Elle Florence #2 Serendipitously scamming and squatting in Seattle

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You are giving Elle Florence way too much credit.

She's a habitual liar and fraud. I legitimately think she meant she knew about the Innocence Project through Kim Kardashian West. That's her "friend".
Maybe this “friend” was another acquaintance turned romantic pursuit but it never worked out. They always start out as “good friends” before they’re “special someones” or fiancés 😂
 
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Lol - considering The Innocence Project doesn’t pay I doubt Elle is telling the truth. Nobody that kind hearted to work for them would be “friends” with Elle!

ETA- it’s probably how her and Rick were friends in that summer program at OSU. 😂
 
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Lol - considering The Innocence Project doesn’t pay I doubt Elle is telling the truth. Nobody that kind hearted to work for them would be “friends” with Elle!

ETA- it’s probably how her and Rick were friends in that summer program at OSU. 😂
Elle even said when she was dating Joe that technically she could say they met at University as they both attended university of Toronto at the same time despite not knowing eachother at the time. By her logic that means I must be friends with Rick as we both were at OSU when he was doing his JD :unsure: I mean sure I was probably living in the dorms then as an undergrad but my dorm is on the same street as the law school so basically we were neighboors :ROFLMAO:
 
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Elle even said when she was dating Joe that technically she could say they met at University as they both attended university of Toronto at the same time despite not knowing eachother at the time. By her logic that means I must be friends with Rick as we both were at OSU when he was doing his JD :unsure: I mean sure I was probably living in the dorms then as an undergrad but my dorm is on the same street as the law school so basically we were neighboors :ROFLMAO:
To think... You might have been nearly swift-clipped by ole Dickles McDunderhead 😂
 
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Elle even said when she was dating Joe that technically she could say they met at University as they both attended university of Toronto at the same time despite not knowing eachother at the time.
She also had to, of course, one-up Joe when they went to visit the university by pointing out that as a graduate student, she got access to a special study room in the library that Joe would have never been allowed in as a law student.

She is so insecure!
 
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She also had to, of course, one-up Joe when they went to visit the university by pointing out that as a graduate student, she got access to a special study room in the library that Joe would have never been allowed in as a law student.

She is so insecure!
I actually also did the same degree as Elle at UofT a few years ago. It’s a very dingy and gross building.
 
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People are blacking out their Instagrams today. 💯 Elle wasn't going to participate, but she may after this post.

Just don't shill your fugly ass pearls with the blackout Scamming Smelle
 
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People are blacking out their Instagrams today. 💯 Elle wasn't going to participate, but she may after this post.

Just don't shill your fugly ass pearls with the blackout Scamming Smelle
That would actually require her to post more than once a decade...
 
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People are blacking out their Instagrams today. 💯 Elle wasn't going to participate, but she may after this post.

Just don't shill your fugly ass pearls with the blackout Scamming Smelle
If she does do it, we'll know it's cause of this post. :sneaky:
 
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Let's not forget ladies that even this bow legged monkey looking fool dumped Elle's desperate ass
 
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Damn. She looks like she's been holding her breath for a hot minute in that swimsuit pic. Sucking in is definitely one of the most difficult things she's had to do in her life.
 
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Damn. She looks like she's been holding her breath for a hot minute in that swimsuit pic. Sucking in is definitely one of the most difficult things she's had to do in her life.
Definitely photoshop/edited somehow. No amount of sucking in can help that much.



Let's not forget ladies that even this bow legged monkey looking fool dumped Elle's desperate ass
These are gold. 👏 to you for keeping receipts. :ROFLMAO:
 
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Definitely photoshop/edited somehow. No amount of sucking in can help that much.



These are gold. 👏 to you for keeping receipts. :ROFLMAO:
Did you see that fugly Chanel bag? She must have bought it at a consignment store while with Rickets
 
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While we're posting photos, one of Joe -- the one who dumped Elle and robbed her of her suburban fantasy.
 
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While we're posting photos, one of Joe -- the one who dumped Elle and robbed her of her suburban fantasy.
What a gem. So many ways to caption this: "Joe looking towards his bright future without Elle" or "Thinking about the day I'm going to pack my bags while she's at an event"
 
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What a gem. So many ways to caption this: "Joe looking towards his bright future without Elle" or "Thinking about the day I'm going to pack my bags while she's at an event"
"I'd rather damage my retinas staring directly at the sun than hear that baby voice for another second from Lip Dip Beaver Teeth"
 
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The kisses after her response so passive aggressive

"I'd rather damage my retinas staring directly at the sun than hear that baby voice for another second from Lip Dip Beaver Teeth"
An old thread comment on GG called her bottom lip a cum catcher before, what a disgusting but true image haha
 
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I'll say it before and I'll say it again. Joe was a catch and he probably overlooked a lot of her weird flaws, but her greediness scared him away
 
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I'll say it before and I'll say it again. Joe was a catch and he probably overlooked a lot of her weird flaws, but her greediness scared him away
Haha so true. She was totally selfish through the entire relationship, which she didn’t even realize (which is inherent to being selfish - you can’t be selfish and also recognize it at the same time, or else you wouldn’t be selfish anymore by definition), by the fact that she edited and posted the videos to the public. Someone who is self-aware and introspective wouldn’t post such unattractive behavior after watching it themselves.
 
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Let's not forget ladies that even this bow legged monkey looking fool dumped Elle's desperate ass
She really scraped bottom when she decided to date/get engaged/leave job, country, and only living family member to be with Rick. As off-putting as he is, they are actually well suited for each other.
 
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