumpers that aren't long length on her because she's sized down.
Does anyone know where they're from as I'll die before I click on her links or ask her

Looks like could be New Look ...

 

[zebby]

Looks like could be New Look ...

The delightfully fashionable BrummyMummyof2 was flogging that code first thing, and that was definitely for New Look.

 

[~vix~83~]

Longline but don’t cover the bum!

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

Longline but don’t cover the bum!

Exactly what I thought! I’d never wear leggings with them… leggings aren’t trousers FLOPPYCOCK

 

[bettybutler]

Longline but don’t cover the bum!

But has anyone ever told the fashionista that longline means longer length (meaning that it falls longer than her normal length tops ffs) general oversized look so she doesn’t need to size down either

 

[Robbie09]

A pic of the other one on her stories I’m shocked