Congrats @Pollie
You win a burgundy sack filled with tit from the hovel and some scones with cream...
You win a burgundy sack filled with tit from the hovel and some scones with cream...
Emmylou loves #140 Fezzas loathe Emmy with a passion, but at least we are inspired by fashion.
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I wonder if Emmy gets as excited about new thread titles as I do… surely even a simpleton such as Lou can appreciate the wit
Congrats Pollie 
Does this dumb witch actually think Peach Green Tea from Boba is sugar free? And the gritted teeth from her when Camellia says, you got one too
How’s the sun damage and pigmentation on this ugly hag, and she’s about to be the face of a skin care brand, kills me
Does this dumb witch actually think Peach Green Tea from Boba is sugar free? And the gritted teeth from her when Camellia says, you got one too
How’s the sun damage and pigmentation on this ugly hag, and she’s about to be the face of a skin care brand, kills me Attachments
She’s an adult toddler laughing like that because she can’t get her straw in the drink! Honestly it’s embarrassing at this point 
Grow up for goodness sake!
Grow up for goodness sake!
Like she’s never had a boba tea love it might be sugar free but you added mango syrup and pearls that’s 1000kjl for sure. Don’t worry though the $800 will buy you another month of injections
Emmypoo 
She's rocking that putrid fake jimmy fallon laugh. Two dumb dickeheads.
Should I ask why on earth she was carrying jam scones down the street, and where on earth she was going? Has she been called up to do some more cooking for Braaaaaaaadd’s cafe again?
If she wasnt allowed to provide cream due to whatever health reasons, then why did she make scones? Make something else!!
Off to bake sale at the gymnastics. Why no cream is another question, she said it wasn't allowed? At a guess they don't won't the cream to spoil and give everyone food poisoning.
Lou needs a dictionary because I don’t think “plump” means bouncy skin but fat face, and “dewy” does not mean wrinkled and dried out looking. The Oxford Dictionary is spot on describing “plump” - a short, fat woman!
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They probably assumed everyone would bring things in a container like normal people do but this idiot has no bleeping idea
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Who remembers when it was xmas carols in Albert Park, some years back, this idiot on a hot, hot , hot December night BOUGHT scones and jam/cream for the evening carols picnic. Inwas aghast. Like really? Cream for a picnic on 30+ degree night? No clue Lou.
Use sunscreen Lou Lou. She has it all. Jowls, crinkles, eye wrinkles, forehead frown lines, nose wrinkles, fatty tissue, saggy skin, hooded eyelids.
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Total health drink hey Lou! And all the scones she’ll have to eat because they won’t be able to sell uncovered food at the gymnastics comp…Congrats Pollie
Does this dumb witch actually think Peach Green Tea from Boba is sugar free? And the gritted teeth from her when Camellia says, you got one too
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Of course she goes on about gorgeous & cute, the girls’ braids are. Unlike most parents, she’s not doing her kids’ hair most days for school.
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It all proves, once again how socially inept she really is and what a self-absorbed life she lives.
She has obviously has no idea what to take to a bake sale, (ever heard of Glad Wrap Amy?) or to a picnic in the park.
Her ignorance never ceases to amaze me!
You're assuming she knows how to read and comprehend
For all the skin treatments she gets her skin is still bleeping terrible. Like most people cozzie livs means reduced spending on skincare in this house and no beauty treatments like facials. I am 5 years younger than her and even with my use of the ordinary, QV and occasional antipodes (and sunscreen) my skin looks a good 15 years younger than hers.
Yum scones with a sprinkling of dandruff.
You putrid pig, cover food when you’re transporting it.
Deni’s back for those interested…….
Yes I remember
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