Emmylou Loves #70 Munted minge, back arse cringe, right nork hanging, front door still bangin‘

[itsspelleddivinenotdevine]

Welcome to thread #70 and congrats to @FeelsLikeBudder for the name of our new thread. Your prize of an ugly striped green pyjama shirt, a voucher for modelling lessons from Amylou herself on the zebra crossing outside Dumbass and Fuckwit, and a plate of steak and salmon stolen from Amylou’s children, will be left on the nature strip outside Amy’s house for you to collect.

Who’s up to recap?? @Super Cute? Maybe when you get home from your Argentinian Peruvian date night in your plastic dress??

 

[FeelsLikeBudder]

Well, what an honour I never expected to ever win. I hope Uncle Joe isn’t too upset you’ve given me his PJ’s which I’ll be sure to model on a busy zebra crossing all the while eye bleeping my phone. And a surf and turf dinner on the actual turf. It’s fresh, it’s a vibe what a time to be….high.
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Peruvian dinner with an unamed guest. Is this the start of Babegate2?

 

[itsspelleddivinenotdevine]

And she’s live!

 

[Super Cute]

Welcome to thread #70 and congrats to @FeelsLikeBudder for the name of our new thread. Your prize of an ugly striped green pyjama shirt, a voucher for modelling lessons from Amylou herself on the zebra crossing outside Dumbass and Fuckwit, and a plate of steak and salmon stolen from Amylou’s children, will be left on the nature strip outside Amy’s house for you to collect.

Who’s up to recap?? @Super Cute? Maybe when you get home from your Argentinian Peruvian date night in your plastic dress??

Much like AmyLou being late for her swimming race and the theatre, I was too slow for my thread suggestion

I’m too farken tired after my day to do a Recrap Fezzas! I’ve been @MaddogBusy:

-giving modelling lessons on the school crossing next to the local Noodle Canteen

-getting my flaps waxed and box scratched in readiness for my crusty Camilla’s walk down aisle 3 at my local Woollies

-dryhumping the tumbling mats in the back shed to get ready for my night of Arabian dancing

 

[itsspelleddivinenotdevine]

Much like AmyLou being late for her swimming race and the theatre, I was too slow for my thread suggestion
View attachment 1948687I’m too farken tired after my day to do a Recrap Fezzas! I’ve been @MaddogBusy:

-giving modelling lessons on the school crossing next to the local Noodle Canteen

-getting my flaps waxed and box scratched in readiness for my crusty Camilla’s walk down aisle 3 at my local Woollies

-dryhumping the tumbling mats in the back shed to get ready for my night of Arabian dancing

And hanging out in the AL live comments

 

[AMY$]

Nothing on Facey today Fezzas Im missing out.....

 

[OhMyLou]

Finally caught up I’m at the hairdresser forgot to back my dinner and am so amused by all the fezzas’ on her live

I must admit her tops look nice and photograph well but the quality will be like all the other stuff they are trying to flog at Spencer Outlet. Surely even her tribe isn’t dumb enough to pay those prices those little wallets are a ripoff I paid $18 for a leather one for little Miss to take to school

 

[Broken_vase]

She’s live Fezza’s!

 

[Super Cute]

Nothing on Facey today Fezzas Im missing out.....

You ain’t missin much….yo @Michy02 where you at gurl

 

[CropTops'R'Us]

So many of you commenting on the live ....HILARIOUS

 

[Oops I did it again]

Welcome to thread #70 and congrats to @FeelsLikeBudder for the name of our new thread. Your prize of an ugly striped green pyjama shirt, a voucher for modelling lessons from Amylou herself on the zebra crossing outside Dumbass and Fuckwit, and a plate of steak and salmon stolen from Amylou’s children, will be left on the nature strip outside Amy’s house for you to collect.

Who’s up to recap?? @Super Cute? Maybe when you get home from your Argentinian Peruvian date night in your plastic dress??

Thanks @itsspelleddivinenotdevine and @Feelliksbudder on collaborating on the new thread, like a AmyLou collaborating with an ill fitting dress line.

 

[exflighty]

I love how her eyes are flickering over all the comments and you can see her facial expression change ever so slightly as she literally thinks “nope not answering that one, or that one, or that one”

she’s such a head

 

[Beige Mama]

Super cute! Made my day lol

 

[notgifted]

That’s the main thing I hate about being blocked by AMYLOU is being cock blocked from lives.

 

[massive eye roll]

So many of you commenting on the live ....HILARIOUS

This is hilarious!!!

 

[Broken_vase]

Super cute! Made my day lol

Supercute, we salute you !

 

[Beige Mama]

What is the point of this! Why did she show us her bra! Who finds this interesting?

 

[makeitstop]

Poor S it does not even enter her mind that his mates could be watching.

 

[yoyomumma]

Fezzas, I have so much to catch up on but have quickly jumped on to say
On her live, In the dressing gown, she’s giving me massive Tanya McQuoid (white lotus) vibes.
Please tell me I am not alone

 

[vikingjan]

Why did the live end so abruptly.