Emma Hill #3 Still on the shill, if you will

[AmaliaLana]

It's new thread time, yeah.. Winner of the thread title is our @Al Fresco , congratulations!

The "countryside" bungalow with potential saga is still in full (snail) speed going:

- new fireplace installed, parquet flooring ripped out, may or may not be sold as brand new with tags on depop

- Simon got his very own walk-in wardrobe, he can fill in what he wants (like more Gucci trainers), and it will never be full, because it's a black hole

- Emma's wardrobe in the attic is also done, used an assload of Ikea-hacking, dunno, if she hasn't a hidden black hole in there as well, how she will fit all her stuff in it, possible wormhole from downstairs to upstairs (and vice versa), to reach her most used shoes and coats before leaving the building (Who am I kidding, she never leaves)

- Tattlers were divided about her walk in wardrobe but united in the dislike of Simon's finger nails

- if Simon doesn't behave, he will be quartered into the crawl space

- Emma's hair is still wild like a lion's mane

- we are all thrilled to see, what it's next up for the bunga... STAY TUNED

 

[meowmeowbeans]

Thank you for the new thread and excellent recap @AmaliaLana! Someone mentioned in the last thread that she did a Q&A. I don't see it anywhere though?

 

[Drasticactions]

Q and A was in her insta stories it was annoying af

 

[slightly disheveled]

So her lounge wear is under the bed downstairs, her gym clothes are in another building, her dog walking clothes are in the garage/utility. Her day clothes are upstairs, her t-shirts are in storage and her shoes are somewhere else!? Who could be arsed with all that. Putting clean washing away must be a right palaver.
I am hoping that she ends up on grand designs doing a self build though, just to see all the drama and the look on lovely Kevin's face

 

[Pulltheotherone]

They are clueless.

 

[Readyforsummer]

Do they have a plan for their house or are they just making it all bland

 

[Al Fresco]

It's new thread time, yeah.. Winner of the thread title is our @Al Fresco , congratulations!
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The "countryside" bungalow with potential saga is still in full (snail) speed going:

- new fireplace installed, parquet flooring ripped out, may or may not be sold as brand new with tags on depop

- Simon got his very own walk-in wardrobe, he can fill in what he wants (like more Gucci trainers), and it will never be full, because it's a black hole

- Emma's wardrobe in the attic is also done, used an assload of Ikea-hacking, dunno, if she hasn't a hidden black hole in there as well, how she will fit all her stuff in it, possible wormhole from downstairs to upstairs (and vice versa), to reach her most used shoes and coats before leaving the building (Who am I kidding, she never leaves)

- Tattlers were divided about her walk in wardrobe but united in the dislike of Simon's finger nails

- if Simon doesn't behave, he will be quartered into the crawl space

- Emma's hair is still wild like a lion's mane

- we are all thrilled to see, what it's next up for the bunga... STAY TUNED

Omg, only just noticed this! Too busy talking about toasters on Elsie’s thread
Last thing I won was a dolls’ house in a raffle when I was 32 and that was quite a while ago now

 

[noseyfromessex]

There house is soulless like them.

 

[coconochanel]

The office reno looks shite.

 

[noseyfromessex]

Sorry ‘their’ house

 

[Kattykat10]

Wtf is that plaster painting? Why would you have that on a wall. Dull to look at

 

[Al Fresco]

The majority of that vlog is just speeded up footage of what we’ve already seen. I understand she’s trying to style things minimally but the cupboards look very boring. She’s takes it too literally, there needs to be some real things that make it lived in. Camera equipment itself can look good on display but perhaps I’m just odd.

I didn’t expect they’d go for bifold doors, I thought French doors would look better. Bifolds can be a nuisance, particularly if you just want some ventilation or it’s raining as there’s no window in there.

 

[Pulltheotherone]

So the office ….
The floor jars with the desk.
The desk jars with the bookcase.
The bookcase jars with the floor.

No words for the “ plaster art “
It’s utter shite.

 

[k00b]

Not a fan of the office. The desk looks like the only mid-century thing in the room clashes with everything else. It's also comically large to just be used for a laptop, and it doesn't leave her much room for filming. Her poor fig tree might not make it. Those plants notoriously hate being moved around.

 

[motherofdonkeys]

No sure what to make of the office, like the desk but considering Emma is so picky about most things, how come every bit of wood in there is different, nothing matches. The tylko looks no better than an ikea unit, if she was just going for a sideboard, would have looked far better to go full on mid century modern and got a vintage one.

 

[Pulltheotherone]

I know everyone’s taste is different but it’s really dire.
She has zero STYLE.

 

[Readyforsummer]

Good luck trying to resell that house if it isn’t their “forever” home…I hate that term as much as I hate when she uses the term “investment” when referring to clothing

 

[poopettemetis]

The office has no warmth, even with that oversized Zara Home desk. It’s just uninspired and boring really. I understand the “minimalist” and neutral look she was going for, but it’s just so devoid of personality. The Tylko is overpriced Ikea.

Also, I really hate influencer offices. Where the hell are your pens? Phone charger? File cabinet? It looks like a badly merchandized CB2 store.

 

[Pulltheotherone]

The desk is from that renowned vintage store Zara ?
Give me strength !

 

[Dizzy]

That is one bland room.