Well done to
@Bewful who got the most votes !!
Ferne is engaged to a sponger
Please feel free to add to the recap
Previous Thread;
New thread thanks to @Dd29 for title suggestion which was originally 'Too focused on who she's going to marry, leaving the parenting to every tom dick and harry' but was too long so I had to shorten it.(y) anyway recap for newbies.... Ferne has been dumped by the latest BF She is still tit at...
tattle.life
Thank you my daaaahhhlings (in my worst aussie accent). I just knew that thread title was the one, when you know you know
Recap:
The last thread was pretty slow moving, with another beige series of first time mum showcasing fernes questionable parenting. However new year new thread, we were gifted the news that ferne has met the one again with a video of them dry humping on the beach
From what we know....
Dec - Lorry DM'd ferne when she was out in dubai with Sunday for new year, and although she never dates anyone from her DMs, she decided to take her 4 year old on a first date to meet a complete stranger, then they spent the rest of the holiday together
Jan - he asks her to be his girlfriend and they go insta official
Feb - he starts filming with her and asks her and Sunday to come on a family holiday to Maldives, where someone leaks videos of him with suspicious bags of powders. He consequently, does not return to dubai to wrap up his multi million pound life or collect his belongings and relocates to the uk with a cabin size suitcase and the clothes on his back
March - the flozza party, to introduce their relationship to their friends and family (her friends and family) and ferne asks him to move in, as an afterthought she asks Sunday after what she wants, posing the question as would you like lozza to do jigsaws with everyday (Sunday is her priority though)
April and May - treated to daily videos of them snogging and daily declarations of love via insta captions whilst sitting next to eachother, the magic morning 5am updates and gearing up to their new business venture
June - hot tea was served when a tattler revealed they were filming their engagement that week
July - the only proposal that ever happened in the world happens
August - Lorry reinvents himself a life coach and starts a group to let everyone know what vitamins he takes in the morning and what he's been up to on his magic mornings. We are still waiting for him to step foot in dubai. New series out next week. Jury's out on whether the wedding will happen.
We know Lorry reads here so if I've missed anything out, be sure to drop a hint on your stories
