I couldn't help do a little dig on the swim time thing because it seemed SO wild. A 1 35 pace for 100m would puts her somewhere between an advanced and elite level swimmer on this site: swimminglevel.com/swimming-times/5k-times - surely closer to elite given the time you'd lose from turning around 4 times per 100m, and given her height/arm span. With apple watches, you input the pool size to the watch before you start for it to calc your distance though, it doesn't GPS the swim to make it accurate... the pool at the hotel (the name was buried in hashtags of one of her posts and layout matches google images) as
@Rondoodle rightly said is not 25m... it's 11. So instead of elite swimming for nearly 90 minutes in a gym pool, her 5000m is really 2200m and her 100m pace for it was about 3mins 36 secs. This is the average pace of a female swimmer age 45-50 swimming at a beginners level on that above link. Is she this thick, is it an attempt at engagement, or is she actually just completely delusional? All made me laugh anyway!
Not that I think she's the skill for it anyway, but Em won't limit herself to ever learn to be good at one thing because she's mastered being shit at lots of things at the same time! Promoting foundation for how well it stays on during a full Peloton workout, shilling polyester and 16 skincare items and a farfetch code for trainers while on a totally gifted Disney trip that she only showed food photos from. She's a desperate beg, she's not letting any of those ad pr opportunities go by doing just 1 thing poorly!