Congratulations @Theyallneedarealitycheck and the inspiration from @Squiggle for our latest thread title - Love is a maze, life is a riddle, pop me some cake and I’ll give you a fiddle.
There have been multiple highlights from thread 22 so I am hoping I have compiled the best bits.
-Emma described herself as an “avid” gym goer pre-lockdown in a Peloton facebook group. The Peloton is due to arrive 6th April.
-The mystery pallet she brought is coming from China and she hasn’t been able to track it.
-An Etsy shop has been created using Canvas stock images on mugs and tshirts. They are being printed and sent by an American company. The pricing is stupid and far too expensive. So far she has announced 1 sale. She is also selling face masks for £17.99 which is ironic considering she was moaning about £8 being too expensive in 2020.We have also been wearing facemasks for like a year now. In typical Emma Drew fashion, she is late to the party.
-One year update with WLS surgeon and apparently Emma is exactly where she needs to be. He was very encouraging about the next 6-12 months of the journey. She also reminded her that she only consumed 1300 calories and it is low because she had WLS. Despite many people eating less than this without WLS and simply dieting.
-Emma “sugar shamed” her Dad’s lunch. He had a sandwich, doughnut, cake and biscuit on his plate and posted a story about how common it is for Alzheimer’s patients to do this. But only 10 days later, Emma was making him cornflake cakes to take over alongside left over tray bake.
-It is still not clear what the caring situation is for her dad. She has mentioned having a private care package but I would strongly disagree there is a quality carer in place due to the issues she has highlighted on her stories. She needs to reward and treat herself after caring for her dad. She has continued to collect multiple items from his house to sell. The latest were his puzzles. He really enjoys puzzles and are often something she gifts him. Why is she selling his items if she admits he is deteriorating? This could cause upset and confusion. Multiple members have given meaningful valuable advice to help her care in his condition. Let’s hope Emma will take notice and accept some of the tips.
-Despite not wanting to discuss her Dad’s health issues since his diagnosis in 2019, she has decided now must be the right time to use it for sympathy. She has posted a few stories about it and even sent out a news letter about now how important it is to have passive income. She is monetising his diagnosis in typical Emma scumbag fashion.
-A very complimentary skinny Disney version of the two lovebirds was commissioned for Valentines day. They were very generous giving Tony extra hair and Emma no teeth gaps in the picture. We were also treated to Emma’s stories whilst wearing her lingerie. She has been pulling pranks on Tony and posting them to insta like a teenage school kid.
-Food restriction stories have made a come back but only when it is something remotely healthy.
-Despite saying she would cancel her birthday because life was too tough, Emma got incredibly excited for her birthday. She had a birthday-eve chinese. This was followed by a birthday pizza. Tony brought her a 5 year old’s make your own perfume kit despite spending hundreds on OOOOO perfume days before.
-She told us about her period making her feel smelly, grim, hairy and yucky.
-Tony brought Emma a vanilla traybake to cheer her up as looking after her dad has been very very very hard on her.
-The cats keep throwing up.
-She posted a minute by minute count of her birthday plans. This involved 3 minutes of Tony touching time and “posting stuff on the internet to annoy people”. This confirms what we already pretty much know - she posts stuff on insta for our benefit. SHE IS OBSESSED WITH READING HER OWN TATTLE AND I LOVEEE IT.
-They are both getting their covid vaccines on Wednesday.
-Emma’s foot tattoo has been revealed as “love is a maze, life is a riddle”.
As always please add anything key I may have missed. But breaking news just in: Emma and Tony have been booked in for a covid jab next Wednesday. HOW ON EARTH HAVE THEY MANAGED THAT?!
There have been multiple highlights from thread 22 so I am hoping I have compiled the best bits.
-Emma described herself as an “avid” gym goer pre-lockdown in a Peloton facebook group. The Peloton is due to arrive 6th April.
-The mystery pallet she brought is coming from China and she hasn’t been able to track it.
-An Etsy shop has been created using Canvas stock images on mugs and tshirts. They are being printed and sent by an American company. The pricing is stupid and far too expensive. So far she has announced 1 sale. She is also selling face masks for £17.99 which is ironic considering she was moaning about £8 being too expensive in 2020.We have also been wearing facemasks for like a year now. In typical Emma Drew fashion, she is late to the party.
-One year update with WLS surgeon and apparently Emma is exactly where she needs to be. He was very encouraging about the next 6-12 months of the journey. She also reminded her that she only consumed 1300 calories and it is low because she had WLS. Despite many people eating less than this without WLS and simply dieting.
-Emma “sugar shamed” her Dad’s lunch. He had a sandwich, doughnut, cake and biscuit on his plate and posted a story about how common it is for Alzheimer’s patients to do this. But only 10 days later, Emma was making him cornflake cakes to take over alongside left over tray bake.
-It is still not clear what the caring situation is for her dad. She has mentioned having a private care package but I would strongly disagree there is a quality carer in place due to the issues she has highlighted on her stories. She needs to reward and treat herself after caring for her dad. She has continued to collect multiple items from his house to sell. The latest were his puzzles. He really enjoys puzzles and are often something she gifts him. Why is she selling his items if she admits he is deteriorating? This could cause upset and confusion. Multiple members have given meaningful valuable advice to help her care in his condition. Let’s hope Emma will take notice and accept some of the tips.
-Despite not wanting to discuss her Dad’s health issues since his diagnosis in 2019, she has decided now must be the right time to use it for sympathy. She has posted a few stories about it and even sent out a news letter about now how important it is to have passive income. She is monetising his diagnosis in typical Emma scumbag fashion.
-A very complimentary skinny Disney version of the two lovebirds was commissioned for Valentines day. They were very generous giving Tony extra hair and Emma no teeth gaps in the picture. We were also treated to Emma’s stories whilst wearing her lingerie. She has been pulling pranks on Tony and posting them to insta like a teenage school kid.
-Food restriction stories have made a come back but only when it is something remotely healthy.
-Despite saying she would cancel her birthday because life was too tough, Emma got incredibly excited for her birthday. She had a birthday-eve chinese. This was followed by a birthday pizza. Tony brought her a 5 year old’s make your own perfume kit despite spending hundreds on OOOOO perfume days before.
-She told us about her period making her feel smelly, grim, hairy and yucky.
-Tony brought Emma a vanilla traybake to cheer her up as looking after her dad has been very very very hard on her.
-The cats keep throwing up.
-She posted a minute by minute count of her birthday plans. This involved 3 minutes of Tony touching time and “posting stuff on the internet to annoy people”. This confirms what we already pretty much know - she posts stuff on insta for our benefit. SHE IS OBSESSED WITH READING HER OWN TATTLE AND I LOVEEE IT.
-They are both getting their covid vaccines on Wednesday.
-Emma’s foot tattoo has been revealed as “love is a maze, life is a riddle”.
As always please add anything key I may have missed. But breaking news just in: Emma and Tony have been booked in for a covid jab next Wednesday. HOW ON EARTH HAVE THEY MANAGED THAT?!
