Im sat here laughing my tits off. Shes not lost a inch. Not 1 fucking inch. How she can say she can fit into a size 14/16/18 or w.e she wants to say is beyond me.
She lit was laid in bed yesterday with her hair looking like a rats tail, sobbing, pretending to be tiny tear's big sister and here she is today pretending its the day before she is off to Disney for an all you can eat inclusive.
She looks horrific in that dress. I actually don't understand how she will peel that thing off her. Surely she needs cutting out of it? That poor dress is going to rip at some point. Can you imagine her telling Toe knee she needs to be taken home because she has had an accident and the dress has ripped showing her bum crack. He will need to stop for snackies to calm her down, thats for sure.
Can you imagine them both sat next to you in a restaurant. Toe knee with his purple fucking hair with his kitty cat t-shirt on and the caterpillar in it's tight cocoon wanting to become a fucking butterfly.
She lit was laid in bed yesterday with her hair looking like a rats tail, sobbing, pretending to be tiny tear's big sister and here she is today pretending its the day before she is off to Disney for an all you can eat inclusive.
She looks horrific in that dress. I actually don't understand how she will peel that thing off her. Surely she needs cutting out of it? That poor dress is going to rip at some point. Can you imagine her telling Toe knee she needs to be taken home because she has had an accident and the dress has ripped showing her bum crack. He will need to stop for snackies to calm her down, thats for sure.
Can you imagine them both sat next to you in a restaurant. Toe knee with his purple fucking hair with his kitty cat t-shirt on and the caterpillar in it's tight cocoon wanting to become a fucking butterfly.