RECAP (if I've missed anything, please let me know):
1. Most recently she has jumped on the Smith-Rock slap gate incident by claiming she has alopecia. Irum has alluded to this in the past by claiming that she had a delayed stress response to her mother's death (may her memory be a blessing), whereby Irum saw her eyelashes and hair begin to fall out. More on this can be found in the Wiki (the pink button).
2. Irum has been travelling. She went to Dubai and all she did was take photos, thirst traps and pre-recorded a ton of videos from her balcony.
She also took a holiday to visit family and her 'fans' in Canada. She went to a Raptors game and claimed that Nav Bhatia (Raptors super fan) let her wear his rings. Irum saw a skyscraper and thought she was in New York (because...well it's all the same thing right?). She constantly complained about the 'freezing' sub-zero temperature while wearing skimpy bodycon or backless dresses, sheer tights (or stockings), jeans with holes in them and thin tops, dined at Tim Hortons and raved about their cream cheese bagel. She also frequented a nightclub and kindly informed everyone that she was only there to drink water, because she is a practising Sikh who uses the Evil Eye symbol and taps her head whenever she mentions her family - or anything at all! (We know: it doesn't really make sense to us either).
3. Irum has consistently - and regularly - been addressing these threads and Tattlers through a series of passive-aggressive Instagram Stories. She believes that anyone who says anything against her is a 'hater' and claims that they are 'jealous' of her - much to the amusement of every single person on planet Earth and neighbouring star systems.
4. She is still unable to colour match her foundation and make-up to her actual skin tone, continues to photoshop and edit her photos to the point where she looks like a completely different person (if she were on a list of Missing Persons, it is highly improbable that the authorities would be able to actually find her, let alone recognise her). She is still continuing to distort her body (and dislocate her pelvis) by pretending she has a full, voluptuous Jessica-Rabbit-style body, while body shaming bigger women. However, her PT (Body By Ekam) pours cold water all over these 'sultry' images by showing that Irum has a lean and athletic body shape on her own Instagram profile and Stories.
5. We have extremely strong reasons to believe that she sends messages to herself on Instagram, claiming that they are from followers, relatives and adoring fans. This is because all the messages use the same language, sentence structure, tone of voice and grammatical errors as Irum does whenever she writes or tries to write. The great irony of this is that Irum likes to remind us all of her proudest achievement to date: receiving an A* in GCSE English over a decade ago.
6. She tried to try launch Mother Figures Day in lieu of Mother's Day. This is because Irum believes that Mother's Day excludes people like herself, who sadly grew up without their mother. Her attempted initiative has gone down like a lead balloon: she has been at the receiving end of ridicule here (and in her comments section; before she deletes them) because everyone knows that Mother's Day now recognises all types of mother figures, with major brands asking consumers if they want to receive Mother's Day marketing emails or not. We now have strong reason to believe that Irum is also lying about the date of her mother's sad passing, as she claims that her funeral took place on Mother's Day. However, the date for Mother's Day changes every year, and in the year that her mother passed away, her funeral appears to have taken place
*5 days before* Mother's Day, if it followed Islamic funeral rites. But Irum continues to play the world's smallest violin and uses her mother's tragic death as a way to sell more oil and a line of rather ugly-looking tote bags.
7. Irum still has not launched her ground-breaking hair shampoo and conditioner. She believes that it will 'innovate' the hair-washing experience. Her hair oil remains to be untested, has no clinical trials or endorsements from major labs to prove its efficacy. However, it did win a Z-list prize from an unknown, Instagram-fuelled hair product competition where one has to pay to have their product be judged. Irum's sights are now set on having her 'entrepreneur journey' and disastrous hair oil being featured by the likes of Forbes and longs for it to be stocked in Harrods or Selfridges. She is now holding monthly promotions to try and shift her oil.
8. Irum's continued self-hatred and shame of her ethnicity continues. She takes great pride in telling everyone that her grandmother (quelle surprise: there was a woman around when she was growing up) wears English/Western clothing, speaks 'very good' English and that her dad is a 'cool dad; not a regular dad' because he is young (he's just turned 50: bless). Irum also does not know the difference between being 1st generation, 2nd generation or a third culture kid: despite being the child of British-born south Asians. This mindset, coupled with her conscious choice to use lighter foundation and make-up products, fuels Irum's dislike of looking like a south Asian woman or having anything to do with it as a culture and an ethnic background (in the past she has lied about being part Afghan, Iranian and even Brazilian).
9. She regularly sells nearly all of her gifts (some even from her 'friends') and PR items on Depop under aliases. Her most recent username was jas_smiles (be careful: she even blocks people there).
10. Her engagement is dropping. In order to boost her ratings, she now takes photos of her feet, posts thirst traps and does anything and everything to try and be relevant (please see point 1). Irum constantly seeks validation from men and as such creates content catered for the male gaze (in a hyper sexualised manner that undermines her as an empowered businesswoman). The male gaze is a concept in Feminist theory where women in every arena of life are presented as sexual objects for the pleasure of cisgender, heterosexual men.
11. She parties with her dentist.
12. Irum has been given the affectionate nickname of 'Voldi' by her former employees Harneet and Kavita, who have since been thriving and flourishing without her.
13. Irum revealed her admiration for Georgina (Ronaldo's wife) and was delighted to see that they shared the same star sign.
14. Irum held a closed-Zoom call where she tried to try talk about child bereavement. It went as well as was to be expected. A wonderful synopsis of the call can be read here:
https://tattle.life/threads/erim-ka...irl-vibes-all-i-do-is-tell-lies.27006/page-34 (by
@harm124 )
15. Irum 'treated' her dad on his 50th birthday with a ton of free and gifted items - after all no one likes free stuff more than rich people
16. Irum went to LSE to 'inspire the next generation of female entrepreneurs' with her story and business journey.
Finally. It is a well-known fact that Irum is a compulsive liar. She has told so many that it's hard to keep track of, but here's a section on her most recent tall tales from the last thread!
Irum: liar, liar, pants on fire with hair that looks dire:
(a) Claims to have been 'born hairless' (despite there being substantial evidence that she has had laser hair removal surgery).
(b) Claims to have come from a poor and destitute background, with a period in her life where she was a 'squatter.'
(c) Claims to have only been able to wear one or two Punjabi outfits, due to alleged poverty, when Tattlers (some of whom know her personally) have debunked these lies and said that her father (who has considerable wealth) went above and beyond to make sure that Princess Irum never went without.
(d) Continuing her claim of growing up without *any* women or motherly figures in her life - in spite of her accidentally revealing her godmother and grandmother in photographs.
(e) Claims to have funded her business through tips she alleges to have earned while working in bars and nightclubs, when many Tattlers (and even her financial records) indicate that it is highly likely that her father financially helped her. There's nothing wrong with this: but Irum likes to suggest that she comes from a very poor economic background, when she is not.
(f) Claims to have not had any surgery or cosmetic enhancement (or filler), however her lips, chin, jawline, nose bridge and hairline tell a very different tale!
(g) Claims to keep her kesh (a core component in Sikhism, where followers do not cut their hair for religious reasons), but posted an Instagram Story of her holding her hair and wrote that 'it needs a trim.'
(h) Claims to be a girls' girl - when the truth is that none of her content or presence or mannerisms indicate this. She is notorious for body shaming women, bullying women, belittling/humiliating other women and does not congratulate women (particularly if they are of south Asian descent) on monumental achievements. The evidence for this was her delayed response to Harnaz Kaur Sandhu (Miss Universe 2021), trying to copy Neelam Gill who had been featured in a list of prominent achievers from the Sikh community and not showing any support to Harpreet Kaur (winner of The Apprentice 2022 and first Punjabi-Sikh woman to win it).
(i) Claims to speak (or not) Punjabi. This keeps changing, depending on how Irum feels, but so far we have only seen video evidence of her encouraging her 'fans' to say swear words and make derogatory statements in this language.
(j) Claims to be running a 6-figure business, but this also changes depending on her mood, to being a 7-figure business. The only people who would know the true value of her business are probably her father and accountant! Irum has made a profit, but is it as big as she claims? The plot thickens...
(k) Claims to have alopecia, as well as dandruff.
(l) Claims to have been constantly asked to appear on Love Island as a contestant.
(m) Claims to be modest/dress in a modest manner, but posts thirst traps like there's no tomorrow, in an attempt to boost engagement.
[n] Claims to have gotten a troll arrested and sent to prison - she further claims to have filed a police report against these threads. It's now been over one year since she made this allegation.
she posts the most pointless content. I really wanna know what world she lives in? 
