Demi Donnelly #11 Picks her arse, relationships a farce. Pups 4 content, ideas are sparse.

[TeaAndBiscuitsMate]

I had to edit the title slightly to make it fit. Thank you for voting one of my ideas who can forget the arse digging? For your viewing pleasure I will attach the pic. And here’s a little Christmas something for you all...


‘‘Twas then night before vlogAmus and all through the dream house, not one puppy was stirring. Sean’s still quiet as a mouse.
Clothes thrown on the office floor, not a care. Doodles sits on the floor because she’s too heavy for that chair.

Sean films the vlog while Demi lies in her bed,
With visions of vegan sausages and lounge shets going round in her head.
Soon she’ll be filming an ‘ad’ surrounded by crap, while the puppies go down for there 10 hour long ‘nap’.

Suddenly at 2am the neighbours hear such a clatter. Should we ring the police to see what’s the matter? Is it a burglar? That wouldn’t be nice, or maybe it’s the fridge freezer making more ice!

The BBQ hut is looking CuTe covered in snow.
Giving the lustre of Christmas to the weeds just below.
When what do my wondering eyes should appear! Demi Doodle’s entire hand shoved up her rear!

I was in shock, and a little bit sick. But why am I surprised? The girl lives in a tip.
She loves a fake account, forever changing her name. Though she has no imagination so they’re always the same.

Hey MakeLemonade! Hey Spirit! Peachesandcreamxo1! Hey 9876543214! Hey Makesure! 4life23! And the rest!
To the cut out door frame, to the blue paint splattered wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!

Every day she comes on Tattle to have a good spy. But she claims that she hates it, so we still question why?
She calls us all bullies, but Demi you’re here too. You slagged off your own friends so what does that make you?

Here she goes again with BoDy Positivity, showing her foof. But that’s not a camels toe, it’s a massive old hoof! She claims she doesn’t photoshop, those comments do astound. But how do you explain that those railings were round?

She’s dressed in Lounge shets, from her head to her foot. But those feet look filthy Demi. Is it muck or is it soot?
Sean ignored her while she writhes on her back. But she’ll force him to do a tiktok about being in a wolf pack.

She’s had herself a gin, and she’s feeling a bit merry! But when she suggests something saucy Sean turns red like a cherry.
Her strange shaped mouth like an upside down bow. To avoid kissing it Sean dives head first in the snow.

She’ll never get washed. Her hair is all smelly.
Sean can’t talk about their friend Ashleigh or Demi gets Jelly.

She deletes all the comments that don’t lick her arse. Then she’ll ask her fans for video ideas because hers are pretty sparse. She’s lazy and nasty, but her hunny buns are blind. Come back mystery tiktoker and expose her, I wish the clock would rewind!

Sean speaks not a word, just continues to work. Demi pretends that she’s helping but all she does is twerk. Those pups are for content, we can all see what you’re doing. Nobody wants to know when they’re ‘weeing and pooing’.

Her fans cling on to her every word, all she has to do is whistle. But we Tattler’s see the truth, and her channel will fizzle. So as she ghosts all her followers, hopefully they’ll see the light.

Merry Christmas too all! Especially Amber Wright.”

 

[Cherrypie12]

The new ad on her Instagram... does she not proof read at all ? I just find it mind boggling companies think she is a good advertisement of their product. She's put no effort into the pictures, literally sitting on the floor in her jammies looking like she cba. How is this a job !?!? I really hate this influencer trend especially seeing people like Demi benefit

 

[MostPalone]

I had to edit the title slightly to make it fit. Thank you for voting one of my ideas who can forget the arse digging? For your viewing pleasure I will attach the pic. And here’s a little Christmas something for you all...


‘‘Twas then night before vlogAmus and all through the dream house, not one puppy was stirring. Sean’s still quiet as a mouse.
Clothes thrown on the office floor, not a care. Doodles sits on the floor because she’s too heavy for that chair.

Sean films the vlog while Demi lies in her bed,
With visions of vegan sausages and lounge shets going round in her head.
Soon she’ll be filming an ‘ad’ surrounded by crap, while the puppies go down for there 10 hour long ‘nap’.

Suddenly at 2am the neighbours hear such a clatter. Should we ring the police to see what’s the matter? Is it a burglar? That wouldn’t be nice, or maybe it’s the fridge freezer making more ice!

The BBQ hut is looking CuTe covered in snow.
Giving the lustre of Christmas to the weeds just below.
When what do my wondering eyes should appear! Demi Doodle’s entire hand shoved up her rear!

I was in shock, and a little bit sick. But why am I surprised? The girl lives in a tip.
She loves a fake account, forever changing her name. Though she has no imagination so they’re always the same.

Hey MakeLemonade! Hey Spirit! Peachesandcreamxo1! Hey 9876543214! Hey Makesure! 4life23! And the rest!
To the cut out door frame, to the blue paint splattered wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!

Every day she comes on Tattle to have a good spy. But she claims that she hates it, so we still question why?
She calls us all bullies, but Demi you’re here too. You slagged off your own friends so what does that make you?

Here she goes again with BoDy Positivity, showing her foof. But that’s not a camels toe, it’s a massive old hoof! She claims she doesn’t photoshop, those comments do astound. But how do you explain that those railings were round?

She’s dressed in Lounge shets, from her head to her foot. But those feet look filthy Demi. Is it muck or is it soot?
Sean ignored her while she writhes on her back. But she’ll force him to do a tiktok about being in a wolf pack.

She’s had herself a gin, and she’s feeling a bit merry! But when she suggests something saucy Sean turns red like a cherry.
Her strange shaped mouth like an upside down bow. To avoid kissing it Sean dives head first in the snow.

She’ll never get washed. Her hair is all smelly.
Sean can’t talk about their friend Ashleigh or Demi gets Jelly.

She deletes all the comments that don’t lick her arse. Then she’ll ask her fans for video ideas because hers are pretty sparse. She’s lazy and nasty, but her hunny buns are blind. Come back mystery tiktoker and expose her, I wish the clock would rewind!

Sean speaks not a word, just continues to work. Demi pretends that she’s helping but all she does is twerk. Those pups are for content, we can all see what you’re doing. Nobody wants to know when they’re ‘weeing and pooing’.

Her fans cling on to her every word, all she has to do is whistle. But we Tattler’s see the truth, and her channel will fizzle. So as she ghosts all her followers, hopefully they’ll see the light.

Merry Christmas too all! Especially Amber Wright.”

This needs to be published.

 

[Meme93]

I had to edit the title slightly to make it fit. Thank you for voting one of my ideas who can forget the arse digging? For your viewing pleasure I will attach the pic. And here’s a little Christmas something for you all...


‘‘Twas then night before vlogAmus and all through the dream house, not one puppy was stirring. Sean’s still quiet as a mouse.
Clothes thrown on the office floor, not a care. Doodles sits on the floor because she’s too heavy for that chair.

Sean films the vlog while Demi lies in her bed,
With visions of vegan sausages and lounge shets going round in her head.
Soon she’ll be filming an ‘ad’ surrounded by crap, while the puppies go down for there 10 hour long ‘nap’.

Suddenly at 2am the neighbours hear such a clatter. Should we ring the police to see what’s the matter? Is it a burglar? That wouldn’t be nice, or maybe it’s the fridge freezer making more ice!

The BBQ hut is looking CuTe covered in snow.
Giving the lustre of Christmas to the weeds just below.
When what do my wondering eyes should appear! Demi Doodle’s entire hand shoved up her rear!

I was in shock, and a little bit sick. But why am I surprised? The girl lives in a tip.
She loves a fake account, forever changing her name. Though she has no imagination so they’re always the same.

Hey MakeLemonade! Hey Spirit! Peachesandcreamxo1! Hey 9876543214! Hey Makesure! 4life23! And the rest!
To the cut out door frame, to the blue paint splattered wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!

Every day she comes on Tattle to have a good spy. But she claims that she hates it, so we still question why?
She calls us all bullies, but Demi you’re here too. You slagged off your own friends so what does that make you?

Here she goes again with BoDy Positivity, showing her foof. But that’s not a camels toe, it’s a massive old hoof! She claims she doesn’t photoshop, those comments do astound. But how do you explain that those railings were round?

She’s dressed in Lounge shets, from her head to her foot. But those feet look filthy Demi. Is it muck or is it soot?
Sean ignored her while she writhes on her back. But she’ll force him to do a tiktok about being in a wolf pack.

She’s had herself a gin, and she’s feeling a bit merry! But when she suggests something saucy Sean turns red like a cherry.
Her strange shaped mouth like an upside down bow. To avoid kissing it Sean dives head first in the snow.

She’ll never get washed. Her hair is all smelly.
Sean can’t talk about their friend Ashleigh or Demi gets Jelly.

She deletes all the comments that don’t lick her arse. Then she’ll ask her fans for video ideas because hers are pretty sparse. She’s lazy and nasty, but her hunny buns are blind. Come back mystery tiktoker and expose her, I wish the clock would rewind!

Sean speaks not a word, just continues to work. Demi pretends that she’s helping but all she does is twerk. Those pups are for content, we can all see what you’re doing. Nobody wants to know when they’re ‘weeing and pooing’.

Her fans cling on to her every word, all she has to do is whistle. But we Tattler’s see the truth, and her channel will fizzle. So as she ghosts all her followers, hopefully they’ll see the light.

Merry Christmas too all! Especially Amber Wright.”

So bleeping brilliant that I read the whole thing! Genius!

 

[Jardy]

Your poem is everything


QUOTE="TeaAndBiscuitsMate, post: 3155894, member: 106543"]
I had to edit the title slightly to make it fit. Thank you for voting one of my ideas who can forget the arse digging? For your viewing pleasure I will attach the pic. And here’s a little Christmas something for you all...


‘‘Twas then night before vlogAmus and all through the dream house, not one puppy was stirring. Sean’s still quiet as a mouse.
Clothes thrown on the office floor, not a care. Doodles sits on the floor because she’s too heavy for that chair.

Sean films the vlog while Demi lies in her bed,
With visions of vegan sausages and lounge shets going round in her head.
Soon she’ll be filming an ‘ad’ surrounded by crap, while the puppies go down for there 10 hour long ‘nap’.

Suddenly at 2am the neighbours hear such a clatter. Should we ring the police to see what’s the matter? Is it a burglar? That wouldn’t be nice, or maybe it’s the fridge freezer making more ice!

The BBQ hut is looking CuTe covered in snow.
Giving the lustre of Christmas to the weeds just below.
When what do my wondering eyes should appear! Demi Doodle’s entire hand shoved up her rear!

I was in shock, and a little bit sick. But why am I surprised? The girl lives in a tip.
She loves a fake account, forever changing her name. Though she has no imagination so they’re always the same.

Hey MakeLemonade! Hey Spirit! Peachesandcreamxo1! Hey 9876543214! Hey Makesure! 4life23! And the rest!
To the cut out door frame, to the blue paint splattered wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!

Every day she comes on Tattle to have a good spy. But she claims that she hates it, so we still question why?
She calls us all bullies, but Demi you’re here too. You slagged off your own friends so what does that make you?

Here she goes again with BoDy Positivity, showing her foof. But that’s not a camels toe, it’s a massive old hoof! She claims she doesn’t photoshop, those comments do astound. But how do you explain that those railings were round?

She’s dressed in Lounge shets, from her head to her foot. But those feet look filthy Demi. Is it muck or is it soot?
Sean ignored her while she writhes on her back. But she’ll force him to do a tiktok about being in a wolf pack.

She’s had herself a gin, and she’s feeling a bit merry! But when she suggests something saucy Sean turns red like a cherry.
Her strange shaped mouth like an upside down bow. To avoid kissing it Sean dives head first in the snow.

She’ll never get washed. Her hair is all smelly.
Sean can’t talk about their friend Ashleigh or Demi gets Jelly.

She deletes all the comments that don’t lick her arse. Then she’ll ask her fans for video ideas because hers are pretty sparse. She’s lazy and nasty, but her hunny buns are blind. Come back mystery tiktoker and expose her, I wish the clock would rewind!

Sean speaks not a word, just continues to work. Demi pretends that she’s helping but all she does is twerk. Those pups are for content, we can all see what you’re doing. Nobody wants to know when they’re ‘weeing and pooing’.

Her fans cling on to her every word, all she has to do is whistle. But we Tattler’s see the truth, and her channel will fizzle. So as she ghosts all her followers, hopefully they’ll see the light.

Merry Christmas too all! Especially Amber Wright.”
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[pinecones]

I had to edit the title slightly to make it fit. Thank you for voting one of my ideas who can forget the arse digging? For your viewing pleasure I will attach the pic. And here’s a little Christmas something for you all...


‘‘Twas then night before vlogAmus and all through the dream house, not one puppy was stirring. Sean’s still quiet as a mouse.
Clothes thrown on the office floor, not a care. Doodles sits on the floor because she’s too heavy for that chair.

Sean films the vlog while Demi lies in her bed,
With visions of vegan sausages and lounge shets going round in her head.
Soon she’ll be filming an ‘ad’ surrounded by crap, while the puppies go down for there 10 hour long ‘nap’.

Suddenly at 2am the neighbours hear such a clatter. Should we ring the police to see what’s the matter? Is it a burglar? That wouldn’t be nice, or maybe it’s the fridge freezer making more ice!

The BBQ hut is looking CuTe covered in snow.
Giving the lustre of Christmas to the weeds just below.
When what do my wondering eyes should appear! Demi Doodle’s entire hand shoved up her rear!

I was in shock, and a little bit sick. But why am I surprised? The girl lives in a tip.
She loves a fake account, forever changing her name. Though she has no imagination so they’re always the same.

Hey MakeLemonade! Hey Spirit! Peachesandcreamxo1! Hey 9876543214! Hey Makesure! 4life23! And the rest!
To the cut out door frame, to the blue paint splattered wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!

Every day she comes on Tattle to have a good spy. But she claims that she hates it, so we still question why?
She calls us all bullies, but Demi you’re here too. You slagged off your own friends so what does that make you?

Here she goes again with BoDy Positivity, showing her foof. But that’s not a camels toe, it’s a massive old hoof! She claims she doesn’t photoshop, those comments do astound. But how do you explain that those railings were round?

She’s dressed in Lounge shets, from her head to her foot. But those feet look filthy Demi. Is it muck or is it soot?
Sean ignored her while she writhes on her back. But she’ll force him to do a tiktok about being in a wolf pack.

She’s had herself a gin, and she’s feeling a bit merry! But when she suggests something saucy Sean turns red like a cherry.
Her strange shaped mouth like an upside down bow. To avoid kissing it Sean dives head first in the snow.

She’ll never get washed. Her hair is all smelly.
Sean can’t talk about their friend Ashleigh or Demi gets Jelly.

She deletes all the comments that don’t lick her arse. Then she’ll ask her fans for video ideas because hers are pretty sparse. She’s lazy and nasty, but her hunny buns are blind. Come back mystery tiktoker and expose her, I wish the clock would rewind!

Sean speaks not a word, just continues to work. Demi pretends that she’s helping but all she does is twerk. Those pups are for content, we can all see what you’re doing. Nobody wants to know when they’re ‘weeing and pooing’.

Her fans cling on to her every word, all she has to do is whistle. But we Tattler’s see the truth, and her channel will fizzle. So as she ghosts all her followers, hopefully they’ll see the light.

Merry Christmas too all! Especially Amber Wright.”

bleeping GENIUS. wish I’d studied this in school instead of Shakespeare, 10/10

 

[BigMavis]

bleeping hell Tea & biccies that is great. Hats off to you, i was entertained and have a bit of a crush on you now

 

[hashbrown123]

I had to edit the title slightly to make it fit. Thank you for voting one of my ideas who can forget the arse digging? For your viewing pleasure I will attach the pic. And here’s a little Christmas something for you all...


‘‘Twas then night before vlogAmus and all through the dream house, not one puppy was stirring. Sean’s still quiet as a mouse.
Clothes thrown on the office floor, not a care. Doodles sits on the floor because she’s too heavy for that chair.

Sean films the vlog while Demi lies in her bed,
With visions of vegan sausages and lounge shets going round in her head.
Soon she’ll be filming an ‘ad’ surrounded by crap, while the puppies go down for there 10 hour long ‘nap’.

Suddenly at 2am the neighbours hear such a clatter. Should we ring the police to see what’s the matter? Is it a burglar? That wouldn’t be nice, or maybe it’s the fridge freezer making more ice!

The BBQ hut is looking CuTe covered in snow.
Giving the lustre of Christmas to the weeds just below.
When what do my wondering eyes should appear! Demi Doodle’s entire hand shoved up her rear!

I was in shock, and a little bit sick. But why am I surprised? The girl lives in a tip.
She loves a fake account, forever changing her name. Though she has no imagination so they’re always the same.

Hey MakeLemonade! Hey Spirit! Peachesandcreamxo1! Hey 9876543214! Hey Makesure! 4life23! And the rest!
To the cut out door frame, to the blue paint splattered wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!

Every day she comes on Tattle to have a good spy. But she claims that she hates it, so we still question why?
She calls us all bullies, but Demi you’re here too. You slagged off your own friends so what does that make you?

Here she goes again with BoDy Positivity, showing her foof. But that’s not a camels toe, it’s a massive old hoof! She claims she doesn’t photoshop, those comments do astound. But how do you explain that those railings were round?

She’s dressed in Lounge shets, from her head to her foot. But those feet look filthy Demi. Is it muck or is it soot?
Sean ignored her while she writhes on her back. But she’ll force him to do a tiktok about being in a wolf pack.

She’s had herself a gin, and she’s feeling a bit merry! But when she suggests something saucy Sean turns red like a cherry.
Her strange shaped mouth like an upside down bow. To avoid kissing it Sean dives head first in the snow.

She’ll never get washed. Her hair is all smelly.
Sean can’t talk about their friend Ashleigh or Demi gets Jelly.

She deletes all the comments that don’t lick her arse. Then she’ll ask her fans for video ideas because hers are pretty sparse. She’s lazy and nasty, but her hunny buns are blind. Come back mystery tiktoker and expose her, I wish the clock would rewind!

Sean speaks not a word, just continues to work. Demi pretends that she’s helping but all she does is twerk. Those pups are for content, we can all see what you’re doing. Nobody wants to know when they’re ‘weeing and pooing’.

Her fans cling on to her every word, all she has to do is whistle. But we Tattler’s see the truth, and her channel will fizzle. So as she ghosts all her followers, hopefully they’ll see the light.

Merry Christmas too all! Especially Amber Wright.”

This is the best thing I’ve ever read thank you for this

 

[Scahudderxx]

I’m going to leave this here for new viewers on this thread who may not know who Amber is (aka Demi, who set up fake accounts to praise herself whilst tit talking about her mates) Makes for great entertainment

Starts here:

Demi Donnelly

I feel like its sort of cheating if you're wearing a baggy top. She needs to buy bras that fit her better though as you can see her overflowing in them. Yeah looks sore and uncomfortable. I think she just buys cheap Primark bras, she needs to treat herself to a trip to Bravissimo.

tattle.life

 

[BigMavis]

Any ideas on what tonight's announcement will be, has she had an epiphany that her content is shite and she can't actually carry on with vlogmas?

 

[pinecones]

Ugh I can’t stop laughing at that bleeping poem, my fiancé keeps asking me what I’m laughing at and looking at me like I’m a mental person

 

[Wowso33712]

I’ve been missing from tattle for absolutely ages but I’m so pleased I’ve came back today to see that poem amazing. Can’t wait to catch up!

 

[Octopies]

Miss U Ambz

 

[Faloola72]

As Amber has been mentioned again, I thought I’d share this... wtf

 

[Emmasmith2021]

Wonder what the excuse will be this time

 

[kbjhguih]

Any ideas on what tonight's announcement will be, has she had an epiphany that her content is shite and she can't actually carry on with vlogmas?

I feel like she’ll be giving up on vlogAmas, because she’s too scared that we will see how tit she is at raising the pups if she films every day. Wont surprise me if she comes up with an excuse — maybe her death anxiety might come back?

 

[Sharl20]

@TeaAndBiscuitsMate woah! That was absolutely amazing! Really made me laugh, you are so good with words!!

 

[Scahudderxx]

I feel like she’ll be giving up on vlogAmas, because she’s too scared that we will see how tit she is at raising the pups if she films every day. Wont surprise me if she comes up with an excuse — maybe her death anxiety might come back?

She will give up Vlogmas because she can’t pull the viewers in and doesn’t see the point in putting another 2 weeks worth of effort into it

 

[Sinnocence]

I had to edit the title slightly to make it fit. Thank you for voting one of my ideas who can forget the arse digging? For your viewing pleasure I will attach the pic. And here’s a little Christmas something for you all...


‘‘Twas then night before vlogAmus and all through the dream house, not one puppy was stirring. Sean’s still quiet as a mouse.
Clothes thrown on the office floor, not a care. Doodles sits on the floor because she’s too heavy for that chair.

Sean films the vlog while Demi lies in her bed,
With visions of vegan sausages and lounge shets going round in her head.
Soon she’ll be filming an ‘ad’ surrounded by crap, while the puppies go down for there 10 hour long ‘nap’.

Suddenly at 2am the neighbours hear such a clatter. Should we ring the police to see what’s the matter? Is it a burglar? That wouldn’t be nice, or maybe it’s the fridge freezer making more ice!

The BBQ hut is looking CuTe covered in snow.
Giving the lustre of Christmas to the weeds just below.
When what do my wondering eyes should appear! Demi Doodle’s entire hand shoved up her rear!

I was in shock, and a little bit sick. But why am I surprised? The girl lives in a tip.
She loves a fake account, forever changing her name. Though she has no imagination so they’re always the same.

Hey MakeLemonade! Hey Spirit! Peachesandcreamxo1! Hey 9876543214! Hey Makesure! 4life23! And the rest!
To the cut out door frame, to the blue paint splattered wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!

Every day she comes on Tattle to have a good spy. But she claims that she hates it, so we still question why?
She calls us all bullies, but Demi you’re here too. You slagged off your own friends so what does that make you?

Here she goes again with BoDy Positivity, showing her foof. But that’s not a camels toe, it’s a massive old hoof! She claims she doesn’t photoshop, those comments do astound. But how do you explain that those railings were round?

She’s dressed in Lounge shets, from her head to her foot. But those feet look filthy Demi. Is it muck or is it soot?
Sean ignored her while she writhes on her back. But she’ll force him to do a tiktok about being in a wolf pack.

She’s had herself a gin, and she’s feeling a bit merry! But when she suggests something saucy Sean turns red like a cherry.
Her strange shaped mouth like an upside down bow. To avoid kissing it Sean dives head first in the snow.

She’ll never get washed. Her hair is all smelly.
Sean can’t talk about their friend Ashleigh or Demi gets Jelly.

She deletes all the comments that don’t lick her arse. Then she’ll ask her fans for video ideas because hers are pretty sparse. She’s lazy and nasty, but her hunny buns are blind. Come back mystery tiktoker and expose her, I wish the clock would rewind!

Sean speaks not a word, just continues to work. Demi pretends that she’s helping but all she does is twerk. Those pups are for content, we can all see what you’re doing. Nobody wants to know when they’re ‘weeing and pooing’.

Her fans cling on to her every word, all she has to do is whistle. But we Tattler’s see the truth, and her channel will fizzle. So as she ghosts all her followers, hopefully they’ll see the light.

Merry Christmas too all! Especially Amber Wright.”

Congratulations, you just won the internet!

 

[pinecones]

Wonder what the excuse will be this time

Ffs as if she’s having to come up with another excuse when it’s been like 10 days. This is her job!!! Also I stared at the way she spelt vlogmas for ages then cos I was expecting it to be vlogamas lol