DLAM - Dress Like a Mum

Bohemiskeye

Well-known member
I’ve just come across DLAM on Facebook 😂😂😂
Question, does she think she’s dressed not like a mum, or that she is?
She looks like every 30+ mum at my kids school but without actually carrying the look off? I’m astonished.

I’ve just come across DLAM on Facebook 😂😂😂
Question, does she think she’s dressed not like a mum, or that she is?
She looks like every 30+ mum at my kids school but without actually carrying the look off? I’m astonished.
 
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FrannyGallops

VIP Member
I’ve just come across DLAM on Facebook 😂😂😂
Question, does she think she’s dressed not like a mum, or that she is?
She looks like every 30+ mum at my kids school but without actually carrying the look off? I’m astonished.

I’ve just come across DLAM on Facebook 😂😂😂
Question, does she think she’s dressed not like a mum, or that she is?
She looks like every 30+ mum at my kids school but without actually carrying the look off? I’m astonished.
She’s changing the ‘bad rep’ of mum dressing everywhere (according to herself) by dressing like she’s fallen into a bag of jumble at the local chazza shop and looking even worse. She’s truly a saint. Apparently, when she had a baby, a ‘lot’ of people said she doesn’t dress like a mum and lo! Her USP was born.
I think she’s my fave IG hate watch, tbf. She’s a complete tool.
 

Fan-dang-gu

Member
Well I’m ever so glad she’s embracing body positivity in order to sneak in a GIFT/AD set of undies with a band of gaffer tape?

Yes... I’m sure it was a really hard decision to post a picture of your size 8 body. She can’t say if it’s ‘good’ or ‘bad’... well don’t worry love I’m sure your fan girls will fawn all over it.

FML
 

Doobots

Chatty Member
Well I’m ever so glad she’s embracing body positivity in order to sneak in a GIFT/AD set of undies with a band of gaffer tape?

Yes... I’m sure it was a really hard decision to post a picture of your size 8 body. She can’t say if it’s ‘good’ or ‘bad’... well don’t worry love I’m sure your fan girls will fawn all over it.

FML
I find whenever one of the mumfluencers posts an undies pic so cringe. I'm happy everyone is happy in their bodies but I hate in order to be confirmed as body positive they have to post themselves for all to see. I am totally fine with my body but would never ever post it online, why is that the bar to confirm you're happy? Why is nothing, even being in their pants, allowed to be private? It's something they all wheel out at some point and I'm sick of it.
 
Well I’m ever so glad she’s embracing body positivity in order to sneak in a GIFT/AD set of undies with a band of gaffer tape?

Yes... I’m sure it was a really hard decision to post a picture of your size 8 body. She can’t say if it’s ‘good’ or ‘bad’... well don’t worry love I’m sure your fan girls will fawn all over it.

FML
Yup, it must’ve been so hard for her 🙄 Sick of seeing thin, able bodied, ‘conventionally attractive’ white women preaching about BOPO and body neutrality, whilst being completely ignorant of their inherent privilege.
 
Oh Christ! Just watched a make up thing on insta she's just done (not following came up as me recommend 🙈 Christ know why ) I've never seen such an self absorbed tnuc in all my life! Talking about bout her real life friends watching her apply make up on Instagram and then back tracking when she realised she's just called all her 'followers' a bunch of idiots! Then shouting her mouth off about how aaaaaammmmmazing snowboarding was ! Jesus Christ, how does anyone follow this so called mum? What about her kids? I could hear one screaming in the background but she's was so self absorbed she didn't do anything! What the actual fuck! Sorry just so mad ! Dress like a mum I don't fucking think so.
 

Mustard

VIP Member
She's an odd one, very privileged and annoying with if. Looks line she's hoping to move to the Hove
area. Maybe deliberately avoiding the area The SoDs settled in. Like Budget Clemmie seems to have decided.
 

Aboveallelse

Well-known member
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Does she manage to make any sales from the absolutely enormous amount of "gifts" she receives from high street brands? Her entire profile is tedious and samey. How does she manage such a high following with such little engagement???
 

Exhaustednurse

Chatty Member
So DLAM gets gifted more free stuff including Easter eggs today. yet has the fucking cheek to share website for people to make donations to families who need nappy and other baby supplies.

then you get to see her shoving the Easter egg into her greedy, privileged gob. She couldn’t possibly give anything away could she?

vile vile vile.
 
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