Emmylou loves #141 bags made of neopeen, skincare from shein, mumma fixin to tell everyone how the trolls are mean

[somanyteeth]

Well done @YankeeRoo
I dont even know what prize to give you.
Emmy has given the greatest gift to date by launching this new failure.
But congratulations nevertheless.

( i decided to leave the whole screenshot so we start the thread with a bang ).

 

[Ill fitting culottes]

Love, if you double cleanse you done need marcellar water for your vag eyes. Skin care rookie.

 

[Crockjock]

Mad dog busy.

 

[YankeeRoo]

IS IT MESSED UP THAT HER AND P DIDDY RELEASE LUBE THE SAME DAY?!?!?!?


HELPS YOU CLEAN UP REAL NICE??? GIRL QUIT!!

 

[alexisjane]

Apologies if this was covered in the other threads!

 

[YankeeRoo]

Holy crap! Ur right! @alexisjane .... And St Ali is based in Port Melbourne as well?!?!? Is St Ali ALove?!?! I'm so confused, I need a shot of whiskey in my coffee this morning!


LOOKS IDENTICAL!!

 

[alexisjane]

Holy crap! Ur right! @alexisjane .... And St Ali is based in Port Melbourne as well?!?!? Is St Ali ALove?!?! I'm so confused, I need a shot of whiskey in my coffee this morning!


LOOKS IDENTICAL!!





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She follows ST ALi too. I don’t know enough about copyright to know if it applies to branding, but I can see how a Melbournean might get these brands confused!

 

[Butt3rfly]

Filthy duck.

Now a normal person would probably have a bowl of warm to hot water and face washers next to where they were sitting.

But no, Lou has to keep running off to the bathroom to wet her face.

Whose shower she going to use for a proper tutorial???

 

[YankeeRoo]

Lmao!!! She is calling herself out on being a lazy slug, and we aint getting nuffin' pristine here! True EmmyLou farshun!! Maybe drop the PRISTINE pricing then?!

 

[somanyteeth]

Filthy duck.

Now a normal person would probably have a bowl of warm to hot water and face washers next to where they were sitting.

But no, Lou has to keep running off to the bathroom to wet her face.

Whose shower she going to use for a proper tutorial???

This is truly bizarre behaviour. Why not do it at aarons if you cant do it at home. You do everything else there you stupid bleep.

 

[peacefulsoul]

The most obvious just goes out the window with her, just do it in your ugly bathroom. Then to acknowledge the mess and the dishes, tattle really lives rent free in her head at all times.

 

[somanyteeth]

@Swedish chef
That's her chronically dehydrated skin acting like crepe paper when she stretches her face. This woman hasn't had a sip of water or worn sunscreen in 2 decades and the hi res images are telling on her.

 

[mariah cachia]

This is truly bizarre behaviour. Why not do it at aarons if you cant do it at home. You do everything else there you stupid bleep.

Get a hotel to film in at least - she really thinks she can rely on her bogan Afterpay followers to keep this business afloat

 

[posty post]

I give it 60 days till we never hear about st sag again

 

[Ma’am Please]

I give it 60 days till we never hear about st sag again

My morning, post Valium sleep eyes thought I read St ag ….

ALove working for a free bowl of vegan broccoli at this point….eat a burger dude!

 

[somanyteeth]

I give it 60 days till we never hear about st sag again

She's really never actually worked in something long term. Its always cash grabs or riding someones coattails (zoe moss partnership).
She is not going to know what hit her when CW are still trying to sell this tit in a years time and expectations are that she runs the business.
Its not as easy as getting it made and driving it over to them. When the fun wears off she is going to be hating every second of this venture and i fucken love that

 

[AMY$]

I love it how blissfully unaware she is that storing/packing these items in A rented garage is not the norm.
Makes sense she has been hanging out with him so much, the grifter has promised the grifter a slice of sweet $ !
How dem sales flowing through Lou?

 

[kay_gurl]

Let's all pause for a minute to reflect on the missed opportunity of Amylou not showing us how to use her products in the truckstop dunny instead of last night's effort....

 

[exflighty]

Christ. this is just not a good advertisement for her products. Horrible, textured skin, dry lips and panda eyes. All AFTER she’s used the products.

for anyone playing along she’s gone from 3,588 followers at 8pm last night to just under 5,300 Just under 12 hours later.

 

[Whiskers1]

My first 2 things for this glorious St. Vag Friday.....
Why is she doing a sex face in that pink number? Is she selling skincare or a bean flicker?
Next.... "A Love how many things have we launched like this"
"So many"
Yes and none of them have been successful to date.