Denise Curran #7 Masterchef she is not, it’s sweet chilli sauce pesto & Ballinasloe relish in every pot!

[Justherefortittle]

New Thread for the Queen of Benburb

7 threads in and in summary!

Still living in a shoebox
Still being passive aggressive
Still struggling with the English language
Still trying to make people subscribe

Still not married
Still not putting her kids needs first
Still not learnt how to cook
Still not prepared for opinion

All fur coat and no knickers

 

[Justherefortittle]

@ruby75 you called it

She’s been unplugged - no heat no electricity no Micheal

She’s puts that on the reel but he doesn’t get a mention in the caption, she must be raging at his poor planning! He was stuck skiing! She will be needing several solo trips to get over that.

Are my eyes deceiving me, has she not a fire lit in that reel, so how is she without heat

She’s full of tit
The storm didn’t come in properly until the early hours Friday.
She packed up and went to her mum and dads on Friday afternoon
Where all the kids had gathered and she had many babysitters!

 

[LurkingLuke]

She went to her parents after 2/3pm. So even if the kids woke up at 2/3 am when the storm started she had a max of 12 hours to entertain them alone, no screens, crèche or ability to strap them into the pram & she struggled?

She’s obviously had electric since Friday night so probably wifi/ability to post so why the dramatics

 

[ClareMcD]

Can’t believe she admitted she couldn’t look after 2 kids on her own..from the woman who professes to be a supermum and has ‘Mummy Matters’ to give advice…try being a single mum Denise..like thousands of mums. She’s actually pathetic.

 

[SweatyBettyT]

What way is she pronouncing electricity? Eeeeeelectricity, eeeeelectric. She never fails to amaze me with her stupidity

And there was nooooo way in hell Miiichalllll was coming home without a gift….she’d have his balls in a vice grip.

 

[LurkingLuke]

Well deserved present for being at home with your own children for an extra day or so than expected…high maintenance much?

 

[BetteLynch]

What way is she pronouncing electricity? Eeeeeelectricity, eeeeelectric. She never fails to amaze me with her stupidity

And there was nooooo way in hell Miiichalllll was coming home without a gift….she’d have his balls in a vice grip.

She had his balls in the new handbag he got her for Christmas, only got them back when he handed over the Jo Malone! He knew better, than to land home with his 2 arms the one length! He would have got the silent treatment and sent to the spare room! Oh that’s right - there is no spare room! Silly me.

 

[SweatyBettyT]

She had his balls in the new handbag he got her for Christmas, only got them back when he handed over the Jo Malone! He knew better, than to land home with his 2 arms the one length! He would have got the silent treatment and sent to the spare room! Oh that’s right - there is no spare room! Silly me.

The shed = the spare room. Does she even have a shed?

 

[ItsRebeccaVardy]

He's glad to be home to my cooking again

 

[ClareMcD]

He still won’t marry her…if he wanted to he would have by now. When it happens I hope she doesn’t wear white.

 

[Justherefortittle]

He's glad to be home to my cooking again

She must be afraid all her almost out of date meat was going to survive the freezer being off, so it’s full portions getting cooked up!
He will be setting back half that fillet to have for dinner tomorrow

 

[cooper95]

Her ramble about what she did to “survive” the storm didnt make sense, which makes me think what she said was an absolute pile of bullshit, she was making it up as she went! And the offer of coming to her house to charge phones, shower etc - she’ll be standing at the door charging an entrance fee!

 

[BetteLynch]

Her ramble about what she did to “survive” the storm didnt make sense, which makes me think what she said was an absolute pile of bullshit, she was making it up as she went! And the offer of coming to her house to charge phones, shower etc - she’ll be standing at the door charging an entrance fee!

Totally, she waited til it was safe to drive?! Absolute BS!
As soon as it was light more like it, she headed to Ma Curran’s and “took a chance” with two young children.
She can’t look after them on her own without a power cut and a storm to navigate, does she think we came down in the last shower?

She’s going to be holding this over Micheal from now to eternity, how many times has she emphasised he was away Skiing? The resentment is boiling over for sure.

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Totally, she waited til it was safe to drive?! Absolute BS!
As soon as it was light more like it, she headed to Ma Curran’s and “took a chance” with two young children.
She can’t look after them on her own without a power cut and a storm to navigate, does she think we came down in the last shower?

She’s going to be holding this over Micheal from now to eternity, how many times has she emphasised he was away Skiing? The resentment is boiling over for sure.

Was Miiiiiiichealllll skiing? Really?

 

[Justherefortittle]

Was Miiiiiiichealllll skiing? Really?

Bum surfing

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Bum surfing

Is that the reason why he won’t marry her

 

[Justherefortittle]

Is that the reason why he won’t marry her

He gives me vibes of living a second life

 

[SweatyBettyT]

He gives me vibes of living a second life

He’s not a manly man. Like, I couldn’t see him saving turf in the bog, for example

I’m having flashbacks to my 20’s when I worked in a company where the MD (a man) used to come to company nights out dressed as a woman (makeup, dress, tights, heels etc) because “everyone would think it was funny”.

To be fair, he was a very convincing woman but not a very convincing man (if that makes sense)

 

[BetteLynch]

Now we know why she was banging on about the MoyPark factory shop the other week… sneaky cow!

“This is the one I have been trying, I have it beside my bed AS months”

Is this an Armagh saying… as months, as long time etc? I have NEVER heard anybody except Denise come out with this!

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Miiiiichaellll brought her home a present alright…a virus