Enjoying Being Emma #2 Headaches every single day, James don’t mess up that tuff tray

[WhatABore]

Thanks to @Justheretolurk for the thread title suggestion with the most votes

I'm very boring with recaps but here's a recap of the last thread.

She's dull, her posts are dull, she controls everything her son does, he isn't allowed to play by himself, she hates her job, she doesn't appear to like her husband, or having a child.

She' s a Claas wife thought I better include that part as it seems such a big thing to her

She eats pizza and massive meals and then starves herself so she gains a stone one week and loses the next.

She won't spend money on her son for a toy but will spend 7 times that amount on bath bombs and chocolate for herself.

 

[justwondering]

I thought I would search #claaswife on insta this morning and she is the only person to have ever used that hashtag

 

[WhatABore]

I thought I would search #claaswife on insta this morning and she is the only person to have ever used that hashtag

Same as the
#MydaddyworksforClaas

I've just looked and she even put it on her wedding anniversary post

 

[Karliz]

Has she had those pumpkin muffins in the freezer since last Halloween?

 

[Doingitforthegram]

I think i might start hashtagging my posts #accountantswife to see if it gets me more likes

 

[HeyLetsGo]

What the hell is claas!?

 

[WhatABore]

What the hell is claas!?

They make farm machinery. Like John Deer ect

 

[Justheretolurk]

I still can’t understand why Claas have made a balance bike?! And why Emma thinks #claas of any description is instagramable...unless she’s now in some kind of deal with them and/or hoping to get one by hashtagging them?

 

[HeyLetsGo]

They make farm machinery. Like John Deer ect

So her husband is a farmer... or a combine harvester?

 

[WhatABore]

So her husband is a farmer... or a combine harvester?

No, he just works for the company that makes the machinery.
I presume office job or sales of some kind.
I don't get the big thing at all

 

[GossBoss]

No, he just works for the company that makes the machinery.
I presume office job or sales of some kind.
I don't get the big thing at all

She doesn't really have anything else to focus on

 

[WhatABore]

Who takes bland pasta and stuffing balls for a picnic

 

[swipe_up]

Who takes bland pasta and stuffing balls for a picnic

Even her picnics are boring
What is wrong with her

 

[WhatABore]

She's got to read here. All she talks about at the minute is how she loves her son.

 

[Justheretolurk]

She's got to read here. All she talks about at the minute is how she loves her son.

I have absolutely no doubt that she does. She’s done a complete turnaround on the way she speaks about him. It feels so fake!

 

[Mylifeinsquares]

I have absolutely no doubt that she does. She’s done a complete turnaround on the way she speaks about him. It feels so fake!

Yes but she still doesn’t seem to be able to talk about how much she loves him without bleeping moaning about how hard her life is! Her posts drain the life out of me

 

[Karliz]

I've just caught up on last night's dinner post, describing herself as a piglet because she had two chicken breasts for her tea but spends a fortune on endless chocolate treats and as long as she's within target or syns she eats it totally disordered eating.

 

[WhatABore]

I've just caught up on last night's dinner post, describing herself as a piglet because she had two chicken breasts for her tea but spends a fortune on endless chocolate treats and as long as she's within target or syns she eats it totally disordered eating.

A piglet? That's a normal meal

 

[Maxine1974]

And tonight “she needed” that brownie after the day she’d had

 

[WhatABore]

And tonight “she needed” that brownie after the day she’d had

Last night she said she wasn't hungry for dinner because she ate a brownie and a half. Well I'm sure you wouldn't be. They're quite big brownies I'm sure you'd tell James no when he's older if he asks for something right before dinner haha