tit, they are really expensive ,primark leggings for me!!
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Great i will take a look at those. Thanks
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Who the heck wrote that? I really mean "what the f?"
Someone who has a major crush !
I’ve been low key wondering if that’s not a zit but a wart or some kind of infection cyst because it’s been a while and it’s just something I always wonder when people get traditional facials (not the laser kind) all the time.
For her weight, she isn’t maintaining it very well anymore going by the past few months videos. She looks pear shaped so those bo peep dresses can hide it, as can her faux spanx but 1. She’s 30 or just about and her metabolism will start slowing down some in the next year or two if it hasn’t already and 2. Between the drinking and pretty constant traveling and days/nights out since she’s not in lockdown anymore she’s probably less active re: workouts and that booze only makes things worse. It’s only a matter of time until she’s flogging laser lipo or cryotherapy or infrared saunas.
Toothy : your area of outstanding beauty is only 1.30hr away from my Surrey area of outstanding beauty. So how does this weather nonsense work ?
Here in the uk most days are hovering between 16 - 22°c so how is this even remotely cold ? You imply that it is full on artic !!!! Its exceptionally mild no one is even wearing coats or boots. So stop with the cosy & toastie bullshit. We know your desperate for sales on your links but ffs stop. The fact that you keep wishing the year away doesn't mean we want to !!!!! Bloody influencers your not the met office.
That’s not even Arctic for my part of the world (L.A.). 16C/60F we would absolutely be wearing sweaters or light jackets because that would be pretty chilly for us but 22C/70F is obviously lovely and perfect. But lol I remember back in April or May when she was sunbathing at 20C and bragging about the lovely warm weather in tHe CoTsWoLdS
Chav or Joho from one of their other accounts !!! Woooow…!!! Someone out there is in serious need of help!
Wwwwoooooowweee if that is the peloton look dhaaaahlings ?!? NO Thank You !No comment
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Probably written by the same person who thinks Ali is alluring and Charlie is charming
I also found interesting these comments, Lydia and Charlie as a couple, the world is not ready for that
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The fact that she hangs her knitwear gripes me SO MUCHOh dear, I guess they don't work very well then.....
So this is 'fashion' is it.....hmmmm
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Agreed I paid up for the really swish black leggings to do proper running in and they split! Sticking to Nike and Lulu.
Little Josefiend must be about ready to explode and feeling desperate that no brand has offered to partner with her. She now lives in the Cotswolds AONB. She is special. She should be celebrated and noticed.
I think she has targeted Karen Miller hard and very specifically, hoping for a deal. Tags KM and Lydia repeatedly. Buys all Lidl's edits, but nastily points out mistakes. I think she'd prefer Holland Cooper though if given a choice.
What is Josie's style? We have seen everything.
The only things that seem consistent are loads of oversized coats, basket bags, everything beige and possibly shearling. Everything else is negotiable according to the affiliate links provided.
She only looked like she loved and felt good in Victoria's pink coat. It's far too long and she can only wear it with heels. Would love to see how the coat works for her in the rain. Not to mention mud. She looked uncomfortable and akward in the other clothes. Just odd, if specifically talking about the green frill dress and the edgy looking houndstooth coat.
I think she has targeted Karen Miller hard and very specifically, hoping for a deal. Tags KM and Lydia repeatedly. Buys all Lidl's edits, but nastily points out mistakes. I think she'd prefer Holland Cooper though if given a choice.
What is Josie's style? We have seen everything.
- White and pink, a la Freddy
- Zimmermann, that doesn't go with the Cotswolds style
- Endless white/beige sweaters and sweater dresses.
- The heritage green country look and wellies
- Autumnal dahlings, autumnal!
- Granny florals
- Cottage style/Disney dresses with poofy sleeves
- Light colours and now also dark colours
- Coats, gilets
- The comfy, slouchy oversized bag lady style
The only things that seem consistent are loads of oversized coats, basket bags, everything beige and possibly shearling. Everything else is negotiable according to the affiliate links provided.
She only looked like she loved and felt good in Victoria's pink coat. It's far too long and she can only wear it with heels. Would love to see how the coat works for her in the rain. Not to mention mud. She looked uncomfortable and akward in the other clothes. Just odd, if specifically talking about the green frill dress and the edgy looking houndstooth coat.
I find just the way Josie curls her hair ages her by 10 years. Add on another 5-10 years for the curtain dresses. Fashion influencer she is not.
I would love to see her with stick-straight hair, v-neck white T-shirt, ankle grazer slim jeans and cute sandals / sneakers / espadrilles (shock horror !!!). A casual look. Or add a Balmain-style blazer (Black, properly fitted). Just to convince us she is 29 years old.
I think J would look great, thoughsnotty snooty Chaz may not approve.
Maybe add some tasteful jewellery.
Dump all the itty-bitty pieces of junk she dons all the time. Maybe 1 chunky bracelet (in the same vein as the Hermes CDC bracelet or for J's smaller budget, a Tory Burch bracelet).
I won't even ask her to change up herboring make up.
Girlfriend needs a major makeover. "said with love"
I would love to see her with stick-straight hair, v-neck white T-shirt, ankle grazer slim jeans and cute sandals / sneakers / espadrilles (shock horror !!!). A casual look. Or add a Balmain-style blazer (Black, properly fitted). Just to convince us she is 29 years old.
I think J would look great, though
Maybe add some tasteful jewellery.
Dump all the itty-bitty pieces of junk she dons all the time. Maybe 1 chunky bracelet (in the same vein as the Hermes CDC bracelet or for J's smaller budget, a Tory Burch bracelet).
I won't even ask her to change up her
Girlfriend needs a major makeover. "said with love"
What, normal clothes, never! She can’t even work out how jeans should be worn!I find just the way Josie curls her hair ages her by 10 years. Add on another 5-10 years for thecurtaindresses. Fashion influencer she is not.
I would love to see her with stick-straight hair, v-neck white T-shirt, ankle grazer slim jeans and cute sandals / sneakers / espadrilles (shock horror !!!). A casual look. Or add a Balmain-style blazer (Black, properly fitted). Just to convince us she is 29 years old.
I think J would look great, thoughsnottysnooty Chaz may not approve.
Maybe add some tasteful jewellery.
Dump all the itty-bitty pieces of junk she dons all the time. Maybe 1 chunky bracelet (in the same vein as the Hermes CDC bracelet or for J's smaller budget, a Tory Burch bracelet).
I won't even ask her to change up herboringmake up.
Girlfriend needs a major makeover. "said with love"
And she cannot even fasten her coat properly when 'modelling'.....
Mummy LaLa.....could you teach baby Josephine how to do up her coat properly???????
Ahahahahahahaha...Cha Cha is now flogging some Vanish product called Miracle for Cottons.......QVC here he comes
PSA..... please note, anyone with a delicate disposition....ChaCha takes his top off and shows us his little pot belly....euchhh!!!!!
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Yes and she hangs them in cheap hangers not even the non slips ones that have the added shaving to protect clothes
I think she wrote that herself. Or her mum. There is no "actually" in it, so it wasn't Char.
Someone whose skull has had a major crush.
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What a another case of wasting moneyJosie: I don't wear black, blah, blah, blah...
Sweaty Betty: Releases Halle Berry designed workout gear in black.
Josie: I do wear black when I work out, blah, blah, blah... [bloody hell, I'm not gonna miss out on this affiliate]
Also Josie: Everything is linked below my dahlings. (tells us several times)
Josie bank account: Cheers loudly!
she has a home gym and a Pelaton how many leggings and sports bra does one need? Maybe she could take the zillions of dollars and donate it to a woman's shelter! But, not self centered Joao there's not a bit of humanity in her soul and I just can't understand how her " followers " don't get that ! She burns through money of luxury and lives a life that is all about her. Spoiled bratAnd to
Just to add to the above. I have mentioned before but at 30 she may be able to consume alcohol and an abundance of high calorie food as she works out, but, as someone else said, with her constant travel and restaurant eating she is going to put on the weight. When her metabolism slows and she ages she will get huge, she won't be able to handle this lifestyle without consequences and I couldn't be happier.
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Throwback pics of Josie at age 21. Here CharChar took her and Lala on a surprise trip to Rome for her 21st birthday.I find just the way Josie curls her hair ages her by 10 years. Add on another 5-10 years for thecurtaindresses. Fashion influencer she is not.
I would love to see her with stick-straight hair, v-neck white T-shirt, ankle grazer slim jeans and cute sandals / sneakers / espadrilles (shock horror !!!). A casual look. Or add a Balmain-style blazer (Black, properly fitted). Just to convince us she is 29 years old.
I think J would look great, thoughsnottysnooty Chaz may not approve.
Maybe add some tasteful jewellery.
Dump all the itty-bitty pieces of junk she dons all the time. Maybe 1 chunky bracelet (in the same vein as the Hermes CDC bracelet or for J's smaller budget, a Tory Burch bracelet).
I won't even ask her to change up herboringmake up.
Girlfriend needs a major makeover. "said with love"
Below is our current day milady, queen of smug and "style icon".
The gram wasn't very helpful with her style or personality, only her bank account...
She seemed less contrived at 21.
If Balmain called tomorrow with a black blazer, I think she would ditch the whole country style thing and Karen Millen too, my dahlings.
She'll do a 180 and black will be her fave... if only they offered an affiliate link...
Swipe up for Balmain, dahlings!
Oof, something utterly catastrophic would have to happen at Balmain for Olivier Rousteing to call on Josie to "influence"...
I shudder at the thought!
She’s been with him for about 10 years ???? …what is the attraction??!! Personality? Kindness? Humour?
Oh and Lala went too?… is Chav LalA’s love interest and Joho borrows him for the gram?
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