Emma Claiir #3 Emma Claiir with ratchet hair, she’s feeling sick and life ain’t fair

[how.now.brown.cow]

Thanks to @KurtTheVillageIdiot for the New thread title!

Emma is now 87 weeks pregnant and she is in pain every single minute of every single day. Much like her HG, this doesn't stop her from dancing like an f'wit or staging photoshoots at every given opportunity where we know she will be photographed with "non alcoholic" wine in her hand (ok hun).

She's gunning for an early birth via cesarean because jay-jayyyy is too big, has no room and is sitting in on her uterus. Emma must have missed that day in health class.

We have been treated to a myriad of photoshoots, however none as titillating or as McNasty as the maccas themed porno pregnancy shoot - what an absolute vibe, fuckers!! Strap yourselves in, but make sure your rego and pink slip are done first - the arrival of jay-jayyyy is imminent and it's gonna be good.

 

[Blerghhhhhh]

pregnancy sponsored by McDonald’s

 

[KurtTheVillageIdiot]

Thanks to @KurtTheVillageIdiot for the New thread title!

Emma is now 87 weeks pregnant and she is in pain every single minute of every single day. Much like her HG, this doesn't stop her from dancing like an f'wit or staging photoshoots at every given opportunity where we know she will be photographed with "non alcoholic" wine in her hand (ok hun).

She's gunning for an early birth via cesarean because jay-jayyyy is too big, has no room and is sitting in on her uterus. Emma must have missed that day in health class.

We have been treated to a myriad of photoshoots, however none as titillating or as McNasty as the maccas themed porno pregnancy shoot - what an absolute vibe, fuckers!! Strap yourselves in, but make sure your rego and pink slip are done first - the arrival of jay-jayyyy is imminent and it's gonna be good.

HAHAHAHAHA 87 weeks

 

[colossalad]

does anyone know if she’s filming the birth?

 

[Blerghhhhhh]

does anyone know if she’s filming the birth?

Birth ASMR

 

[how.now.brown.cow]

does anyone know if she’s filming the birth?

I bloody hope not!

 

[Naynay24]

does anyone know if she’s filming the birth?

Of course she will, not gunna miss out on content baby's first photoshoot, no doubt will have her glam squad on hand. Celebrating in the birth suite with maccas and alcoholic wine (it's been a tough 92 weeks!)

 

[usemycode]

I’m bleeping DYING at her cornographic maternity shoot what the fuckkkkkkkk
She’s definitely making only fans content.
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does anyone know if she’s filming the birth?

It’s 100% gonna be tiktok live-streamed.
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Also hilarious that tiktok took down her photo shoot

 

[Blerghhhhhh]

I’m bleeping DYING at her cornographic maternity shoot what the fuckkkkkkkk
She’s definitely making only fans content.
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It’s 100% gonna be tiktok live-streamed.
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Also hilarious that tiktok took down her photo shoot

It’s back up but no maccas footage

 

[cosmokramar]

I’m not one for the cancel culture but duck can we just cancel this train wreck already. The photo shoot couldn’t get any cringer if she tried

 

[thisisellen]

Emma claiiiiir the first human to ever be put on ‘essential’ bed rest for 8 months

 

[how.now.brown.cow]

Emma claiiiiir the first human to ever be put on ‘essential’ bed rest for 8 months

8 months of essential bed rest?! She's kidding, right? Cause her IG feed tells a completely different story. How offensive to the women that actually do suffer from HG or other awful pregnancy difficulties and have to live in the real world with a real job and no mother to come running and wait on them hand and foot every 5 minutes. Over dramatic, lazy slob.

 

[bessloves]

Oh duck off. I was on bed rest during one of my pregnancies. NO WAY was I wandering the shops regularly, dancing around or even thinking about putting a pair of heels on, let alone going out in them on the reg. This chick is cooked.

Cannot wait to see how this train wreck unfolds once she has this baby

 

[Naynay24]

Poor Emma, been on bed rest since preconception (I only went back to Dec in feed )

 

[usemycode]

Poor Emma, been on bed rest since preconception (I only went back to Dec in feed )

How dare you use her own content to prove her wrong

 

[sweetface2022]

Acting like she’s in so much pain. Then how does she do the shoot and dance around and do so many outfit changes and everything that came with the tacky shoot. Of course she’s now in so much pain. She is a joke

 

[emmygluewho]

How the duck is slugged out wanting over McDonald's 'women can do it all'

Have another chardy darl.

 

[Blerghhhhhh]

Essential bed rest for 8 months! oh Jesus wept. She makes it sound like she’s been in a car crash

 

[all_names_were_gone]

In so much pain but sets up her camera and records herself like this. Spare me the trauma! 8 months of bed rest that’s a new one. But can dance around like a head daily & still go to numerous social events, ok Emma.
Emma is so lucky that her HG and pain suddenly went away for all social outings/ events etc.

 

[Blerghhhhhh]

Imagine her setting up a tripod for this photo, choosing self timer 3 seconds or maybe 10 seconds hmm anyway, gets into position, holds the pose, gets up and checks the photo. Got the shot, post. Another busy day