DLAM - Dress Like a Mum

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She has a very big £1m+ house. Her husband doesn't do anything major for a living so clearly just born into money
Her accounts show she made around £150k profit in the year before the pandemic really hit. She’s raking it in from the brands or else she’s sold a helluva lot of pink sunglasses.
 
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My point was her not doing anything for it! Don't assume my circumstances
i wasn’t specifically talking about your circumstances. I was describing the context far more broadly. The fact that she’s so wealthy but yet continues to take free food and drink is shocking.
 
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Yes agree. But they all seem the same, not sense of standards or impact
 
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the awkward dancing 😩 i actually cannot deal with it…she is so clearly uncomfortable and not a natural fun carefree type so it’s incredibly jarring and cringeworthy to witness
 
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She does that thing at the end where she walks towards the camera to see the picture like toddlers do when they’ve had their photo taken 🙈. That one at Henley where she sort of looks off and laughs at someone (imaginary) in the distance as well. Toe curlingly brilliant 🤡. Almost as good at the Friday lunge! 😆
 
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She does that thing at the end where she walks towards the camera to see the picture like toddlers do when they’ve had their photo taken 🙈. That one at Henley where she sort of looks off and laughs at someone (imaginary) in the distance as well. Toe curlingly brilliant 🤡. Almost as good at the Friday lunge! 😆
Most working folk get the bacon rolls or cakes in on a Friday but she has to go one better and act like a fanny doing a lunge ! Imagine opening your curtains to that in the morning. Some mum in a glitter jumpsuit getting her kid to fill her being a twit ! If she was in Scotland she would end up on a banter page !
 
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Most working folk get the bacon rolls or cakes in on a Friday but she has to go one better and act like a fanny doing a lunge ! Imagine opening your curtains to that in the morning. Some mum in a glitter jumpsuit getting her kid to fill her being a twit ! If she was in Scotland she would end up on a banter page !
I fully expect her to turn up on the influencers in the wild page one day doing something utterly cringe worthy 😂
 
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This gave me a little chuckle... She doesn't know how she does it because let's face it she doesn't actually work. I don't think a few pictures in front of some doors and some mummy brunches really count as work imo.
Yes, I thought exactly the same! Also, because she probably doesn't *have* to work to support her household, so of course she does what she can when she can. Simple.
Also, 'just get on with it' - as though doing anything else is making a fuss?
 
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When did posing on insta (remember the cringey Friday lunge?!), and making ugly sunglasses get classed as work?! And who the hell would ask advice from her?!
 
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I had to laugh at her mid century drawing table ! Those things are more common than the cold. Most grans have two in each bedroom ! 😂😂😂
 
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Omg, I couldn't imagine anything worse than a huge mirror by my bed so I can see my morning state every morning haha, or reading in bed you would see your reflection of yourself! weird positioning.
 
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