I am DEAD. LOL
And what a love story!
"Well, he knocked me up almost and immediately and then ghosted me. So I used Mommy and Daddy's connections to track him down and call him on his ship, where he hung up on me again! I finally got the shackles on him though and look how cute we look in our wedding pic's. Then we had Isaiah, and he left me again. But I got him back! Winner winner chicken dinner! Then we had our Sweet Girl. A few years later some random ho' said SHE also had my Ace's daughter...but I told him...no way that girl is as sweet as our girl and this will look bad at PTA meetings, so we packed up and moved to Florida. And here we are, spreading awareness, tik-tok'ing, and living our best life! We have ALL THE THINGS!" LOL