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Jack and Sasha had a baby, oh what a delight!
With hair as wild as Daddy’s, shining in the night.
Little socks, tiny boots, her first Villa kit—
A future on the field? Well, only time’ll tell it!

Erik Ten Hag got the sack; it was bound to come,
As Manchester United sank like a beaten drum.
With tactics askew and a bench full of doubts,
The only cheer left was the fans’ sighs and shouts.

And then there’s poor Mason, with a grin so bright,
His teeth have grown massive—oh, what a sight!
Each game they wonder if he’ll tip with that head,
While grannies say, “He’s cute, but better unfed.”

So here’s to football, with all its delight—
Baby Grealish, a manager’s flight,
And Mason’s teeth, like pearls in the sun,
A tale of the pitch, pure English fun!
 
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Thank you for the new thread ♥ also I won't believe Rodri wins until i see his beautiful face smiling with the trophyin hand
 
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How fuckin classless to refuse to go to the ceremony just because you didn't win.No one is entitled to that award.
 
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Don't get me wrong United have made the right decision in sacking Erik but IMO it has happened much later than it should have done. As I said a couple of weeks ago he should have walked away after they won the FA Cup Final as it would have been the perfect send off.
 
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fake just like the Ronaldo one lol Unlike De Gea's :ROFLMAO:
Ahhh really, would of been great if real.
Are you sure he did not just post it for a few minutes then did a dirty delete?
Can't say i would blame him if he had posted that, he was treated like tit by Ten Hag.

Who do you want for your next manager?
 
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Ahhh really, would of been great if real.
Are you sure he did not just post it for a few minutes then did a dirty delete?
Can't say i would blame him if he had posted that, he was treated like tit by Ten Hag.

Who do you want for your next manager?
no that twit got treated well by ETH

Oh i'm not sure i'm at the anyone but Southgate/Potter stage
 
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I see BBC Sport has showed all the signings that ten Hag made as United manager and how many of them can you say were successful. Here are my thoughts.
2022-23 - £207.5m spent
  • Antony, Ajax £85m A complete waste of £85m
  • Casemiro, Real Madrid £60m Good signing at first but has no pace now and should only be a backup player.
  • Lisandro Martinez, Ajax £50m Has been a good signing but hardly plays as he spends more time on the treatment table.
  • Tyrell Malacia, Feyenoord £12.5m Good in his first season but didn't play at all last season due to injury.
2023-24 - £167m spent
  • Rasmus Hojlund, Atalanta £63m Solid signing but still raw in places however I can see him reaching his full potential in the next 2 or 3 years.
  • Mason Mount, Chelsea £55m Spends more time on the treatment table than on the pitch which is a shame really as on his day he is a good player.
  • Andre Onana, Inter Milan £45m Good on his day but for me he makes too many mistakes.
  • Altay Bayindir, Fenerbahce £4m Can't really judge him as he hasn't played and tbh I don't really know why United signed him.
2024-25 - £189m spent
  • Leny Yoro, Lille £55m Can't judge him as he hasn't played but I reckon United signed him as a player for the future and we will see the best of him in the next 2 to 4 years.
  • Manuel Ugarte, Paris St-Germain £45m Can't judge him as he hasn't played as often as I thought he would might see him feature more under the next manager.
  • Matthijs De Ligt, Bayern Munich £40m From what I have seen of him so far he looks a solid signing.
  • Joshua Zirkzee, Bologna £37m Looks ok but I don't think the style of play that United have been playing suits his game but I think he will get better over time.
  • Noussair Mazraoui, Bayern Munich £12m Has looked a solid signing.
Total estimated by FootballTransfers.com for BBC Sport = £563.5m
 
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I see BBC Sport has showed all the signings that ten Hag made as United manager and how many of them can you say were successful. Here are my thoughts.
2022-23 - £207.5m spent
  • Antony, Ajax £85m A complete waste of £85m
  • Casemiro, Real Madrid £60m Good signing at first but has no pace now and should only be a backup player.
  • Lisandro Martinez, Ajax £50m Has been a good signing but hardly plays as he spends more time on the treatment table.
  • Tyrell Malacia, Feyenoord £12.5m Good in his first season but didn't play at all last season due to injury.
2023-24 - £167m spent
  • Rasmus Hojlund, Atalanta £63m Solid signing but still raw in places however I can see him reaching his full potential in the next 2 or 3 years.
  • Mason Mount, Chelsea £55m Spends more time on the treatment table than on the pitch which is a shame really as on his day he is a good player.
  • Andre Onana, Inter Milan £45m Good on his day but for me he makes too many mistakes.
  • Altay Bayindir, Fenerbahce £4m Can't really judge him as he hasn't played and tbh I don't really know why United signed him.
2024-25 - £189m spent
  • Leny Yoro, Lille £55m Can't judge him as he hasn't played but I reckon United signed him as a player for the future and we will see the best of him in the next 2 to 4 years.
  • Manuel Ugarte, Paris St-Germain £45m Can't judge him as he hasn't played as often as I thought he would might see him feature more under the next manager.
  • Matthijs De Ligt, Bayern Munich £40m From what I have seen of him so far he looks a solid signing.
  • Joshua Zirkzee, Bologna £37m Looks ok but I don't think the style of play that United have been playing suits his game but I think he will get better over time.
  • Noussair Mazraoui, Bayern Munich £12m Has looked a solid signing.
Total estimated by FootballTransfers.com for BBC Sport = £563.5m
I think the word is ditto lol His signings arnt that bad which is a good sign for next manager
Bayindir from what i've seen is alright, crazy that he's not played more.
 
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Quite embarrassing really.

Wow Madrid have thrown a proper toddler tantrum its epically embarrassing for the whole club 😂 😂 😂 Means 1 of 2 things....this is the beginning of madrids downfall or they will go on a monumental unbeaten streak out of pure anger 😂😂 i obv vote for 1 :cool::cool::cool:
 
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