Emmylou MacCarthy #15 Conjunctivitis, gingivitis, dermatitis & Cheezelitis

[Broken Veneers]

Thanks @Michy02

While we’re still in disbelief that @gemmagucci caught our Mumma in the wild, clutching a cheezels box and photographed her without her consent, today’s thread finds us contemplating Mumma’s conjunctivitis. We’ve added it to the long list of virus/fungii nfections that have bedevilled our girl as the scratching and itching of all parts continues with not a thought of cross infection.

We’ve postponed a meeting so EmmyLou could purchase sheets for The Children and then trotted home to put them straight on the #spon beds as washing machines seems to be a dirty word. We saw stories of The Children’s bedrooms, ensuring that every part of their lives is now online. Apparently EmmyLou was then going to take The Children to their after-school activities and dinner and bed by 8:30pm but by 7:00pm we found our girl at the opening of the Melbourne Food and Wine Festival.

We’ve experienced the miracles of Vitamin IV infusion as the next day our mumma woke up with a tan as she sported a gorgush shorty knit twin set while she lured Above back to her house for breakfast at the market. Maybe it was the technique of the nurse who strangely had a 4 fingered latex glove at her disposal.

And here at the South Melbourne market for breakfast before school is where the seismic change occurred. Filming The Children is now allowed. Once again we saw The Children with half-assed attempts to cover their faces and school uniform logos at one point. EmmyLou took the Alove flirting up a notch and called it all a 7 year bitch 7 year itch. He’ll be back apparently for the EmmyLou love jar that’s probably more like a cesspool right now.

Saturday bought us EmmyLou working her magic at the Melbourne Food and Wine Festival, gathering all her cooking skills to stand behind a grazing platter SueLynn had prepared earlier. ALove helpfully bought in her $3.00 cookbook to add to the confusion.

Was it just Saturday evening that EmmyLou literally attended Adrian Richardson’s Suckling Pig extravaganza? Words were not needed about her attendance at this particular event until EmmyLou snuck in a sneaky chat in the kitchen with Adrian about pork and the chemistry was so intense we could smell bacon.

Sunday brought us ALove and The Children back in EmmyLou’s home and the constant filming of them continued. Today’s stories gave us the revolutionary information that tonight is indeed rubbish bin night and you can eat a 700 calorie meal salad bowl in the middle of the street.

We highly anticipate tomorrow - Tuesday. It is, indeed, Warehouse Tuesday.

 

[spudlou]

Hey everyone, long time snarker but first time poster. I actually used to like following ol’ Lou before all the grifting and seeing through her fakeness. Still follow but it’s more of a “how can this turn even worse”. Do feel bad for her kids.

I had to post this. My partner is at the Basketball tonight -always said that Emmylou annoyed him (even when I liked her) and can recognise her voice/face. He just sent me this

 

[suelynqueen]

Ideas for the next thread title? As soon as she pops on later this morning to brag about her date, we’re going to need a new thread

I’ve lost all sense of humour thanks to her basketball antics so my suggestion is simply “Emmylou MacCarthy 16: fuck off”.

 

[CEOManagingDirectorAuthor]

EL referring to herself as “Mumma” is like me referring to myself as a “plumber”. I fixed a bathroom pipe once. I hated it. And I haven’t done it again since.

 

[Michy02]

Where is the lie?!

 

[SnarkyTart]

Absolutely. I wonder what is going through the minds of ‘the children’, knowing your mother has abandoned you, that shit is going to stay with them forever. It is heartbreaking that their lives have been ruined by the person who should be loving, nurturing, guiding and protecting them.

I agree with everything you said. She's the kind of selfish, manipulative narc though who will turn it all back around on them - "yeah I wasn't farken around 'cos someone had to pay for the bball seats and the farken trip to Airlie Beach." Child of a narc, still dealing with the effects at almost 40. I channel my rage into snarking on EL ☻

And why a full suitcase for a fifo trip? What’s wrong with wearing a comfy stylish outfit and just going in and out in that? Just so awkward.

The Camilla outfit would have been plenty comfy on the plane. Did she run into a toilet to get changed afterwards? What was in the suitcase if her dress was in the camilla bag? Why doesn’t she change her clothes this often at home? So many questions . I’m assuming Leah got the free flight to go film her.

Because she's the ultimate showboater. Everything is a performance. She's that passenger who walks noisily down the aisle of the plane, bumping everybody and holding her garment bag up in the air as if she's carrying Jesus's shroud. Then once seated she has to call the flight attendant and loudly ask them to hang said garment bag because she's going to an event. She's probably jabbering away on her phone throughout the flight because she needs people to know she's famous and Meeting With Colgates. On the 90 minute flight she probably calls the attendants over at least twice, just to flex. I wouldn't even put it past her to "accidentally drop" a copy of her book so that whoever she is seated next to sees that she is a Famous Author. Every single thing she does is performed with the sole intention of attracting as much attention as possible. What an exhausting turd she is.

 

[CEOManagingDirectorAuthor]

 

[Sponfused]

Does she think wandering the streets of Sydney with a suitcase late at night is impressive? What are you doing with your life? You should be at home with your kids. No other influencer her age with a young family is trying this hard. Hope it’s worth it.

 

[Listerfiend]

So after attending sustainability awards

I’m so confused, she attends sustainability awards after flying up to Sydney for A FEW HOURS to attend an event that from what I’ve seen was pointless attending and then flys back the same night. Not sure how environmentally friendly or sustainable that is!

 

[SnarkyTart]

She looks like a walking fashion crime scene that's been doused in luminol tonight

 

[SnarkyTart]

*knocks on cockpit door* Heyyy guys I'm Emmylou from Emmylou Loves *giggle* and I'm on my way to the Colgates party. I'm actually a ya know champion skydiver so just let me out over the city, I've got an Uber waiting to catch me, is that okay? Awwww you guys are so bewdiful *scrunch face*

 

[Emmy-Loo Loveless]

‘A lot of you have been asking how I lost 16kg. Well it started with my $20,000 secret elective liposuction and tummy tuck when elective surgery was canceled during lock down, then I started double dosing Duromine, I walk 6hrs a day because I never see The Children and don’t have anything else in my life and I also binge and purge. Simple really. Anyone with disposable income despite not working and a shit parenting ethic can do it.’

‘Oh and I ate some salad on wraps too, remember the 5 times I showed you that. They cancel out the party bag of cheezels and other empty calories I pour down my throat every day’

 

[SnarkyTart]

If she does have a drinking problem, my heart goes out to ALove and the kids. If this issue is triggering for any of our Tattlers I apologise. Here are some good resources if anyone needs them:

SMART Recovery Australia | Evidence-Based Addiction Recovery

SMART Recovery offers evidence-based addiction recovery programs to help individuals overcome substance dependencies. Join our free meetings today.

smartrecoveryaustralia.com.au

The Alcohol and Drug Foundation - Alcohol and Drug Foundation

The Alcohol and Drug Foundation (ADF) is Australia’s leading organisation committed to preventing and minimising the harm caused by alcohol and other drugs.

adf.org.au

DrinkWise.

DrinkWise - committed to shaping a healthier and safer drinking culture in Australia.

drinkwise.org.au

Al-Anon Family Groups Australia | Remember: You are not alone and there is always hope.

www.al-anon.org.au

SITC | Home

Welcome to Sober in the Country. We're a grassroots NFP going upstream and changing the narrative around booze in the bush. We're teaching our mates it's #OK2SAYNO and supporting those who choose to say 'no thanks' or 'not today'.

www.soberinthecountry.org

 

[SnarkyTart]

Yeah, Nardz does look older but I think she always has (no judgement, some people look younger, some look older - just the way the cookie crumbles). I think she's stunning when she smiles, just radiates.

She's also had a bit on her plate in recent times*

*couldn't let a post about her get by without a bit of a cheap shot

 

[SnarkyTart]

POV: "Mama needs her vegan sausage when we get home."

 

[ActiveLies]

I feel so goddamn sorry for her kids.

My mum worked a heap when I was growing up. Often interstate, overseas; missing things that I desperately wished she could've attended. But I also know that she moved heaven and earth, in the capacity she could, to be there as much as possible. Catching redeyes home, leaving conferences during the final speaker to get on a plane and be back home before bedtime. I can hand on heart say that despite her frequent and sometimes long absences, she did everything in her power to be present when she could, and that I know all of it was for mine and my siblings' own benefit because I know she was always her own last priority (something I'm trying to correct in my adulthood). I cannot fathom how hurt those children will grow up being knowing that during the time they were at school she was off swimming, getting pampered and attending to her own personal fulfilment, while then running out the door at every chance out of school hours. She essentially works her own hours, chooses the brand deals she accepts, films the content she commits to whenever the hell she wants, so how on earth is it that she cannot manage to attend events during the day when the kids are at school, and then be around after school. I don't care too much for Bec Judd but I do note that the vast majority of pointless events she hosts and attends are in the middle of the day when her kids are at school which allows her to then be a present mother to them when they're at home. Plenty of influencer mothers manage that kind of working during work ours and home with kids outside of that really, really easily. Why can't this oaf?

 

[gemmagucci]

Our teletubby out in Albert Park Village. She really is very short as short as she is wide. Quiet self aware of her self and arrogant face. Guess the giggling masks’ the arrogance. Or maybe its just her modelling face she pulls.

FYI: there is noice , noice purple fur jacket coming girls. She looked like the purple teletubby.

 

[SnarkyTart]

We have to be careful, or she'll try to claim @gemmagucci is a "stalker" but we know deep down she's loving the attention. It's the closest she'll ever get to being papped

Reposting, just because!

 

[Michy02]

Emmylou MacCarthy #15: Conjunctivitis, gingivitis, dermatitis and Cheezelitis

congratulations @CEOManagingDirectorAuthor !!

 

[Whiskers1]

I know others have said it, but can she please stop the walking off into the sunset shit?!
Emmy, you're not on TV, you've got some poor person holding your iPhone filming you.
It sort of loses its appeal when you turn back to say thank you and we know you have to go and grab your phone.....