Emmylou Loves #65 Duromine or too much wine? Downward spiral will go viral, $900 dress won't fix the mess

[itsspelleddivinenotdevine]

Welcome to thread #65 for Emmylou Loves, one word, no hyphen, no capital L, no taste in fashion, no children who like her, no showers, no hygiene standards, no washing her clothes, no man, and no patience for Fezzas.

Thanks for the amazing thread title @MostSegsualNarc! I had to slightly edit it to fit it all in. You win a shopping spree and personal styling session with EL at Filly’s Stable, a Dinnerly x Emmylou Loves box and a pink g string 3 sizes too small. You’re welcome!

I apologise for what you’re about to watch, but how the duck could she think this is an appropriate skirt to wear out of the house when it is falling low enough to see her butt crack

 

[liveandletlive852]

I saw Alove and the kids yesterday. We were having lunch at the same place. Kids were quiet. I’m not sure what prompted it but I’m sure I heard him say, ‘Mum has to work.’ We weren’t right beside them so I could have been mistaken. I nearly laughed out loud.

 

[Hellojanuary]

I don’t understand how if you thought you had 119000 followers, you’d be amazed if 1200 tuned into a live. If I invited 119000 people to an event and 1200 turned up, I’d consider it a fail. That seems like a really small percentage. Unless you knew a sizeable portion of your followers were purchased bots?

 

[YankeeRoo]

Busy morning over on the Facebook front! , Mumma has been deleting , and "Top Fans" are over there defending

 

[Icantlookaway]

Love the thread title @MostSegsualNarc and thanks for the new thread @itsspelleddivinenotdevine

Happy Hump Day fezzas. Let the bull continue...

 

[Super Cute]

I can work on a Recrap if nobody else wants to?

 

[EmmysUnusedHairbrush]

Fezzas asking about hair brushes, if she has a favourite had me cackling

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Other than her bra being on show, I actually think the tennis outfit looks nice

 

[Flourish&Fulfilled]

Other than her bra being on show, I actually think the tennis outfit looks nice

Just came here to say the same! It’s appropriate for the occasion and actually looks nice on her Much nicer than what Sophie Cachia wore

 

[MostSegsualNarc]

Other than her bra being on show, I actually think the tennis outfit looks nice

I liked it when she showed it on the live last night.

Much more appropriate tennis attire than Scummy 1st Lesbian CEO's abysmal effort 2 days ago. You know you're getting it very bleeping wrong when EmmyLoo is putting you to shame in the farshion stakes

 

[finelines]

Other than her bra being on show, I actually think the tennis outfit looks nice

Agree. The play suit is from Chic and is flattering to her body shape.

 

[Black.bird]

I saw Alove and the kids yesterday. We were having lunch at the same place. Kids were quiet. I’m not sure what prompted it but I’m sure I heard him say, ‘Mum has to work.’ We weren’t right beside them so I could have been mistaken. I nearly laughed out loud.

Please keep us informed of any new sightings!

 

[hotpussy]

Tennis outfit is pretty boring but inoffensive at least.. you don’t have to wear white as a guest lol! I picked it she woul wear a little white tennis outfit! Just a side question to those that are in the biz.. if she’s “.invited” does she earn an appearance fee , ie paid or just a freebie seat? Can’t put food on the table with just going to events…

 

[Pollie]

The outfit looks great, proves she can dress really well when needed. That said, another new outfit. She also sounded weird on stories.

 

[YankeeRoo]

Yo Fezzas! Ya kids having dental work??? Feed them a Mexi Bake!! She is off the tap with um Hayfever AKA bawling at all the "trolls" giving her home truths!! But hey! Yo Mumma is TENNESSEE ready!!!

 

[TrainwreckinTulla]

Oh I see we are putting on our cutesy, professional voice this morning? It annoys me more than her normal voice because it's so damn fake!

 

[SaraSea]

Hayfever? I call BS, and what's with the voice this morning? She's trying to train herself to not be a screaming banshee.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Tennis outfit is pretty boring but inoffensive at least.. you don’t have to wear white as a guest lol! I picked it she woul wear a little white tennis outfit! Just a side question to those that are in the biz.. if she’s “.invited” does she earn an appearance fee , ie paid or just a freebie seat? Can’t put food on the table with just going to events…

I think she’s probably being paid an appearance fee and she’ll man a stall for a few hours or record a few stories for CW or something.

 

[YankeeRoo]

Give up the Oh i'm so HAPPY BS EL!!! You are about to become undone... ur eyes tell the true story. No amount of Filthy Stable and $10 Spelt Cafe toasts can fix you! - Truth is- Your Poor innocent kiddos are suffering, Aaron is only around because he knows you are unhinged, and your family pets are even feeling the wrath of you!! By not even taking the time , effort to get them a haircut.... But look at you! Miss Bedazzled Orca!! Thats all that takes pride and place in EL's twisted world! You are a SELFISH witch EmmyLou, and Karma has a way of serving up some well deserved just desserts, don't get too excited thou at the word desserts.... it won't be tasty! Pull ur fckn boof head in, get YOUR kids sorted for back to school! Get ur dogs booked in for a groom, Sit the hell down and fkn get a clue!!!!

 

[Ill fitting culottes]

As this year's tennis rolls around, I feel like I need to rename myself ill fitting playsuit shorts.

Kudos to her for going with white again, just spewing we don't have the same polo from last year.