Short and sweet recap cos she’s been
bleeping boring and all the focus has been on Yaz and we all know what happened there. Big fat drama, big fat
tit stirring sister, Dan Slagg making everything worse and a SM break shorter than Lloyd Hulme. Cos of this, the last thread moved faster than Yaz moves away from the Lee’s camera when he’s had a bottle. Too soon?
More horse whisperer bullshit in the last thread. Eden claims that she hasn’t ridden a horse for three years, but from the look of her unnaturally bouncing on her horses back, it actually looks like she hasn’t ridden a horse ever.
Has anyone actually checked on the horse after Eden forcefully smashed her fishy fanny against it repeatedly? The poor thing is probably in quarantine after a deep shampoo.
Eden (an avid love island viewer) isn’t watching this year as it’s full of negativity and half naked women and little Lloyd isn’t allowed to look at them. And because it’s full of negativity and she’s in a happy healthy relationship! Yep, sure sounds it babe! #FreeLloyd
Eden managed to move her fingers away from her ingrown pubic hairs for enough time to dirty delete a few videos shortly after posting, most notably:
- a video shaming women for talking about weight loss in public
- a video showing her editing her photo on a paid for notorious editing app
With the above in mind, let’s remember why Eden got famous for, being a mental health advocate and luring vulnerable people to her videos to help them eat. Since then, she has shown she gives no shits about people with mental health issues, speaks in an unhealthy way about food and body checks at every change she gets. For a second then I thought she had finally found her moral compass! Then I remembered she’s Eagle Harvey and barely goes a day without getting irrationally angry and telling one of her followers to
duck off!
Eden was riled when she realised the entire world thinks her boyfriend is better suited to her sister. We all agree that Lloyd seems moody and doesn’t seem to want to appear in her lives anymore, then as soon as Freya appears he’s springing up as fast as his boosters will take him! Will this be the start of #Froyd?
As you were trolls
Always funny when Eden can’t delete these comments
