Man, now I wonder what other things Miss Priss is getting up to... Golden showers, perhaps?
Our almost-attorney Eleanor F Lecocq is a granny in the streets and a freak in the sheetsMan, now I wonder what other things Miss Priss is getting up to... Golden showers, perhaps?
I always imagined Smelle being the lazy starfish no one considers to be a good time come to think of it, I think she gets off more on a big Chanel unboxing than whatever her hinge dates present as foreplayOur almost-attorney Eleanor F Lecocq is a granny in the streets and a freak in the sheets
How did I manage to get to age 30 and only just hear/see this term for the first time? Where have I been??I always imagined Smelle being the lazy starfish no one considers to be a good time come to think of it, I think she gets off more on a big Chanel unboxing than whatever her hinge dates present as foreplay
I didn't know about it either. Does it have to do with the starfish character being lazy in Spongebob Squarepants? Not that he's a freak in the sheets, but that he's lazy and lives under a rock hahaHow did I manage to get to age 30 and only just hear/see this term for the first time? Where have I been??
I always thought a starfish was a bed hog (spreading out and using the whole bed) I guess I better stop calling myself thatHow did I manage to get to age 30 and only just hear/see this term for the first time? Where have I been??
I think we have another contender for the next thread title.Our almost-attorney Eleanor F Lecocq is a granny in the streets and a freak in the sheets
She is likely unwElle (dumped) again.Has she given up on her Youtube channel completely ?
Either dumped or she’s having a mElle-tdown because of all the piping hot that’s been spilt on here recently.Nobody is missing Elle in the instagram or youtube comments. Not a single concern for her why she hasn’t posted videos or pics. Nobody cares.
She is likely unwElle (dumped) again.
Didn't she say that Christmas rat she got came with a skiing trip? Maybe she's skiing and is being delusional and thinks she's getting engaged on the trip and doesn't want to upload until after bc she thinks she's have something else to brag about? But she also said her next video would be about her new car so maybe the car fell through and she's pouting?Has she given up on her Youtube channel completely ?
Her last video was two weeks ago though. Even if she got a ski trip, I doubt it’s lasted for this long.Didn't she say that Christmas rat she got came with a skiing trip? Maybe she's skiing and is being delusional and thinks she's getting engaged on the trip and doesn't want to upload until after bc she thinks she's have something else to brag about? But she also said her next video would be about her new car so maybe the car fell through and she's pouting?
Maybe she did get dumped.
Keep the coming!!Either dumped or she’s having a mElle-tdown because of all the piping hot that’s been spilt on here recently.
All very plausible!Didn't she say that Christmas rat she got came with a skiing trip? Maybe she's skiing and is being delusional and thinks she's getting engaged on the trip and doesn't want to upload until after bc she thinks she's have something else to brag about? But she also said her next video would be about her new car so maybe the car fell through and she's pouting?
Maybe she did get dumped.
Therapy would be so tough for someone like her...she'd have to overhaul all her life goals and core values. No therapist would ever suggest risky sex as a way of bonding with men, nor would they encourage breaking pandemic rules. They're all about focusing on and improving yourself before involving other people but that goes against everything Eleanor Lecocq does. She's all about faking it (fake law job, fake "change of scenery" excuse, fake face, fake local business, etc.) and doing inconsiderate, risky things that may lead to immediate gratification.Hopefully she finally started seeing a good therapist and they told her to take a long break from social media and focus on her real life.
Low-key looking forward to another “Happy Easter from my family to yours” post in a few months as she stands in that EXACT SAME SPOT in front of her mom’s Hawaii condo except with Mister NextDidn't she say that Christmas rat she got came with a skiing trip? Maybe she's skiing and is being delusional and thinks she's getting engaged on the trip and doesn't want to upload until after bc she thinks she's have something else to brag about? But she also said her next video would be about her new car so maybe the car fell through and she's pouting?
Maybe she did get dumped.
Or maybe she got her new car and is on another cross country road trip adventure with Mister NextKeep the coming!!
Last year when Rick dumped her, she had posted on IG that she wasn’t feeling well and wasn’t able to post during vlogmas, which is “heartbreaking” because it’s “so important” to her.
This year she’s totally MIA and doesn’t give two-shits about anything except for her Claire’s jewelry business and getting laid
Part of me thinks if she was taking it she wouldn't pass up the opportunity to brag about it by doing a video about good study/revising habits (and then mention how she went to uni in the UK and that's why she says revise ) she had no trouble bragging about study tips for her fraud Examiner exams.Any chance she could be studying for the February bar exam? I have a few friends who went through it before, apparently it's like 8 hours a day of studying for 2 months. She definitely doesn't give a crap about being a lawyer, but she does give a crap about having the appearance of being lawyer, so I think she'll take it if she is allowed to.