Marmalade Atkins
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Your child is missing. Paw has arrived to help.
Expectation vs reality:
Expectation vs reality:
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Marmalade Atkins
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This is who I thought of when we saw Paw in his new trackie last week.
Marmalade Atkins
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Lol
CrackingOwlSanctuary
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The most interesting stream he ever did was when he got pissed up and aggresive.
Marmalade Atkins
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It's the filters for mewhat planet is he on?
Marmalade Atkins
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OMFG I AM DYING.
lilykestrel
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How does one plan to get involved with search and rescues that are "coming up"? Does the (not yet) missing person give a week's notice that they're planning on disappearing?
lilykestrel
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Marmalade Atkins
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He's written his name on his guitar. In rhinestones.
Mycatismad
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Rucksack full of Pom bears- to sustain him on his searches- just to the left of the main roads!
Marmalade Atkins
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Mine went wrongI asked chat gpt to make a cover photo for social media showing him serious, with emergency lights/maps etc. lol!View attachment 3941433
Cloffsandtings
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lilykestrel
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I'd forgotten what a straight up fantasist he is. It's so funny, I almost feel sorry for him. He's like that kid at primary school that swears down his dad is a spy and you all know he works in the freezer section at Curry's
lilykestrel
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Fuck me it looks like the trailer for an off brand CSI knock off on one of the Roku channels
Marmalade Atkins
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I am dead. I have officially expired.
Marmalade Atkins
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Marmalade Atkins
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Update
Marmalade Atkins
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"Welcome in, welcome in, welcome in. All you silent watchers do come and say hello"
HE HAS THREE VIEWERS.
HE HAS THREE VIEWERS.
lilykestrel
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Whatever do you mean, with his ziplock bag of Nescafé 2 in 1, he's the millennial Ray Mearshe’s got amazing survival skills
JustIcePlz
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Paw n Hayley Comet are Parasites, they rinsed the arse out of Jay Slater n other tragic cases.. There's not a shred of credibility between them. Hayley cancelled herselfI wonder if he’s taken his guitar with him seeing as his whole personality now is him thinking he’s Eric Clapton
On second thought stingy Paw only ever takes hand luggage.
I see it’s the usual suspects commenting on his posts - Just Amz, Mags, new fangirl Laura and the gayz Craig Henderson DTR (. Doggy Mumsy and Jackie Queen of Roses mustn’t be impressed with his latest travels.
In other news Paw is still steadily losing followers. Down to 298.4k now.
And despite regularly churning out Jay Slater content in an attempt to stay relevant and hang on to his meal ticket, promoting the petition (which is the most ridiculous idea - how the fuck are social media platforms meant to police “misinformation targeting bereaved families”?!?) - it still only has 9281 signatures. That’s not even enough for a response, and they need more than ten times that for a debate in parliament. Just goes to show how short Paw’s reach is. He has no influence at all.