Footballers and Wags #71 Don’t be rude Jude!

[EllaBella10]

Another shiny new thread folks! That last one went by quite quickly, didn’t it? Our Liv can talk some, can’t she? Congrats to @Kakan for the winning thread title!

An uneventful transfer window closed.

All the British teams got through to their next European rounds

Arsenal in talks to recruit Gunnersaurus to head their frontline

Gucci out on the lash shouting at paps

Phil and Rebecca got engaged!

Jude still being a rude bellend! He also has a new girlfriend, Denise must approve No more hotel Laura nonsense thank god!

Ronaldo turned the big 4-0!

United still on a downward spiral, sorry @pixxyy

Our sexy Rob came out of hiding to post at a recent match!

Our Liv is now a Spurs fan! City are still disowned…

Our @AdsB still being mocked for his Noel Edmonds obsession…

Glad to hear our @CeCesworld is on the mend Here’s the obligatory Slot pic to celebrate you!

Please add anything I’ve missed! Keep thirsting….

Old thread

Footballers and WAGS #70 Designated a Son of Edmonds free zone

It's as if the legendary David Lynch orchestrated thread #69, bookending it with "Son of Edmonds" and a dash of Bonnie Blue's wotsit. Proceed, if you must.

tattle.life

 

[Panda girl 04]

Another shiny new thread folks! That last one went by quite quickly, didn’t it? Our Liv can talk some, can’t she? Congrats to @Kakan for the winning thread title!

An uneventful transfer window closed.

All the British teams got through to their next European rounds

Arsenal in talks to recruit Gunnersaurus to head their frontline

Gucci out on the lash shouting at paps

Phil and Rebecca got engaged!

Jude still being a rude bellend! He also has a new girlfriend, Denise must approve No more hotel Laura nonsense thank god!

Ronaldo turned the big 4-0!

United still on a downward spiral, sorry @pixxyy

Our sexy Rob came out of hiding to post at a recent match!

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Our Liv is now a Spurs fan! City are still disowned…

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Our @AdsB still being mocked for his Noel Edmonds obsession…

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Glad to hear our @CeCesworld is on the mend Here’s the obligatory Slot pic to celebrate you!

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Please add anything I’ve missed! Keep thirsting….

Old thread

Footballers and WAGS #70 Designated a Son of Edmonds free zone

It's as if the legendary David Lynch orchestrated thread #69, bookending it with "Son of Edmonds" and a dash of Bonnie Blue's wotsit. Proceed, if you must.

tattle.life

What a introduction to the new thread

 

[L3moning]

Ronaldo turned the big 4-0!

On the same day I turned 39. Which is about all I have in common with him

 

[Hannahebee]

I see Everton's new stadium officially opened last night and I have to say it looks really impressive. That being said I will miss games taking place at Goodison Park.

 

[EllaBella10]

What a introduction to the new thread

Thanks! I clearly have plenty of time on my hands

 

[EllaBella10]

What a introduction to the new thread

Forgot to add I also felt the need to do the best little corner of tattle some justice we’re a good wee bunch on here

 

[Panda girl 04]

Anyone want Jack mug? £1.50
Bargain or still to much
You just know someone Nan will buy this for their Grandson as he likes football

These comments

 

[Velocinaptor2]

@dreamteam1 hope this brings some cheer

 

[Hannahebee]

Some rumours are going around that our captain is out injured for 8 weeks and if it is true our record with him and without him is pretty alarming to say the least. He's basically our Rodri and I fear that without him we are in for a struggle and will not achieve promotion come the end of the season. I hope I'm wrong though.
When he has played this season Played 21 Won 13, Drawn 6 Lost 2 with a total of 2.14 points per game.
When he has not played this season Played 9 games Won 1, Drawn 4 Lost 4 with a total of 0.77 points per game (this happened during our bad run in November and December).

 

[Red hair dont care]

Laughing at sky sports, the presenter has just asked colleague out in Madrid "do Madrid think they are entitled" with all this Refs arguments. Not half wrong mate!

 

[Panda girl 04]

Absolutely nothing to do with football but i need to share my f up
I was waxing my eyebrows with hot wax and somehow i have waxed half of my eyelash out on my right eye!
This is a bigger f up then Sterling to Arsenal
Not telling anyone, just hoping i get away with it.

 

[Panda girl 04]

Back to football
Massive good luck to Celtic tonight against Bayern Munich

 

[dreamteam1]

@dreamteam1 hope this brings some cheer

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Thank you and thanks for the messages yesterday, today is better!

It’s like Moreno and Dias had a baby

 

[Velocinaptor2]

Absolutely nothing to do with football but i need to share my f up
I was waxing my eyebrows with hot wax and somehow i have waxed half of my eyelash out on my right eye!
This is a bigger f up then Sterling to Arsenal
Not telling anyone, just hoping i get away with it.

This sounds more painful than anything Hope you’re ok, just glad it didn’t get in your eye

If it makes you feel better teen me had zero clue about eyebrow care (blessed with my dad’s untamed furry caterpillar brows may I add…), and one day decided to try and shape them up a bit with a razor when I was about 14 as plucking sounded too painful Guess who shaved half of one off completely on the day of my friend’s birthday party…

 

[Panda girl 04]

This sounds more painful than anything Hope you’re ok, just glad it didn’t get in your eye

If it makes you feel better teen me had zero clue about eyebrow care (blessed with my dad’s untamed furry caterpillar brows may I add…), and one day decided to try and shape them up a bit with a razor when I was about 14 as plucking sounded too painful Guess who shaved half of one off completely on the day of my friend’s birthday party…

Oh bless you, interesting new look for your friends party
I also have big eyebrows and also as a teen took a razor down the middle and took both sides of my eyebrows off and also a lovely deep cut to my nose. The 90's have a lot to answer for!
The eyelashes coming out did not hurt to much it was more sad seeing them on the hard wax. I have waxed so many times so should know not to mess up like this

 

[LaraQ]

These eyebrow horror stories have reminded me of the time I got hold of my Dad's razor when I was 5 and shaved both of mine off. I've never seen my parents laugh so hard in their lives.

 

[Hannahebee]

I remember once I stupidly put blu tac on my forehead then my hair got stuck on it and I had to cut my hair to get the blu tack off. I honestly don't know what I was thinking.

 

[Hannahebee]

Also nice to see that ITV attended the Vale game on Thursday night.

 

[HeskeyScored]

@Panda girl 04 - another tale of mistaken eyedentity for you: as a tween, I didn't know about tweezing, threading etc (thanks to my mum having naturally perfect brows and not needing to touch them). So, I thought the best way to make my eyebrows look less like wooly bear caterpillars was to trim them with nail scissors. After I succeeded instead in neatly chopping the eyelashes of one eye in half, I wisely decided not to try doing the other one. Spent months walking around with one set of eyelashes looking like Charlie Chaplin's tache.

 

[rasperryripple]

I see Everton's new stadium officially opened last night and I have to say it looks really impressive. That being said I will miss games taking place at Goodison Park.

I took my hubbie there for his birthday last year as Everton are his English team. They beat Newcastle and the atmosphere was brilliant. Pickford was getting it tight but was loving it.