BREAKING NEWS.
The total number of coronavirus cases in the UK has soared after the newest U.K.
*you couldn’t make this tit up*
scheme was launched in the last 24 hours.
The latest figures come after Boris Johnson, who’s partial to a Big Mac and a McFlurry....
said the government was
putting some of the country in lockdown again in its fight to stop the spread
encouraging fuckers to go and queue at Burger King or Spoons for discounted food, like a bunch of
bleeping idiots.
(And if you went for a “cheeky Nando’s” get the
duck out of here
)
As of 9am today, a total of 3,771 people
had been tested.
were posting on twitter, images of their smug ugly ass faces, chomping down on a McDonald’s hash brown and small fries.
oh it’s discounted make that a large
Ten patients who tested positive in the UK over the last 24 hours opted to sit in at Spoons,
but don’t worry, they washed their hands
in other news, anyone want a free bike?
keep an eye on your Twitter feed, your area might be in lockdown by 12 midnight.
but the fries were good right