Poor Mazza, must have been desperate for a rest, having to get herself a hip operation just to get out of being the child care for a week for her spoilt brat of a daughter 
Fopperholic #84 Boy's birthday was kept low key because no one gave her stuff for free
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You called it Fopps in your stories ‘Living the dream’ 
If this holiday isn’t panning out as she’d liked it to I wonder how she’ll play it? On one hand she’ll be stamping her feet at Jet2 saying she’ll do a huge review on her social media platforms showing just how awful it is OR she’ll have to do her usual ITS FINE guys! I loved spending a week looking after MY miracles which means she can kiss goodbye to any compo off Jet2. 
she won’t get compo from Jet 2 it’s there in the Hotel description that Kids Clubs close on 15/9 as various other things there too She’s obviously gone thinking they are so special that she maybe thought they would run activities just for them so she will be stuck with her “It’s Fine” Jet 2 won’t care about a review from a two bit want to be Influencer. She would have been far better not posting anything then no one would have been any wiser but this is Fopps remember any chance to show off in her tiny mind and she is onto itIf this holiday isn’t panning out as she’d liked it to I wonder how she’ll play it? On one hand she’ll be stamping her feet at Jet2 saying she’ll do a huge review on her social media platforms showing just how awful it is OR she’ll have to do her usual ITS FINE guys! I loved spending a week looking after MY miracles which means she can kiss goodbye to any compo off Jet2.
Chris shows the new office a lot on his stories, definitely his space and not hers. Never showed the bedroom either, she doesn’t get the freebies she thinks she deserves so never mentions them again.
And her holiday is that amazing, that she is on social media telling the world about it! Sad, very sad. Can’t even put her phone away to spend quality time with her boys!!
Imagine being nearly 41 and living your life through your phone.
And her holiday is that amazing, that she is on social media telling the world about it! Sad, very sad. Can’t even put her phone away to spend quality time with her boys!!
Imagine being nearly 41 and living your life through your phone.
She’s quite unfortunate looking isn’t she!
Why does she look like she has a comedy nose on ??? It looks so strangeShe’s quite unfortunate looking isn’t she!
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That nose did it for me yesterday it’s like a big willyWhy does she look like she has a comedy nose on ??? It looks so strange
Another day.....another pair of shades
Intrigued to know what monstrosity she will be wearing today
#tackyshadeswatch
Intrigued to know what monstrosity she will be wearing today
#tackyshadeswatch
When most people go on holiday with their family they “sign off social media” enjoy their holiday, then when they are home they put pics on! She clearly isn’t having a great time and I’m all here for it #karma
#karma
I bet she booked the dates she did because it was significantly CHEAPER than the week of the boys actual birthday. This was meant to be their birthday present, the reason she didn't bother doing anything at home, so she's shot herself in the foot by trying to cut corners because everything is SHUT she should have just stayed home because I don't see how this is different from anything they do at home when they're dragged out every single day!
she should have just stayed home because I don't see how this is different from anything they do at home when they're dragged out every single day!How many pairs of shades do you need to take on your holidays ? I take 2 usually in case I break a pair...... and mine are a fiver from ebay..... !!
The daft thing is that if she didn't constantly brag about everything and try to portray a perfect life no one would bat an eye at where she's gone on holiday. Stop being a head Fopps and then you wouldn't get this backlash!
As someone says no one who spends £800 on trainers would only spend £2000 on a holiday. It just goes to show the purchases are all for show and their whole life is on credit.
Re the new office, if Chris is using the garage conversion what are they using the old office for? All of her coats maybe?!
As someone says no one who spends £800 on trainers would only spend £2000 on a holiday. It just goes to show the purchases are all for show and their whole life is on credit.
Re the new office, if Chris is using the garage conversion what are they using the old office for? All of her coats maybe?!
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I think she'll be absolutely desperate to get home and the miracles shipped back to nursery/around every toddler class going, this trip has caught her out! She'll have no 'me time' for the first time since, what, birth for her? She won't have a clue what to do with her own children as she never actually spends time with them without throwing them into a class/park etc. Let's be honest, this is her worst nightmareI bet she booked the dates she did because it was significantly CHEAPER than the week of the boys actual birthday. This was meant to be their birthday present, the reason she didn't bother doing anything at home, so she's shot herself in the foot by trying to cut corners because everything is SHUT
She'll be high-pitched laughing about how she's home for a break but it's absolutely FINE and it was so so so fun. It really is karma, the first holiday without her parents to help and no kids club, perfection
Now she'll get a tiny slice of actual parenting reality. Would be nice if she realised how lucky she is to have constant help and feel grateful for her mother, but I doubt she will.Maybe the comedy nose came with the comedy glasses? Or what my granny would call a 'drinkers nose....Why does she look like she has a comedy nose on ??? It looks so strange
I'm sure I can see a couple of bumps (or dents?!) in her nose where the filler has gone? I do think she had some work done on it and it went wrong.
Edit to add: Wow she sounds very bored at the (splash) park!
Edit to add: Wow she sounds very bored at the (splash) park!
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I’m getting Bet Lynch vibes
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