Well done to @NotMichaelScott for the winning title suggestion of
Neglecting her Dad, pets look sad, it's making us all really mad!
Recap to follow
Neglecting her Dad, pets look sad, it's making us all really mad!
Recap to follow
- Old McDonald (Tony) is gaining weight again.
- She looks through his phone when he's not around.
- 3k invested into DogeCoin
- Taking her awful Disney Kate Spade bag out for their first outing.
- No time to brush hair but some to shove bows in it.
- Also daddy gets £10 worth of food whilst Greedy Gunt and Old McDonald get £40 between them?
- She likes running!
- The dogs eyes get worse.
- Fed the dog cream and dairy from Starbucks then poor dog got ill.
- Can't eat a whole pretzel but can manage 3 rashers of bacon on her breakfast.
- Trying to sell for really expensive prices on eBay. Also evidence of shill bidding (getting others to bid in order to inflate price).
- Selling blog to look after dad.
- More doggy ice cream, and matching outfits.
- That awful green coat (Green Giant) with the awful banana yellow shoes (all 3 pairs!)
- Went for a meal with a friend whilst tony sat opposite on another table with another woman.
- Selling size 12 "goal dresses" as they are not her style. (More like she knows she hasn't got a chance).
- Wants a jumper - anywhere between size 14-20 will do! (You're either one or the other!)
- Getting emosh over an internal ultrasound.
- Trying to see whether her dads carers are overcharging by 10 minutes.
- Do I need a dress 6 sizes too small?!
- The scammer got scammed.
- Constantly buying, constantly decluttering.
- Sent tony out for a marketplace pickup whilst Jabba wallowed under her electric blanket. (yanno, its only May!)
- Emma drew the Competitive Eater.
- Dissing people who switched off messages (ahem...)
- Her dad doesn't want Old McDonald to come and bath him. She the cow laughed about it!
- Someone getting purple hair?
- Here comes the mental health again...
- That didn't work on us, here comes the cancer excuse and the "Cancer free" gifts.
- She went for a long walk!
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