EmmyLou Loves #135 Dandruff, fungus & a waxed off beaver. How could 🧢 ever leave her?

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EmmyLou Loves #135 Dandruff, fungus & a waxed off beaver. How could 🧢 ever leave her?

* I’ll get number fixed oopsie

Congrats again to @RojoCaliente for the thread title. You win a gals nite out on the town with Baby Sista SL! ELL has the kids so go party 🎉 . EmmAlou is such a babe where is her King Babe? Has he ghosted her after the HARD (desperado) launch?
 

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If I’m going on a holiday I am not cooking let alone multiple meals and dragging food I have left over from home🤔what the duck is wrong with her honestly
 
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Good to see she’s getting a mention on that Outspoken post about influencers using their kids to film.
Sage hates her guts, there is no way he’s offering to film her, ever.
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If I’m going on a holiday I am not cooking let alone multiple meals and dragging food I have left over from home🤔what the duck is wrong with her honestly
If it was her and Eric, she would spare no expense on food, when it comes to her kids she won’t spend a damn cent. Horrible mother.
 
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If I’m going on a holiday I am not cooking let alone multiple meals and dragging food I have left over from home🤔what the duck is wrong with her honestly
It’s nuts. I’ve never done this. Just done a shop there or before we have left. Surely pasta with hidden veggies is a nicer dinner than a bleeping hot dog yet again! Or even order a pizza. Her kids get crap or Tiktok burger wraps. The proof is in the pudding 😬
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Doesn’t look like SL feeds her kids the same rubbish.
 
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You get better food at the charity food kitchens than what stumpy lou serves up.
 
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EmmyLou Loves #135 Dandruff, fungus & a waxed off beaver. How could 🧢 ever leave her?

* I’ll get number fixed oopsie

Congrats again to @RojoCaliente for the thread title. You win a gals nite out on the town with Baby Sista SL! ELL has the kids so go party 🎉 . EmmAlou is such a babe where is her King Babe? Has he ghosted her after the HARD (desperado) launch?
Hahhaah go Rojo! I'm going to defrost some thrice cooked chicken soup and head over to sissies place for a night in and some salmonella!
 
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Last time we went away for a long weekend, we took the dog so that unfortunately limited out dining out options, more so at night. Otherwise it was breakfast in the accommodation (which we went and BROUGHT supplies from the supermarket and dinner we just had simple meals like quiche and salad. The only food we took from home was dog food.

Emmy? No excuse to go out for meals. She can leave the dogs like she does at home.
 
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That holiday stay was basic like the basic witch she is.

I couldn't watch all the stories due to the fake gushing over how nice it was and her uncontrollable giggling about nothing.

Whoever was in the bunk beds that were in the room with the double bed she was sleeping in - I hope they got therapy.
 
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Last time we went away for a long weekend, we took the dog so that unfortunately limited out dining out options, more so at night. Otherwise it was breakfast in the accommodation (which we went and BROUGHT supplies from the supermarket and dinner we just had simple meals like quiche and salad. The only food we took from home was dog food.

Emmy? No excuse to go out for meals. She can leave the dogs like she does at home.
It’s a pet friendly place but is walking dogs through the house usually part of the deal? I always assumed it meant you could bring dogs to the property but they need to stay outdoors.

Torquay has several supermarkets to buy things of you’re staying long enough you want to cook to save a bit of money on takeaway. If she’s not paying for the accommodation she shouldn’t bother dragging everyone along if she can’t even give them $20 to go for a walk to buy some hot chips.
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So the Torquay stories will disappear from Instagram in a day and she’s done the bare minimum as usual for free sh*t. Imagine if travel guide tv reporters just stood on the doorstep of their Byron Bay accommodation and pointed saying yeah the beach is over there & some great restaurants are at the end of the street but didn’t actually show either of those things 🤦🏼‍♀️
 
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I hope the children have been dropped off in time for Alove’s weekend wouldn’t want him missing out.
 
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That holiday stay was basic like the basic witch she is.

I couldn't watch all the stories due to the fake gushing over how nice it was and her uncontrollable giggling about nothing.

Whoever was in the bunk beds that were in the room with the double bed she was sleeping in - I hope they got therapy.
I’d be too embarrassed to do that fake gushing and 20 stories about this fairly average home. I’d rather just pay the $400 whatever a night. The shame.

She’s stayed in MUCH fancier places without The Children of course.
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It’s a pet friendly place but is walking dogs through the house usually part of the deal? I always assumed it meant you could bring dogs to the property but they need to stay outdoors.

Torquay has several supermarkets to buy things of you’re staying long enough you want to cook to save a bit of money on takeaway. If she’s not paying for the accommodation she shouldn’t bother dragging everyone along if she can’t even give them $20 to go for a walk to buy some hot chips.
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So the Torquay stories will disappear from Instagram in a day and she’s done the bare minimum as usual for free sh*t. Imagine if travel guide tv reporters just stood on the doorstep of their Byron Bay accommodation and pointed saying yeah the beach is over there & some great restaurants are at the end of the street but didn’t actually show either of those things 🤦🏼‍♀️
Big Anth was probably busy which is why she brought “the girls” (dogs) I was shocked they came along lol
 
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I’d be too embarrassed to do that fake gushing and 20 stories about this fairly average home. I’d rather just pay the $400 whatever a night. The shame.

She’s stayed in MUCH fancier places without The Children of course.
Those pesky children. If S played that bleeping piano one more damn time 😡😡 he's a prodigy though obviously!
Mumma is gonna need a damn break after all that "parenting" ...
It's been said but duck sake Lou let them have a "holiday" get some damn takeaway for tea, I cant even with the soup THROW IT AWAY!
 
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Is this where Vida slept lol? Nite nite
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Those pesky children. If S played that bleeping piano one more damn time 😡😡 he's a prodigy though obviously!
Mumma is gonna need a damn break after all that "parenting" ...
It's been said but duck sake Lou let them have a "holiday" get some damn takeaway for tea, I cant even with the soup THROW IT AWAY!
Sagey is a piano prodigy 🎹🪗 😂
 
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Every school holiday events are gifted. The motorhome a few years back , Gold coast last year, the Go kart this year.

Love this for her. Basic air bnb for a basic Neanderthal who would be hating having to parent 5 kids but needs the payment from the paid partnership.

Torquay stays in winter as partnerships. Hahhaaaaa.

I always think if i am going away locally - i will not stay in anywhere shabby- ever. Why leave my nice house for second rate accommodation. Guess the Torquay house was an upgrade from the hovel - just.

Poor kids, their excitement at exploring the house. Just imagine they ever had an experience at a 5 star resort.
 
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Is this where Vida slept lol? Nite nite View attachment 3048616
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Sagey is a piano prodigy 🎹🪗 😂
What surprises me and also doesn't surprise me at the same time is that with all that time Limpy spent with the children, there was never music involved.

He is a musician but you never see the kids playing anything (except Liberace).
 
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The fake joy she gets just watching the kids play, as if you liar! :rolleyes:
She didn't even know that her son knew how to play the piano
 
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