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Emma Drew's thread 18 highlights
-Emma got “drunk” and acted like a teenager after one Bacardi Breezer. She was apparently too drunk to take her make up off so got Tony to do it for her whilst she was naked under the covers. She drunkenly kissed the hamster and swallowed the water whilst brushing her teeth. She found the summer of ’69 being about the 69 sex position hilarious.
-We were able to see her grill tray when Tony tried black cheese. It looked very unclean.
-She lectured us to stay home despite as
@adw2007 described it as “her tour of Eastern Britain”. Emma has visited several shops, restaurants, charity shops and grocery shops in her stories but then was very upset that everything she scarified in the last few months were wasted. When in actual fact, her life had hardly changed.
-More hot chocolates and take aways. Pigs in blanket toastier, chinese, Dominos. Pretty much going wild before Tony starts Keto on Monday 4th Jan. You wouldn’t know she dropped £10k to snip most of her stomach away!
-She had her first massage which she was worried about as an overweight person
-Emma’s hot chocolate station was created with her new Hotel Chocolat velvetier in prime position to stretch that thumb tum some more.
-Emma’s dad spent Christmas with her. She found out his clothes had holes in so had to go to primary to find replacements. She then posted stories about him napping and said that is where she gets it from. Finally when he was going home, he packed her medication by mistake. Instead of thinking about how vulnerable is she decided it would be better placed on the gram. She was complete unaware of his schedule which if she was caring for him like she hinted, you would expect more knowledge of his schedule.
-She is considering moving the hot tub INSIDE the living room as she misses the outdoor pond at the gym. It is yet to be revealed whether the sex pond has been moved indoors.
-More messing about showing the hamster and cats eyeing him up. She got very offended when someone said they wouldn't take her business advice as she has so many cats and hamsters. She focussed on the fact she only has 1 hamster.
-Emma got jealous over some people’s christmas decorations despite owning a christmas shop. She packed snacks for the journey
-Joked about Onlyfans but turns out previously Tony filmed himself having a Tommy tank which she sold for £400.
-Apparently Emma and Tony between them have lost 110lb. Remember guys as soon as she has her cysts removed we will start to see the washboard abs which are being hidden.
-Emma worked REALLY hard in 2020 so she has rewarded herself with a pay rise of £50 per month! Boss babe goals right there.
Please feel free to add any other thread 18 highlights if I have missed anything key.
