EmmyLou Loves #142 Sirrums, Gstrings & flaps galore, but will her bogan buyers come back for more?

[somanyteeth]

Congrats @Bishma
You win a giant canvas of emmys lopsided labia.

I dont think we've gone through a thread quite so quickly in quite a while. Looking forward to what this one brings

 

[kay_gurl]

She's live!

 

[notgifted]

Emmylou gifting Amber a pack explains why I was blocked after her live, stupid bunch of fuckwits.
Hope the trolls give it to her on her live.

 

[Chickinabiz]

So who knew she worked at Fitness First back in the day? Another checkbox ticked on the EL CV. Also grifting for a Lite n Easy partnership the grub

 

[Director of Mugs]

She's live!

I just caught the end when she was signing off in her pink bra.

Oh of course Emmylou’s biggest defender was sent a pack

I haven’t seen any of the actual beauty influencers I follow post about it. What happened to Claire Bridgett?

Claire hasn't mentioned it at all on her socials. I don't think it fits with her aesthetics.

 

[kay_gurl]

She also mentioned working in a pharmacy in WA when she was about 22/20 years ago... just gotta let the fezzas know hey Amylou

 

[Mslane]

Know one cares that you have tried a million̈ careers and failed. Find one and learn how to do it properly.

 

[notgifted]

Know one cares that you have tried a million̈ careers and failed. Find one and learn how to do it properly.

Or that she’s dialed in every thing she’s ever tried. Time to give up & get a proper 9-5

 

[RojoCaliente]

I feel like EL telling people to do the seven steps but also don't do the seven steps if you don't want to or do the glass mask every week or every second week or every second day if you want to and just use whatever you want when you want is SUPER CONFUSING.
Is it seven steps or is it a bunch of random products?
Apart from that I am simultanously overwhelmed by her giant sized expensive and wasteful self promotion at her 'activation' but also completely bored by her and yet another badly executed money grab.
I think Amy has jumped the shark for me. It may have been the labia show that pushed me over the edge, I mean there is only so much we can take.

 

[CouldSizeDown]

I feel like EL telling people to do the seven steps but also don't do the seven steps if you don't want to or do the glass mask every week or every second week or every second day if you want to and just use whatever you want when you want is SUPER CONFUSING.
Is it seven steps or is it a bunch of random products?
Apart from that I am simultanously overwhelmed by her giant sized expensive and wasteful self promotion at her 'activation' but also completely bored by her and yet another badly executed money grab.
I think Amy has jumped the shark for me. It may have been the labia show that pushed me over the edge, I mean there is only so much we can take.

Why is everything an “activation” these days?? It has to be one of the most ridiculous terms I’ve ever come across…

 

[Butt3rfly]

Dammit why doesn't she go live on FB too??!?!?!

 

[Director of Mugs]

She also mentioned working in a pharmacy in WA when she was about 22/20 years ago... just gotta let the fezzas know hey Amylou

List of Emmy's jobs

Chicken shop
Fish and chip shop
Beauty school (I know not a job, job)
Pharmacy
Sky diver
I think she or SL worked at a gym
Brazilian waxer in Geelong/Melbourne
Helene Abicair as a "teacher"
Gorman
Various stalls at South Melbourne Market
She was also setting up grazing tables
Social Dot Com
Emmylou Loves

I've probably forgotten something.

 

[Bindi]

I'm not sure if this has been mentioned, but why would CW have their logo on StVag stationery? I have never seen a brand do this before.
I understand that its available exclusively through them but i think it may be a joint colab and CW have possibly financed/arranged the whole operation and BusinessLou is just the pretty face of it?

 

[Scaredweirdlittleguy]

I'm not sure if this has been mentioned, but why would CW have their logo on StVag stationery? I have never seen a brand do this before.
I understand that its available exclusively through them but i think it may be a joint colab and CW have possibly financed/arranged the whole operation and BusinessLou is just the pretty face of it?
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It’s all a bit stinky. It might not mean anything but the way it’s been signed off has chemist warehouse first - to me it makes it seem like the PR is coming from them.

I also think it’s smelling like a chemist warehouse contract for Emmy, the “passion project” part of it is having her big head on posters again. It’s all she’s ever wanted.

I just doubt they’d pick someone with so little reach unless they’re not offering enough money…

 

[notgifted]

None of it makes sense at all to me.
There are successful influencers with far more reach, pull & have more genuine follower than EL does. Why would a Chemist Warehouse bother with her?
Maybe the other people don’t need the help like she does to launch and sell product.

 

[GemmaBish]

I would say that EmmyLouder booked the “Wrocks” package with CW and they have organised the PR boxes at ELs expense. They would have all been sent out from the packing facility.

EL knows she isn’t capable of managing something like that.

 

[RojoCaliente]

None of it makes sense at all to me.
There are successful influencers with far more reach, pull & have more genuine follower than EL does. Why would a Chemist Warehouse bother with her?
Maybe the other people don’t need the help like she does to launch and sell product.

But surely CW would be smart enough to check the branding? Surely they'd have a legal team that would sort that out? The errors are all El for sure. It's perplexing.

 

[Whiskers1]

This is going to be controversial, but I don't think that was a room full of fakes yesterday. Judd & Co literally are that life. Most them wealthy, living in bayside, running reasonably successful businesses, they actually live the aesthetic of what they show online. I very, VERY, loosely know Nadia and what she shows is how she lives, launch lunches and all. We don't have to like it or agree with it but that's how they are.
Many of my friends from Port lived very similar lives, just don't have an insta profile.
The only fake in that room yesterday was our glorious butterball, she looks as out of place at these events as a nun in a brothel.
Well, closely followed by Cachia.
Tulla ain't bayside......

 

[cashedupbogan]

This is going to be controversial, but I don't think that was a room full of fakes yesterday. Judd & Co literally are that life. Most them wealthy, living in bayside, running reasonably successful businesses, they actually live the aesthetic of what they show online. I very, VERY, loosely know Nadia and what she shows is how she lives, launch lunches and all. We don't have to like it or agree with it but that's how they are.
Many of my friends from Port lived very similar lives, just don't have an insta profile.
The only fake in that room yesterday was our glorious butterball, she looks as out of place at these events as a nun in a brothel.
Well, closely followed by Cachia.
Tulla ain't bayside......

I agree that many live the way they show online, nice houses etc, but I interpreted fake as in their personality and showing up online just to look good, I don't think many genuinely like the clothes

 

[Mslane]

List of Emmy's jobs

Chicken shop
Fish and chip shop
Beauty school (I know not a job, job)
Pharmacy
Sky diver
I think she or SL worked at a gym
Brazilian waxer in Geelong/Melbourne
Helene Abicair as a "teacher"
Gorman
Various stalls at South Melbourne Market
She was also setting up grazing tables
Social Dot Com
Emmylou Loves

I've probably forgotten something.

You forgot shearers helper.